bennett Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 1 minute ago, mathematics said: Petty thing that gets on my nerves today 2: Mrs Mathematics salutes each magpie she sees. if you’re interested, here she is saluting a magpie in the garden: It's meant to bring good luck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Just now, bennett said: It's meant to bring good luck. Sky fairy thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 She gets a "wid" from me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Why are magpies considered bad luck? I quite like them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 3 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Why are magpies considered bad luck? I quite like them. They didn't mourn the death of jesus and were considered to be in cahoots with the devil. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 1 hour ago, RandomGuy. said: Aye, away to head up, just getting the dog sorted out. Not sure they’ll be too impressed if you take the dog! I had to go to out hours couple weeks ago with inner ear infection and it was being run really well. A&Es are really quiet and the Covid patients are taken elsewhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Just now, RH33 said: Not sure they’ll be too impressed if you take the dog! I had to go to out hours couple weeks ago with inner ear infection and it was being run really well. A&Es are really quiet and the Covid patients are taken elsewhere. Turned out I didnt go, wife phoned her dad about it while I was out the room. He reckons if I stick swabs over the cuts, tape it up and then see how it is in the morning I'll probably find its stopped bleeding, so that's what's happened. See how it goes, if I dont make it to the morning, or end up losing fingers, at least I've someone to blame nowhere near bad enough for either of those outcomes though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Superglue in it too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 1 minute ago, RH33 said: Superglue in it too. I didnt do this, but I'm at work tomorrow so I'll stick some gorilla glue in them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Cover it in sawdust and in half an hour you'll be as right as rain. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 51 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Why are magpies considered bad luck? I quite like them. f**k yer Ayr. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Magpies are c***s. That’s all you need to know. Not as much a c**t as the squirrel in my chimney who now seems to be taunting me from the tree next door. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 2 hours ago, RandomGuy. said: I feel like a fanny needing to go, especially in the current climate, because I've cut a couple of fingers. Blood still coming once I take the pressure off, and it must be about 5 hours now. I see something white through the cut too before the bleeding comes again, which is probably the sign I'll need stitches. I sliced my finger peeling spuds for the dinner - must be about 18 months ago - and eventually had to go to A&E, waited the guts of 12 hours before I got seen too. On the bright side there wasn't a global pandemic on on that occasion, so you should be in and out fairly sharpish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 29 minutes ago, RandomGuy. said: Turned out I didnt go, wife phoned her dad about it while I was out the room. He reckons if I stick swabs over the cuts, tape it up and then see how it is in the morning I'll probably find its stopped bleeding, so that's what's happened. See how it goes, if I dont make it to the morning, or end up losing fingers, at least I've someone to blame nowhere near bad enough for either of those outcomes though. If it hasn't stopped bleeding you'll probably be dead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Just now, Jacksgranda said: If it hasn't stopped bleeding you'll probably be dead. I’ll have £10 e/w on Gangrene Index Finger in the 3.30pm on Thursday please. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 An absolute pantomime about f**k all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: I sliced my finger peeling spuds for the dinner - must be about 18 months ago - and eventually had to go to A&E, waited the guts of 12 hours before I got seen too. On the bright side there wasn't a global pandemic on on that occasion, so you should be in and out fairly sharpish. Ah, life before the pandemic. It was a glorious time to be sure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 RandomGuy makes me think of the Black Knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail- "tis but a flesh wound" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Turned out I didnt go, wife phoned her dad about it while I was out the room. He reckons if I stick swabs over the cuts, tape it up and then see how it is in the morning I'll probably find its stopped bleeding, so that's what's happened. See how it goes, if I dont make it to the morning, or end up losing fingers, at least I've someone to blame [emoji23] nowhere near bad enough for either of those outcomes though.Asda do some quality plasters with something in them that helps clean the wound and helps it close up, that's what I used when I sliced through to the fat when I was cutting a baguette. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 21 hours ago, RandomGuy. said: Now stuck unable to really use the hand until it eventually stops. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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