Derry Alli Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 42 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: I'm thinking of canceling the whole thing, sending the missus away and spend the rest of the day drinking all the beer I bought myself, ordering a huge takeaway, masterbating and playing the PS4. Just leave it on and do all that anyway. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 The Hyundai thing is the company's fault. Before expanding into new markets, they look at the easiest way for the natives to pronounce the company's name, and tailor their advertising accordingly. So the Americans get 'hon-day', we get 'hi-oon-die', and (IIRC) neither are correct. They don't give a f**k, as they're just trying to fit in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 People who cancel last minute. Hosting a BBQ this afternoon and one person says she has heat stroke despite it being the coolest day for two weeks, another asked for it to be today but now is too busy with holiday packing. Fucking do it yesterday then.This is why I hate hosting shit like this, you spend a fair bit of time making sure it's nice for people to come over and a fair bit of cash on booze and other stuff to eat.I'm thinking of canceling the whole thing, sending the missus away and spend the rest of the day drinking all the beer I bought myself, ordering a huge takeaway, masterbating and playing the PS4. They hate you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: People who cancel last minute. Hosting a BBQ this afternoon and one person says she has heat stroke despite it being the coolest day for two weeks, another asked for it to be today but now is too busy with holiday packing. Fucking do it yesterday then. This is why I hate hosting shit like this, you spend a fair bit of time making sure it's nice for people to come over and a fair bit of cash on booze and other stuff to eat. I'm thinking of canceling the whole thing, sending the missus away and spend the rest of the day drinking all the beer I bought myself, ordering a huge takeaway, masterbating and playing the PS4. Today could end up being your wurst day for a long time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 30 minutes ago, MixuFruit said: Aye what's the beef that's leading to this? Poor Stellaboz has gone out on a lamb to accommodate his friends with a BBQ, but they've given him the chop today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 Priti patels pronunciation of ing is annoying.HapninWorryinDecidin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 Priti patels pronunciation of ing is annoying.HapninWorryinDecidinAnyone from London's pronunciation of anything at all is annoying. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 3 hours ago, Stellaboz said: People who cancel last minute. Hosting a BBQ this afternoon and one person says she has heat stroke despite it being the coolest day for two weeks, another asked for it to be today but now is too busy with holiday packing. Fucking do it yesterday then. This is why I hate hosting shit like this, you spend a fair bit of time making sure it's nice for people to come over and a fair bit of cash on booze and other stuff to eat. I'm thinking of canceling the whole thing, sending the missus away and spend the rest of the day drinking all the beer I bought myself, ordering a huge takeaway, masterbating and playing the PS4. Invite throbber over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Invite throbber over. Say it's a children's party, he'll bring more booze. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 Use of "social distance" as a verb. "I'm going to social distance" "Is it ok to come in? I'll social distance" Just f**k off. Also, signs mentioning limitaions of number based on social distancing, particularly in toilets. Not going in there to socialise m9. Also..... "We had a socially distanced barbecue/meal/playdate yesterday" can f**k off too. Stop fucking specifying like everyone is some fucking govt spy. Just let me assume that whatever you did, you followed the rules and stop saying that shit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 17 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Use of "social distance" as a verb. "I'm going to social distance" "Is it ok to come in? I'll social distance" Just f**k off. Also, signs mentioning limitaions of number based on social distancing, particularly in toilets. Not going in there to socialise m9. Also..... "We had a socially distanced barbecue/meal/playdate yesterday" can f**k off too. Stop fucking specifying like everyone is some fucking govt spy. Just let me assume that whatever you did, you followed the rules and stop saying that shit. You appear a little more anxious / frazzled than normal, wee man. Deep breaths............. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 You appear a little more anxious / frazzled than normal, wee man. Deep breaths.............[emoji41]I thought this sort of thing was ok in here?Is it not? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 7 hours ago, Stellaboz said: People who cancel last minute. Hosting a BBQ this afternoon and one person says she has heat stroke despite it being the coolest day for two weeks, another asked for it to be today but now is too busy with holiday packing. Fucking do it yesterday then. This is why I hate hosting shit like this, you spend a fair bit of time making sure it's nice for people to come over and a fair bit of cash on booze and other stuff to eat. I'm thinking of canceling the whole thing, sending the missus away and spend the rest of the day drinking all the beer I bought myself, ordering a huge takeaway, masterbating and playing the PS4. Well played min , your double bluff has worked a treat Mrs stellaboz has fallen into your trap and tipped off the guests that you were planning on giving them all rancid beef. An evening of solo pleasure awaits 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 9 hours ago, MixuFruit said: I meant to make it dai to rhyme with eye not day. Properly it's "hyoon-day" but we can't exactly cast stones when most people here say "high-yoon-dai". Like James Bond I'll "dai" another "day" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 7 hours ago, Empty It said: 7 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: Priti patels pronunciation of ing is annoying. Hapnin Worryin Decidin Anyone from London's pronunciation of anything at all is annoying. Can Londoners pronounce things properly? No, they're all can'ts.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 McKay, a normal surname you'd think, except when you cross the pond and hear utter cretins pronounce it Mi-Kay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 32 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: Mi-Kay. You're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mi-Kay. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 McKay, a normal surname you'd think, except when you cross the pond and hear utter cretins pronounce it Mi-Kay. . 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 Oh, fucking get this. Pap-a-rika. Paprika, is what I think you mean? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 Charging stuff, 2 x heedlights, vape, phone, cordless drill, hoover, mini I pod 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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