Dee Man Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Talking of mobiles, on the Samsung when you're using the side buttons to turn up the volume on headphones and it stops just over halfway to give you a warning on the screen to tell you that loud volume can damage your hearing. This is a massive pain in the arse when you've only got one hand free and you have to somehow get your finger to the other side of the screen to press OK before it will let you go any louder. Responses asking why I only have one hand free will not be entertained. Thank you. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Tiny wee screws and magnetized screwdrivers. Was about two failed attempts from a ballistic Bob episode yesterday. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 You can take better selfies. Apparently. I hate the human race. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Talking of mobiles, on the Samsung when you're using the side buttons to turn up the volume on headphones and it stops just over halfway to give you a warning on the screen to tell you that loud volume can damage your hearing. This is a massive pain in the arse when you've only got one hand free and you have to somehow get your finger to the other side of the screen to press OK before it will let you go any louder. Responses asking why I only have one hand free will not be entertained. Thank you. I don't like it when it deems that the music is too loud and turns it down itself. I'd prefer to decide on the volume myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 1 hour ago, microdave said: 9 hours ago, Dee Man said: Talking of mobiles, on the Samsung when you're using the side buttons to turn up the volume on headphones and it stops just over halfway to give you a warning on the screen to tell you that loud volume can damage your hearing. This is a massive pain in the arse when you've only got one hand free and you have to somehow get your finger to the other side of the screen to press OK before it will let you go any louder. Responses asking why I only have one hand free will not be entertained. Thank you. I don't like it when it deems that the music is too loud and turns it down itself. I'd prefer to decide on the volume myself. It's all about the liability 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Just now, hk blues said: It's all about the liability If course it is, it liable to get on his nerves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 4 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: If course it is, it liable to get on his nerves. Particularly if he's using the other hand for what we think he is 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 4 minutes ago, hk blues said: Particularly if he's using the other hand for what we think he is Holding the steering wheel whilst mowing down people at the bus stop. I take your point because those people could sue Samsung. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 1 minute ago, Dee Man said: Holding the steering wheel whilst mowing down people at the bus stop. I take your point because those people could sue Samsung. That's what knees are for surely? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 27 minutes ago, hk blues said: That's what knees are for surely? My laptop gets in the way. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Glasgow has just announced a new development next to the Clyde. A private developer is building an outlet with shops, a gym, restaurants and car park. All the comments seem to be about instead of spending cash on this they need to fix the roads and community facilities whilst also helping current shops in Glasgow. I'm lost for words as to who they think spends cash on community facilities and what private developers do. Thick Weegie c***s 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 On 28/01/2020 at 20:23, Trackdaybob said: You can take better selfies. Apparently. Saw a couple the other day looking absolutely disgusted with somebody (not me) all because he asked if they wanted a photo together rather than have to take a selfie. Ungrateful c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 I do find it quite amusing. Never before has so much f**k all been so accurately documented. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dundee Hibernian Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Women, and it's always women in shops, who buy a massive pile of messages, put them through the check out, pack them away then discover they have to fuckn pay for them! Into the bag to search for a purse, contemplate their method of payment and have a chuckle and debate with the till assistant. On occasions they have to remove things they've packed in one of their bags to access the purse. It's not the time lost which annoys me, it's the stupidity. Oh, and women in shops looking at the men's clothes. They hover around, often too close, and leave the racks in a mess. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 Women, and it's always women in shops, who buy a massive pile of messages, put them through the check out, pack them away then discover they have to fuckn pay for them! Into the bag to search for a purse, contemplate their method of payment and have a chuckle and debate with the till assistant. On occasions they have to remove things they've packed in one of their bags to access the purse. It's not the time lost which annoys me, it's the stupidity. Oh, and women in shops looking at the men's clothes. They hover around, often too close, and leave the racks in a mess.Was waiting for a self service in Sainsburys the other day. This woman had paid, and still stood there rooting about In her handbag for ages. Eventually found her car keys, then decided to pack her shopping away and move. Arsehole 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dundee Hibernian Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Was waiting for a self service in Sainsburys the other day. This woman had paid, and still stood there rooting about In her handbag for ages. Eventually found her car keys, then decided to pack her shopping away and move. Arsehole Walking side by side with trolleys down the supermarket aisles, or parking the trolley sideways on in the aisle. Nudging you on the arse with a trolley when they queue behind you at the checkout because they've no fuckn spatial awareness. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 Brexiteers calling themselves winners. The beauty of the internet I suppose is it will leave a footprint for the rest of us to see what an absolute bellend you are when it all goes to shit Zero deniability that you were the problem and a moron to boot. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 55 minutes ago, Dundee Hibernian said: or parking the trolley sideways on in the aisle I always say sorry and smile at them as I gently nudge* their trolley out of the way with my trolley (not a euph). * crash into it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 12 hours ago, Dundee Hibernian said: Women, and it's always women in shops, who buy a massive pile of messages, put them through the check out, pack them away then discover they have to fuckn pay for them! Into the bag to search for a purse, contemplate their method of payment and have a chuckle and debate with the till assistant. On occasions they have to remove things they've packed in one of their bags to access the purse. It's not the time lost which annoys me, it's the stupidity. Oh, and women in shops looking at the men's clothes. They hover around, often too close, and leave the racks in a mess. If I'm having to queue at self service I often find myself marvelling at the attempts to scan shopping through a machine and pay for them. It's quite astounding how some make it such a chore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 19 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said: If I'm having to queue at self service I often find myself marvelling at the attempts to scan shopping through a machine and pay for them. It's quite astounding how some make it such a chore. The people that wave stuff around in front of it are the best Guaranteed people like this think shops are only staffed by morons 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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