Mark Connolly Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 1 hour ago, pozbaird said: ‘Popped into Farmfoods for bog roll’ - you deserve everything you get. TBF I reckon Farmfoods and Iceland might be decent for a post-curry bog roll 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 1 hour ago, pozbaird said: ‘Popped into Farmfoods for bog roll’ - you deserve everything you get. Desperate for a shit throughout it as well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 ‘Popped into Farmfoods for bog roll’ - you deserve everything you get. [emoji3]Was the only place local that there wasnt a 20min wait to get in the car park. Any port in a storm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 8 minutes ago, Drew Brees said: 3 hours ago, pozbaird said: ‘Popped into Farmfoods for bog roll’ - you deserve everything you get. Was the only place local that there wasnt a 20min wait to get in the car park. Any port in a storm. Absolutely. Running out of bog roll? No siree. Unless you have a supply of Morelos Sevco shirts to hand.... Joking, joking, only kidding, etc... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 Farmfoods is an excellent place to get bog roll from. Ditto kitchen roll. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 On 23/12/2019 at 10:58, coprolite said: Waiting in the bank to put £50 in notes into my account, using the fantastic new time saving machine which has a human permanently showing people how to use it. Some bint had a heroes tub full of change and folded notes that kept getting rejected. 10 minutes down, she finishes, I go second in the queue. The old couple in front have just presented the helper with a carrier bag of change. Fucking fucking fuckitty f**k Thats what the machine is for. Folk with a wad of notes should go to the human 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 9 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Farmfoods is an excellent place to get bog roll from. Ditto kitchen roll. Love a wee trip into Farmfoods. Decent prices and usually dead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 5 hours ago, pozbaird said: ‘Popped into Farmfoods for bog roll’ - you deserve everything you get. He probably had a coupon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 18 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said: He probably had a coupon. They do face wipes too ?? Thought it was for his erse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 He probably had a coupon. I was gonna add that when my 17yr old daughter is at her mums 1 roll lasts me weeks, when she stays with me, like this week, we seem to go through about 4/5 rolls a week. And now it’s came to a head, I’ve a blocked toilet with water literally pissing out the waste pipe when I flush, I’m currently trying to unblock it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Gaz FFC said: Love a wee trip into Farmfoods. Decent prices and usually dead. And they sell the same shite everyone else does, fine unless you're looking for a rainbow chard infused enema kit or something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 26 minutes ago, welshbairn said: a rainbow chard infused enema kit They've got those in Matalan. So I've heard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 On 25/12/2018 at 10:01, Shotgun said: Santa forgot to bring me a Terry's Chocolate Orange this year so I had nothing for first breakfast. Fortunately, he did bring me a bottle of Baileys so I was able to improvise. Almost a year on and the Light of my Life finally admitted what I suspected all along. Rather than having "forgotten where she put it", she'd really forgotten to buy my Terry's Chocolate Orange. There'd better be one tomorrow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 Morrisons charging 25p for a paper bag. I thought the bag charge came in to effect because plastic is the problem. If paper is biodegradable then I don't know why they are charging for them in the first place let alone charging more than plastic ones. Robbing b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 Folk that drop in around this time of year, at the exact time your kids are getting dinner, and claim they wont stay long. Then stay for fucking ages, resulting in my kids eating precisely f**k all because these other folks kids are here too. How can you not have the awareness to just stay 10 minutes then GTF when its clear that someone elses kids are never going to sit and eat while you are there? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 11 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: I don't know why they are charging for them I think you do. 12 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: Robbing b*****ds. There you go. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 Wife's Auntie does this either in person or on the phone. "Anyway I'll not keep you" indicates another 20-30 minutes of her telling us about people we don't know who have had kids/died/emigrated etc.Fucking murder. Do folk not think you might have plans with your kids on Chrustmas eve, or be on a tight timescale to sort all of your shit for tomorrow [emoji849]Was hoping to get their bath done early so I could watch a film with them and get them to bed at normal time as I still have toys to build etc. Just f**k off for christ sake 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aufc Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 Folk that drop in around this time of year, at the exact time your kids are getting dinner, and claim they wont stay long. Then stay for fucking ages, resulting in my kids eating precisely f**k all because these other folks kids are here too. How can you not have the awareness to just stay 10 minutes then GTF when its clear that someone elses kids are never going to sit and eat while you are there?Who the f**k drops in on xmas eve? Wanks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Folk that drop in around this time of year, at the exact time your kids are getting dinner, and claim they wont stay long. Then stay for fucking ages, resulting in my kids eating precisely f**k all because these other folks kids are here too. How can you not have the awareness to just stay 10 minutes then GTF when its clear that someone elses kids are never going to sit and eat while you are there? Your problem appears to be knowing people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldbitterandgrumpy Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Your problem appears to be knowing people. Knowing the wrong kind of people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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