A96 Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 3 hours ago, GordonD said: Lardon ?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 The American fascination with wedding 'rehearsal dinners' Why would you want to practice eating? Why would you want to spend time in the presence of irritating c***s twice in a row? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 Personally I hate going to weddings. Not inviting me to your day would be more appreciated. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 (edited) On 10/07/2020 at 14:39, 19QOS19 said: We have patio doors out the back and the key just stays in the lock all the time. Can't say I've ever really thought about it. Our front and back doors both have the key in them permanently (when we're in the house). Edited July 12, 2020 by Jacksgranda 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 6 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: Personally I hate going to weddings. Not inviting me to your day would be more appreciated. I love a wedding as long as I'm not involved in some capacity, few early pints, then the wedding pish but then you get a free meal and few free drinks followed by a buffet. It's basically an all day sesh with free food. Actually quite enjoy a good funeral as well tbh. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 On 10/07/2020 at 14:43, throbber said: I store mine on a wee nail behind the curtain at the door, . Noted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 The word peng. Awful 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 Married or shacked up blokes go to weddings because they get dragged along by the other half. Single blokes go to weddings to see if they can fire into a bridesmaid. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 2 hours ago, G_Man1985 said: The word peng. Awful What does it mean? Is it like jamp? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 41 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Single blokes go to weddings to see if they can fire into a bridesmaid. Apropos of nothing in particular; I was an usher at a mate's wedding years back and spent most of the day making overtures to a very widdable bridesmaid, which I thought, were being enthusiastically returned. Only to have her boyfriend turn up for the evening do and spend most of the night with his arm firmly around her. She hadn't mentioned anything about him and I still wonder if she was hedging her bets in case he didn't show. There should be some kind of rule that says women can only select bridesmaids from their single friends. If they don't have any, they should hire some from an agency. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 (edited) 4 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: I love a wedding as long as I'm not involved in some capacity, few early pints, then the wedding pish but then you get a free meal and few free drinks followed by a buffet. It's basically an all day sesh with free food. Actually quite enjoy a good funeral as well tbh. ^Jack Jarvis Edited July 12, 2020 by DA Baracus 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, tamthebam said: Single blokes go to weddings to see if they can fire into a bridesmaid. Or because they're the groom. (TBF at some weddings the two are not mutually exclusive.) Edited July 12, 2020 by GordonD 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: What does it mean? Is it like jamp? I will see your jamp and raise you mangoworm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: What does it mean? Is it like jamp? Hot, good looking., fine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 5 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: Hot, good looking., fine Was there not a scandal recently when a young player at a Scottish team called a 10 year old "peng"? And not just because it's an utterly horrendous word. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 Just now, Mark Connolly said: Was there not a scandal recently when a young player at a Scottish team called a 10 year old "peng"? And not just because it's an utterly horrendous word. Dinna ken. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 37 minutes ago, Perkin Flump said: I will see your jamp and raise you mangoworm. Yuk 36 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: Hot, good looking., fine Yuk. 30 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Was there not a scandal recently when a young player at a Scottish team called a 10 year old "peng"? And not just because it's an utterly horrendous word. Yuk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 Went to buy a couple of Scotland kiddy training tops for a pal's sprogs but they have big BT adverts on them. In the sea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 Was there not a scandal recently when a young player at a Scottish team called a 10 year old "peng"? And not just because it's an utterly horrendous word.Was a Celtic player don't recall who, very creepy behaviour 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 Back to work tomorrow after 2 weeks off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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