Sergeant Wilson Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: The bike shop at the bottom of my street is still open. Fucksake, Stevie Wonder could find you now, never mind @Hedgecutter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 3 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Fucksake, Stevie Wonder could find you now, never mind @Hedgecutter. Have you seen the conspiracy stuff that he’s not really blind (Stevie not the All Seeing Eye of P&B). There’s a video of him catching a mic or an award or something like that someone drops on stage next to him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Have you seen the conspiracy stuff that he’s not really blind (Stevie not the All Seeing Eye of P&B). There’s a video of him catching a mic or an award or something like that someone drops on stage next to him. Of course he isn't blind, everyone knows that. Neither was Lenny Peters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 6 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Have you seen the conspiracy stuff that he’s not really blind (Stevie not the All Seeing Eye of P&B). There’s a video of him catching a mic or an award or something like that someone drops on stage next to him. It's that weird all-or-nothing assumption that people have, where your optic nerves must be completely dead to qualify as blind. The same fishwives who bitterly complain about "benefit cheats" on their street, without a fucking clue about what's actually wrong with them..."but they look fine". There are some people genuinely furious about the Stevie Wonder thing, as if millions of people only bought Innervisions because they felt sorry for the poor mite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: I was just round at her house treating an ant invasion and she asked for help with her Sky planner (she uses her phone or her controller for her armchair intsead of the Sky remote). I can see she's recording Naked Attraction. You shouldn't have told her you were on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 34 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Have you seen the conspiracy stuff that he’s not really blind (Stevie not the All Seeing Eye of P&B). There’s a video of him catching a mic or an award or something like that someone drops on stage next to him. Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he's married. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Actually went to see Stevie Wonder at Bestival a while back. He comes on stage and his first line was "Can y'all see me?" cue the crowd going wild to which he replies "Cause I can't see you" oh Stevie you cad. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 (edited) I'm trying to buy a bicycle and I've gone through all the payment page and its now sat on that buffering phase for about 5 minutes. I am scared to reload the page incase it charges me twice and sends two bikes. Edit : it's reloaded back onto the payment page. Thi k I'll take a step back at this point. Edited April 9, 2020 by Dele 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curmudgeon Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 14 minutes ago, Dele said: I'm trying to buy a bicycle and I've gone through all the payment page and its now sat on that buffering phase for about 5 minutes. I am scared to reload the page incase it charges me twice and sends two bikes. Edit : it's reloaded back onto the payment page. Thi k I'll take a step back at this point. I think you mean backpedal. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 35 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Actually went to see Stevie Wonder at Bestival a while back. He comes on stage and his first line was "Can y'all see me?" cue the crowd going wild to which he replies "Cause I can't see you" oh Stevie you cad. This reminds me of a call I listened to on a Radio Scotland phone-in programme way back when David Blunkett was Home Secretary. Can't actually remember was the subject was, but the caller took a delight in repeatedly saying in a broad Glasgow accent : "Can Blunkett no see whit's goan on here?" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 53 minutes ago, Dele said: I'm trying to buy a bicycle and I've gone through all the payment page and its now sat on that buffering phase for about 5 minutes. I am scared to reload the page incase it charges me twice and sends two bikes. Edit : it's reloaded back onto the payment page. Thi k I'll take a step back at this point. What was wrong with that £500 one you nicked the other day? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 (edited) 55 minutes ago, Dele said: I'm trying to buy a bicycle and I've gone through all the payment page and its now sat on that buffering phase for about 5 minutes. I am scared to reload the page incase it charges me twice and sends two bikes. Edit : it's reloaded back onto the payment page. Thi k I'll take a step back at this point. It's nature's way of telling you not to buy a bike. Edited April 9, 2020 by Sergeant Wilson 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: What was wrong with that £500 one you nicked the other day? I'll need this explained to me I'm afraid. Just now, Sergeant Wilson said: It's nature's way of telling you not to buy a bike. I think so too. Its a very impulsive buy due to a few guys in work getting them and mates all out cycling as they're furloughed. I'm just a big jealous bastirt. It'll barely be used then flogged for a third of the price, like the last two. Hopefully it never went through, yet to have confirmation email. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dele said: I'll need this explained to me I'm afraid. I think so too. Its a very impulsive buy due to a few guys in work getting them and mates all out cycling as they're furloughed. I'm just a big jealous bastirt. It'll barely be used then flogged for a third of the price, like the last two. Hopefully it never went through, yet to have confirmation email. You posted a story earlier about someone in Dundee who was “seething” at having their £500 bike nicked. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 4 minutes ago, Dele said: I'll need this explained to me I'm afraid. I think so too. Its a very impulsive buy due to a few guys in work getting them and mates all out cycling as they're furloughed. I'm just a big jealous bastirt. It'll barely be used then flogged for a third of the price, like the last two. Hopefully it never went through, yet to have confirmation email. ^^^3 weeks from now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 5 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: You posted a story earlier about someone in Dundee who was “seething” at having their £500 bike nicked. Well played. Have a green dot. I wouldn't venture to Menzieshill though. Despite being so elevated, it's below me. 3 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: ^^^3 weeks from now. Socks look to clean, tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkmenbashi Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 Some guy is sat on my window ledge drinking beer, while I am sat on a desk right next to it working from home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 22 minutes ago, Turkmenbashi said: Some guy is sat on my window ledge drinking beer, while I am sat on a desk right next to it working from home. If you're not on the ground floor he's either very tall or heading for a fall. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 I bought a mechanical keyboard for my computer a while back. Since the schools have been off, the wean's been using it a lot for programming. He learned touch-typing and he absolutely hammers the fucking keys, so it sounds like a centipede wearing metal clogs falling down the stairs for hours on end. I'm more annoyed with myself for buying the damned thing TBH. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 Been waiting on a Moscardini's home delivery since half 5, 'mon tae f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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