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10 minutes ago, mathematics said:

Really enjoyed watching the Stoltman brothers on Worlds Strongest Man. Log into to twitter to give them a follow only to find that Tom Stoltman is a raging ***. p***k. 

That’ll be the steroids!

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1 hour ago, Aufc said:

 


I cant name a funny female comedian

 

Dame Edna Everidge

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The women who I find funny and admire their comedic talent aren’t ‘stand up’ comedians, but actors, writers. Exceedingly talented - Caroline Aherne, French & Saunders, Victoria Wood. Joanna Lumley is multi-faceted. Think of all the great female characters in shows - Sybill Fawlty... could go on for ages, but Liverpool v Sheffield Utd is kicking off. 😅

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13 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

Happy to judge Miranda Hart on her talent; she doesn't have any. She produces the same kind of smug, comforting Home Counties non-comedy as Michael McIntyre. I assume she's the niece of somebody high up at the BBC.

Oh no, much higher in society than the BBC

Parent(s) Diana Luce
David Hart Dyke
Relatives

 

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Hart is a fourth cousin, twice removed, of Diana, Princess of Wales.[15] Their common ancestors were George Spencer, 2nd Earl Spencer and his wife Lavinia Spencer, Countess Spencer. Through the 2nd Earl Spencer, both Miranda and Diana descend from Margaret Pole, Countess of Salisbury. If Lucy Walter's younger child Mary did have royal paternity as she maintained throughout her life, Hart is the ten-times-great-granddaughter of Charles II of England

You all just watch what your typing about "Our Marinda".  

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14 hours ago, Aufc said:

 


I cant name a funny female comedian

 

Katherine Ryan is not bad.

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2 hours ago, SlipperyP said:

Oh no, much higher in society than the BBC

...and there you go.

The classless society.

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15 hours ago, welshbairn said:

Jo Brand is funny when she isn't doing her "I'm fat" jokes.

Surely that's observational comedy at its best?

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I always find Jo Brand funny when she's doing panel shows or is a guest on a show but hate her stand up. She's quick witted and good at reactive comedy and has great timing but seem to lose it all when she's doing stuff she's pre-written.

Alice Sneddon is absolutely hilarious.

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On 01/01/2020 at 02:17, tamthebam said:

Well my old man was partial to a "fly cemetery" and custard..

 

On 01/01/2020 at 08:11, MixuFixit said:


My Grandad called them that too emoji3.png

He's not talking about the cake...

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Greggs vegan steak bake can f**k right off. If it's got steak in it it's a steak bake if not vegan bake. Can't be both. Don't even get me started on the word veggieburger. 🤬

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19 minutes ago, pawpar said:

Don't even get me started on the word veggieburger. 🤬

Why? 

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Aldi's veggie burgers are fantastic to the point I give them to my kids and they've got no idea they haven't just eaten meat. 

For some reason that just reminded me of a Chinese woman I spoke to a few weeks back who said she'd visited Scotland last year, tried black pudding, loved it, then spewed her ring when she was told what it was made of. 

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5 minutes ago, Dee Man said:

Aldi's veggie burgers are fantastic to the point I give them to my kids and they've got no idea they haven't just eaten meat. 

For some reason that just reminded me of a Chinese woman I spoke to a few weeks back who said she'd visited Scotland last year, tried black pudding, loved it, then spewed her ring when she was told what it was made of. 

There was a brilliant clip of Nick Nairn going to see black pudding being made. He had to run out to throw up when they started chucking in the blood.

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There was a brilliant clip of Nick Nairn going to see black pudding being made. He had to run out to throw up when they started chucking in the blood.
That is a classic clip. In his defence, I think he said afterwards that the crossing on the ferry had been really rough and he was basically suffering from sea sickness. Which is the absolute worst.

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Folk getting upset that Thornton in Dundee City centre is closing. You can buy chocolate anywhere, most of which is better than their overpriced shite. 

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