Moomintroll Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 5 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: The Hearts one has a full stop after the X, whereas the QOTS one does not. HTH After many, many moons I have finally spotted that. I am a foolish Flump. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 6 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: The Hearts one has a full stop after the X, whereas the QOTS one does not. HTH Lest he escape his share of the blame, I am also a Mugwumpicent Moomin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 Asking for the bill and they come over place it down and walk away. Bring the fucking card reader at the same time I'm wanting to leave. Also having to wait 45 minutes into my 2 hour pub slot to be served my first pint. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 (edited) 30 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: @tree house tam's missus is from Wuhan? So that's who's been chewing on my bat, dirty dirty bitch. Edited July 19, 2020 by tree house tam 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HooseLee Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 3 hours ago, hk blues said: I have an 8-year old - I'd add 'home' to that list. Nothing but respect for people looking after kids during lockdown. Hard enough as it is 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 Nothing but respect for people looking after kids during lockdown. Hard enough as it is Don't have kids if they're too much for you ffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 8 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Don't have kids if they're too much for you ffs. TBF, I think a lot of folk don't realise until they've already got them, and it's a bit late at that point. I'd consider very late term abortions in some cases, however. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 Pretty much any woman who is considering having her tubes tied has been asked the question "But what if you change your mind?" If they're young, they often have a hard time getting a doctor to sign off on it. Curiously, nobody ever asks the same question of women who say they're planning to have children. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 22 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: 1 hour ago, HooseLee said: Nothing but respect for people looking after kids during lockdown. Hard enough as it is Don't have kids if they're too much for you ffs. It's not quite as simple as that though, is it? Our two oldest daughters are disabled and in our various social groups we know several families who (despite obviously loving their kids) were, shall we say, heavily-pressured into having their kids by families along with promises of helping with childcare, financial assistance and respite. Lockdown has put the kaibosh on that. I can easily see some parents thinking "this isn't what I signed up for". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 1 hour ago, tree house tam said: So that's who's been chewing on my bat, dirty dirty bitch. I would visit the doctor if I was you m90. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 Of course it's not as bloody simple as that, i wasn't being completely serious. I have a lot of sympathy for people who have a lot to handle like yourself, and a LOT of respect for being mentally strong. I'd be a fucking ruin I think. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 56 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: 1 hour ago, HooseLee said: Nothing but respect for people looking after kids during lockdown. Hard enough as it is Don't have kids if they're too much for you ffs. Liked by Kate and Gerry. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 1 minute ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: Liked by Kate and Gerry. Harsh, they just had too many. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 4 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: Hold on, I've just read back and found this beauty. Absolutely superb. We should carry shotguns incase people think dogs are going to eat their children. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 Just catching up with the absolute mare that mr alli has had on here.Superb entertainment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Humans are far more important and useful than dogs. i mean, the dog that went into space a few years back even had to get a human to build a rocket for it the useless c**t. And it couldn’t even steer it back to earth properly. The fact that it was dead wasn't a massive help. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 3 hours ago, invergowrie arab said: Asking for the bill and they come over place it down and walk away. Bring the fucking card reader at the same time I'm wanting to leave. Also having to wait 45 minutes into my 2 hour pub slot to be served my first pint. Was out at a place called Drovers or The Drovers in or something like that (near Forfar). Nice place but i think we’d had four rounds of soft drinks before getting any food. Had I been boozing that would have suited me fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 17 hours ago, Mr X said: Ive been mistaken for a Hearts fan? Ah. Cleared that up for me too. I thought “he goes a bit loopy on the Hearts threads” for a otherwise genial poster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: The fact that it was dead wasn't a massive help. So it could even be bothered to stay alive? Fucking useless. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 Barking mad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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