Turkmenbashi Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 Headphones just before a flight have decided to go crazy and are constantly changing my Spotify songs Also face masks are shite 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 3 hours ago, Shotgun said: People who think they've uncovered some kind of serious fraud when they learn that film-making involves a certain level of pretend. I was talking to a guy in a fly-fishing shop yesterday and made some comment about "A River Runs Through It." In a voice dripping with contempt, he told me that Brad Pitt wasn't really doing those artistic casts. No, he got a local to do it. It was all fake." See also: People who get upset when actors are cast to play characters of a different nationality. "Bridget Jones is supposed to be English." Wait till he finds out that Daniel Radcliffe can't actually cast magic spells. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 1 minute ago, GordonD said: Wait till he finds out that Daniel Radcliffe can't actually cast magic spells. Or that John Wayne didn't win the war in the Pacific single-handedly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 Or Michael Fassbender doesn't actually have a cock like a baby elephant's trunk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 12 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: Non americans saying "oo" for "u", e,g, noos for news, noomerous for numerous etc. It must take a deliberate thought process to say it, it's surely easier to say the correct pronunciation. John Hartson is guilty of this. eg He says “foootcha” instead of pronouncing “future” properly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 Personally I hate going to weddings. Not inviting me to your day would be more appreciated.I don’t mind a wedding. It’s usually an alright day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-MAN Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 People who believe in magic. E.g. at the moment a video doing the rounds of a guy pouring a glass of water but then sticks a knife through it (turns out to be a cake)Cue, loads of “wow”, “have you seen this” quotes. then are shocked when someone tells them where the video is edited. My Dad actually thought Dynamo walked on water a few years back... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 People who believe in magic. E.g. at the moment a video doing the rounds of a guy pouring a glass of water but then sticks a knife through it (turns out to be a cake)Cue, loads of “wow”, “have you seen this” quotes. then are shocked when someone tells them where the video is edited. My Dad actually thought Dynamo walked on water a few years back...On a similar note, people who believe in hypnotism. There's no fucking way you can make someone "sleep" before being able to make them do what you want, or you'd have c***s shagging like mad way above their station all over the place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Have some faith in Magic Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 5 hours ago, G-MAN said: People who believe in magic. E.g. at the moment a video doing the rounds of a guy pouring a glass of water but then sticks a knife through it (turns out to be a cake) Cue, loads of “wow”, “have you seen this” quotes. then are shocked when someone tells them where the video is edited. My Dad actually thought Dynamo walked on water a few years back... Piss off....... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 55 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: On a similar note, people who believe in hypnotism. There's no fucking way you can make someone "sleep" before being able to make them do what you want, or you'd have c***s shagging like mad way above their station all over the place. Hi horse face x You are feeling very sleepy. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 Hi horse face x You are feeling very sleepy. Hypnotize me, babay 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 26 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Hi horse face x You are feeling very sleepy. Is this how prince charles manages to get a shag ?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 14 hours ago, Shotgun said: People who think they've uncovered some kind of serious fraud when they learn that film-making involves a certain level of pretend. I was talking to a guy in a fly-fishing shop yesterday and made some comment about "A River Runs Through It." In a voice dripping with contempt, he told me that Brad Pitt wasn't really doing those artistic casts. No, he got a local to do it. It was all fake." See also: People who get upset when actors are cast to play characters of a different nationality. "Bridget Jones is supposed to be English." Not nationality, but they might have a point with the casting of Red in Shawshank Redemption, or Lincoln Rhyme in the Bone Collector... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 On 14/07/2020 at 10:13, Dee Man said: Conversely, on food products where it says something like CONTAINS NO *WHATEVER*, and it's something you've never heard of before. Why should I be happy it doesn't contain this, does it usually contain it, what other food stuff is it in and what has it been doing to me all this time? I can't think of even one example but the last place I saw it on was milk. I once picked up what I thought was a chicken and mayo sandwich in a rush one morning only to find that it was actually labelled as a mayo FREE dressing. I was incandescent with rage. Why would you label it as being a mayo free dressing? There are literally thousands of ingredients you haven't used, why is it only pertinent to inform me of the mayo's exclusion? Never been back to M&S for a sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 (edited) 14 hours ago, Shotgun said: People who think they've uncovered some kind of serious fraud when they learn that film-making involves a certain level of pretend. I was talking to a guy in a fly-fishing shop yesterday and made some comment about "A River Runs Through It." In a voice dripping with contempt, he told me that Brad Pitt wasn't really doing those artistic casts. No, he got a local to do it. It was all fake." See also: People who get upset when actors are cast to play characters of a different nationality. "Bridget Jones is supposed to be English." In Rocky they make chasing chickens look difficult. I had to catch one yesterday for a lady and it was a piece of piss. My arms are pretty much simian though so maybe it was easier for me than for Stallone. Edited July 16, 2020 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 10 hours ago, Shotgun said: Or that John Wayne didn't win the war in the Pacific single-handedly. Well he would have been too old to serve, having won the west single-handedly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 12 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Well he would have been too old to serve, having won the west single-handedly. The hell he did, pilgrim !!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 17 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Well he would have been too old to serve, having won the west single-handedly. Get off your milk and drink your horse!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 6 hours ago, G-MAN said: My Dad actually thought Dynamo walked on water a few years back... I was the same with Charlie Gibson.* *Which was a handy talent to have, when your team's home ground was Boghead. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 30 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: In Rocky they make chasing chickens look difficult. I had to catch one yesterday for a lady and it was a piece of piss. My arms are pretty much simian though so maybe it was easier for me than for Stallone. Why do you talk about these things like it's a perfectly normal thing to do? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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