weirdcal Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 The fucking telly guide in this hotel room. Radio and everything mixed up in alpha order. Mother in law's TV did that, cheap pish TV that had two ariel spots, one for saorview and one for the satellite to pick up Freeview. All the Freeview channels came in alphabetically and the different regional channels too.Chances are that's a cheapie brand with same input method. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 Sainsburys 'hand stretched' margherita pizza. Terrible. Do not buy. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Luckily Adult Channel begins with A. Can’t argue with seven channels of BBC though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 19 minutes ago, L'immortale Par said: Can’t argue with seven channels of BBC though. I tried Babestation last night. Im sure the women were from the hinterland schemes of Dundee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I tried Babestation last night. Im sure the women were from the hinterland schemes of Dundee. Right up your street. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 Just now, Sergeant Wilson said: Right up your street. I think one was from just round the corner tbf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 The BBC's Red 'I'll turn on when I can be arsed' Button. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 15 hours ago, Honest Saints Fan said: All body hair can fall out. Even pubes! One consolation then if I ever have to go through chemo is that I can entertain people by doing an impression of the last turkey on the plate.. Spoiler An old Spike Milligan joke that one 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 18 hours ago, sjc said: Bald I can handle but with no eyebrows or eyelashes I'll look like fucking Zippy from Rainbow! you could always draw them back on with a marker pen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 45 minutes ago, ajwffc said: you could always draw them back on with a marker pen See my prior post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 On 26/02/2020 at 14:50, sjc said: My hair has started falling out in clumps On 26/02/2020 at 22:31, Honest Saints Fan said: I found it quite therapeutic pulling it out! The shower got rid of the rest of it for me. I then enjoyed the fact it took 2 minutes to shower and I didn't have to dry my hair. I was more worried about eyebrows/eyelashes. I go on chemo next week, hardly any hair left so it's not a worry, I'll be pissed off if it ruins my withering arch glance though, Roger Moore style. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 I for one welcome this new generation of Grayson Perry lookalike posters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 8 hours ago, tamthebam said: One consolation then if I ever have to go through chemo is that I can entertain people by doing an impression of the last sparrow on the plate.. FTFY 8 hours ago, tamthebam said: An old Spike Milligan joke that one Well, there aren't any new ones. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: I go on chemo next week, hardly any hair left so it's not a worry, I'll be pissed off if it ruins my withering arch glance though, Roger Moore style. Good luck WB! Maybe see you at The Macmillan Suite! I still go monthly for an infusion to strengthen my bones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 8 minutes ago, Honest Saints Fan said: Good luck WB! Maybe see you at The Macmillan Suite! I still go monthly for an infusion to strengthen my bones. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 16 minutes ago, Honest Saints Fan said: Good luck WB! Maybe see you at The Macmillan Suite! I still go monthly for an infusion to strengthen my bones. Raigmore's chill out zone! Did you get a bone scan in Dingwall to check them out? Got one in a couple of weeks to see if they can cope with hormone treatment, bit unfortunate if not as I've been on it for a month.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: Raigmore's chill out zone! Did you get a bone scan in Dingwall to check them out? Got one in a couple of weeks to see if they can cope with hormone treatment, bit unfortunate if not as I've been on it for a month.. My bones are shit and full of holes as the cancer grows in the bone marrow. I had an MRI and on this strengthener for 2 years. Had to get 7 teeth removed before I started it as it stops your gums healing if you have an extraction. The dentist had to predict what teeth I'd need removed in my lifetime at the age of 28! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 2 hours ago, L'immortale Par said: I for one welcome this new generation of Grayson Perry lookalike posters. Wid everyone of them. Good luck to them all. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Wid everyone of them. Good luck to them all. You could maybe buy some of their hair? Hope they all come through it anyway. Edited February 28, 2020 by L'immortale Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Honest Saints Fan said: My bones are shit and full of holes as the cancer grows in the bone marrow. I had an MRI and on this strengthener for 2 years. Had to get 7 teeth removed before I started it as it stops your gums healing if you have an extraction. The dentist had to predict what teeth I'd need removed in my lifetime at the age of 28! Mine has spread from my prostate to the odd bits in my bones but I don't feel a thing. The hormone treatment has got rid of the prostate symptoms like a dull pain and frequent pishing, so I'm hoping my PSA count has dropped. It's weird feeling perfectly healthy and having this drama in the background, though the longer it stays that way the better, obviously. Booked loads of holidays anyway for after the chemo, so here's hoping. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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