Gaz FFC Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 On 25/05/2020 at 15:04, Jacksgranda said: Does anybody actually eat breakfast as soon as they get up? Been up 2 hours and still to have it. Tend to find I'm not hungry at the point of getting up so like to wait until I'm ready to chew off my (non wanking) arm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 10 hours ago, philpy said: Talking to one of the bosses in the office today, and as I turned round to walk back out, I caught the middle of my back on a key sticking out of the filing cabinet. Which wasn't nice. Where there's blame..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 Talking to one of the bosses in the office today, and as I turned round to walk back out, I caught the middle of my back on a key sticking out of the filing cabinet. Which wasn't nice. You must be glad you're a key worker 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 I think the key wound him up... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 17 hours ago, philpy said: Talking to one of the bosses in the office today, and as I turned round to walk back out, I caught the key in the middle of my back on a filing cabinet. Which wasn't nice. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 On 26/05/2020 at 23:07, tamthebam said: Doesn't your scud mag get waterlogged*? *Asking for a friend who is a w****r plastic film encapsulation is your friend - waterproof and wipe-clean... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 We were due to fly out to Lanzarote today for two weeks. We would be out walking at the moment. I suppose it is pretty petty in the grand scheme of things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 We were due to fly out to Lanzarote today for two weeks. We would be out walking at the moment. I suppose it is pretty petty in the grand scheme of things. Still pretty shite. Hope you got the money back easy enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 26 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: We were due to fly out to Lanzarote today for two weeks. We would be out walking at the moment. I suppose it is pretty petty in the grand scheme of things. Maybe so, annoying all the same. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 You'd only get burnt and get skin cancer out there at this time of year, better off staying here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 19 minutes ago, NJ2 said: Still pretty shite. Hope you got the money back easy enough. No I’ve carried it forward to next year. Got a 20% bonus as an incentive and would have been going anyway. The ATOL protection is still there in case things go tits up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 No I’ve carried it forward to next year. Got a 20% bonus as an incentive and would have been going anyway. The ATOL protection is still there in case things go tits up. Seems ambitious at your age... 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 Lanzarote should do the decent thing and make an exception to allow him in. Then make sure he has no access to WiFi. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud131 Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 Zoom chats! Was sitting out the back enjoying myself in the sunshine earlier and all of a sudden I see the wife holding up her phone and then a group chat with her sister and 2 others starts, volume at full blast. Needless to say it wa enough for me to move to the other side of the garden and sit with my headphones in for the next hour and a half! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, NJ2 said: Seems ambitious at your age... I’ll be on holiday before your team are playing in the Premiership again. Edited May 28, 2020 by Granny Danger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: I’ll be on holiday before you’re team are playing in the Premiership again. Your. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 21 minutes ago, spud131 said: Zoom chats! Was sitting out the back enjoying myself in the sunshine earlier and all of a sudden I see the wife holding up her phone and then a group char with her sister and 2 others starts, volume at full blast. Needless to say it wa enough for me to move to the other side of the garden and sit with my headphones in for the next hour and a half! Hot gossip? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud131 Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 Hot gossip?No, we'd seen her about 2 hours before it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 Just now, spud131 said: No, we'd seen her about 2 hours before it! Wife was on a zoom chat with some friends for ages earlier (long enough for me to have three beers, anyway). Then because she forgot to mention some amazing bit of information, she phoned one of them. Cue another beer and a shake of the head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 I’ll be on holiday before your team are playing in the Premiership again.The leagues will (might) be reconstructed, don’t you worry. I’m also fine if we go down, we deserve it and hopefully we can get rid of some of the shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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