Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

Sportsound.

Edited April 25, 2020 by Zen Archer Esq.

[BFTD]

On 22/04/2020 at 07:32, Jacksgranda said:

Pressing "Reply All", or whatever it is, can be very dangerous/embarrassing/hilarious depending on the context.

One of my old bosses was notorious for this.

About half of the folk I work with are barely computer literate, and the organisation gives no training. They sent round an in-depth health questionnaire by email a few weeks ago, and several of the replies were sent back to everyone on the mailing list.

Didn't read them, but good to have a record of who's got the clap for future reference.

[Granny Danger]

Not really petty.  In fact not petty at all.

Just found out my missus threw out a Homer Simpson t-shirt of mine.

Her excuse?  I bought it 30 years ago and had never worn it.

Fucking women!

[Miguel Sanchez]

1 hour ago, Granny Danger said:

Not really petty.  In fact not petty at all.

Just found out my missus threw out a Homer Simpson t-shirt of mine.

Her excuse?  I bought it 30 years ago and had never worn it.

Fucking women!

You bought a Simpsons t-shirt in 1990, when it had only had one full series?

[Granny Danger]

52 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

You bought a Simpsons t-shirt in 1990, when it had only had one full series?

Must have been about then, give or take a year or two.

[Melanius Mullarkey]

1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

You bought a Simpsons t-shirt in 1990, when it had only had one full series?

Ahead of their time tbf.

 

[RandomGuy.]

Finally bought God of War to play since it's on discount.

All I had to do around the house was dishes after lunch then the whole day was mine.

Glass lid I was washing shattering and my hand went right through it. Been about 40 minutes with a plaster on and theyre still bleeding  

Now stuck unable to really use the hand until it eventually stops.

Edited April 26, 2020 by RandomGuy.

[DA Baracus]

Sounds like you should be firing down to A&E.

[tamthebam]

I was painting the garden fence and when I came in I found I'd got paint under my nose. The dark green paint showed up dark against my light moustache so I looked like a punk Adolf 

I've had to shave the tasch right down and as I also sport a beard I am now rocking the Amish look.

[Bigmouth Strikes Again]

2 hours ago, RandomGuy. said:

Finally bought God of War to play since it's on discount.

All I had to do around the house was dishes after lunch then the whole day was mine.

Glass lid I was washing shattering and my hand went right through it. Been about 40 minutes with a plaster on and theyre still bleeding  

Now stuck unable to really use the hand until it eventually stops.

Has Boredom bled to death? I'm not liking the sound of that.

Thank you.

[bennett]

3 hours ago, RandomGuy. said:

Finally bought God of War to play since it's on discount.

All I had to do around the house was dishes after lunch then the whole day was mine.

Glass lid I was washing shattering and my hand went right through it. Been about 40 minutes with a plaster on and theyre still bleeding  

Now stuck unable to really use the hand until it eventually stops.

Get a knife or a poker, heat it until it's red hot then place it on the wound.

 

Hth.

 

[Blaze]

The government using the phrase "ramping up" at every opportunity.

No fucking need for it.

[19QOS19]

The government using the phrase "ramping up" at every opportunity.

No fucking need for it.

Aye they certainly seem to be ramping up the usage.

[RandomGuy.]

2 hours ago, DA Baracus said:

Sounds like you should be firing down to A&E.

I feel like a fanny needing to go, especially in the current climate, because I've cut a couple of fingers.

Blood still coming once I take the pressure off, and it must be about 5 hours now. I see something white through the cut too before the bleeding comes again, which is probably the sign I'll need stitches.

[RH33]

Just now, RandomGuy. said:

I feel like a fanny needing to go, especially in the current climate, because I've cut a couple of fingers.

Blood still coming once I take the pressure off, and it must be about 5 hours now. I see something white through the cut too before the bleeding comes again, which is probably the sign I'll need stitches.

Get yourself yo a&e!

[RandomGuy.]

10 minutes ago, RH33 said:

Get yourself yo a&e!

 

1 minute ago, MixuFixit said:

Go to A&E like now

Aye, away to head up, just getting the dog sorted out.

[DA Baracus]

23 minutes ago, RandomGuy. said:

I feel like a fanny needing to go, especially in the current climate, because I've cut a couple of fingers.

Blood still coming once I take the pressure off, and it must be about 5 hours now. I see something white through the cut too before the bleeding comes again, which is probably the sign I'll need stitches.

White is fat, meaning you've went through some layers. Bleeding for that long isn't healthy!

You'll probably find A&E pretty empty and should get seen quickly.

[mathematics]

Mrs Mathematics thinks she’s funny. Every now and then she’ll change the name of the Wi-fi to something “hilarious”. This means I then need to update my laptop, PC, phone, kindle, and Xbox. Petty. Annoying.

if you’re interested, here’s our new wi-fi name:

 

[bennett]

25 minutes ago, RandomGuy. said:

I feel like a fanny needing to go, especially in the current climate, because I've cut a couple of fingers.

Blood still coming once I take the pressure off, and it must be about 5 hours now. I see something white through the cut too before the bleeding comes again, which is probably the sign I'll need stitches.

Man up a bit and stitch it up yourself. 

 

Nothing to it.

[mathematics]

Petty thing that gets on my nerves today 2:

Mrs Mathematics salutes each magpie she sees. 
 

if you’re interested, here she is saluting a magpie in the garden: