19QOS19 Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 Wrapping presents is shiteI find it quite therapeutic. I find it more stressful watching my Mrs attempt to do it because she's cack-handed and makes a complete arse of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 2 hours ago, Kmeister said: I was at Tynecastle last night and someone was waving a huge yellow and white vertical striped flag with "The Popes XI" written on it. Is that the age limit these days? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 I find it quite therapeutic. I find it more stressful watching my Mrs attempt to do it because she's cack-handed and makes a complete arse of it. I believe this is me also. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 43 minutes ago, hearthammer said: If it was fully intrusive, as in the snake camera all the way up to your nostrils, they'd have given you the "clean oot" delicious* drink that vacates the tubes for you. You've no' been strapped tae a lavvy for 24 hours in doing so, therefore it is hopefully just a wee routine "peripheral" check up. Plenty Listerine though, mate, although if the doctor's muddling aboot yer erse, i'm not sure a bit of drink-induced halitosis is going to be readily noticed. Hope things go well buddy They were cutting samples from my prostate, wasn't too awful, less than ten minutes. Nurse was a fat fingered twat though, felt like I was getting fisted. Thankfully I won't get the results till I get back from Fuerteventura at the end of January, I'm quite good at not worrying about stuff till it's too late to do anything about it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, welshbairn said: They were cutting samples from my prostate, wasn't too awful, less than ten minutes. Nurse was a fat fingered twat though, felt like I was getting fisted. Thankfully I won't get the results till I get back from Fuerteventura at the end of January, I'm quite good at not worrying about stuff till it's too late to do anything about it. You enjoy your holiday, mate, and the results will be dealt with when you get back. Edited December 19, 2019 by hearthammer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 11 minutes ago, hearthammer said: You enjoy your holiday, mate, and the results will be dealt with when you get back. Good news is I just phoned my travel insurance firm where I have a cheap annual multi trip thing, told them everything and they said there would be no extra charge for the trip but to let them know the results when I get them. Was expecting a huge hike which I probably wouldn't have bothered with. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 25 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Good news is I just phoned my travel insurance firm where I have a cheap annual multi trip thing, told them everything and they said there would be no extra charge for the trip but to let them know the results when I get them. Was expecting a huge hike which I probably wouldn't have bothered with. Walking holiday, is it? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 On 16/12/2019 at 21:10, bennett said: That's karma catching up with you for hating Sevco. Sorry for not replying - I only just noticed this. The miscreant bought a ticket for a game at Ibrox, so at least we know it wasn't you. Heyoooo! 10 hours ago, welshbairn said: Got mixed up with hospital appointments and found out late last night I've an early morning one, no indication what for. Hung over as f**k and just been told it's for an anal biopsy and there may be some discomfort. You're not fucking kidding. Been looking for a name for my new Goregrind project; thanks, man. Hope everything's fine as I would miss you, which is about as much as you can ask from strangers off the internet. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 Kidney Infections. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 Just now, johnnydun said: Kidney Infections. A petty kidney infection? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 Just now, Granny Danger said: A petty kidney infection? That is exactly how I would describe mine. Living on Paracetamol and Antibiotics mmmmm fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 Just now, johnnydun said: That is exactly how I would describe mine. Living on Paracetamol and Antibiotics mmmmm fine. I hope it gets better soon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 Just now, Granny Danger said: I hope it gets better soon. Thanks very much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 11 hours ago, G_Man1985 said: Wrapping presents is shite Eminem makes it look easy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 14 hours ago, Dele said: Jings, crivens help yer bum! if you're wishing Welshbairn the best of health in Scots perhaps you should say "lang may yer bum reek"... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 Does anything have less flavour than a Subway Mega Melt? The air had more taste and texture this morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 Websites that give you 15 mins to enter the confirmation code they have emailed you, but don't actually send it within that 15 mins 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 16 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Websites that give you 15 mins to enter the confirmation code they have emailed you, but don't actually send it within that 15 mins Have you tried your junk folder? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 18 hours ago, GordonD said: Wanking holiday, is it? FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkmenbashi Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 19 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Websites that give you 15 mins to enter the confirmation code they have emailed you, but don't actually send it within that 15 mins Had a similar one this morning, forgot my password to the bus app. It Sent the verification code to my email, but when I left the app to go to my email to check the code, it went back to the start of the process. In the end just didn't pay for the bus. To add that to that I fell off my bike this morning and broke it, trying to avoid someone on a scooter. In front of a lot of people. Which is annoying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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