Stellaboz Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 3 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said: I'm fully prepared to go full 'yer da' on this one and call that a load of absolute shite. Thank you. Why are you suddenly all Dundee-ish??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 1 minute ago, Stellaboz said: Why are you suddenly all Dundee-ish??? I'm not sure. Maybe it was the yer da in me coming out. Apologies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 8 minutes ago, JamesP_81 said: And there I was thinking it was just my local hermes courier that was at it. Never once in my life have I had any issues with something getting delivered untill hermes, 2 out of the first 4 deliveries they attempted got lost! At the stage now where if I'm ordering from a website and then find out its hermes delivering then I'll just cancel off the order and go elsewhere. At this time of year all these couriers are probably working 16 hour shifts for a pittance at the end of it, everyone should just be thankful their parcels aren't chucked into their gardens/through windows paperboy style! I saw a post on Twitter with a photo of one of the cards from Hermes saying sorry you were out we've left it in your safe place. In the safe place it said Oil Tank. The guy had also scrawled O. Tank in the signature box. I thought that was quite funny, but they are an absolute abortion of a company. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 Nothing wrong with squatting, better angle for it and less clean up required if you're the day after a sesh. It’s pretty sad that people are shitting in a toilet that’s not fit for purpose in modern day Britain though, people are clearly embarrassed to ask why it’s not been fixed as they will be outed as a tramp who gladly shits in a toilet without a seat. Having the new toilet!seat sitting there in mockery with no one on hand to fit it is ridiculous as well, maybe it wasn’t the right kind of toilet seat or had the wrong fixings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 1 minute ago, MixuFixit said: It's that dilemma like when someone has shited out a log as wide as it is long and blocked the toilet, you don't want to report it and invite suspicion it was you. "invite suspicion" Rumbled. Get on the All Bran. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 I've a feeling I'll be raking around in the attic this weekend. Which is ok now I've looked at the date [emoji4] Be careful now, don’t want you stumbling over the remains of those hookers...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 5 hours ago, peasy23 said: Purple bin this time. Have had parcels left in most of those mentioned at one time or other. Been a few other fictional places too, one being "porch at back door ". We don't have a fecking porch. Is it a BMW? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 11 hours ago, tamthebam said: Chambers Street junction leading on to South Bridge, Lights at green, not just newly changed. Deliveroo bicycling bellend comes shooting down South Bridge through the red light there and DOESN'T GET FUCKING SPLATTERED AS HE DESERVED TO BE. That's a bit unfair. What about the poor sod who's waiting for his pizza? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalkirkBairn93 Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 Not petty. But major in my nerves. There is a guy who stays on the Isle of Skye, same name and same D.O.B. I’ve been pulled over by the police and when I’ve given my name asked if I’ve ever lived of Skye, his debts all appeared on my credit file. I got a letter relating to dental costs that hadn’t been paid due to false claim of benefits, this turned out to be his. And I’ve had a debt collector chasing me for four pay day loan debts, I’ve never had one, and it’s all been this p***k that stays in Skye. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 4 minutes ago, FalkirkBairn93 said: Not petty. But major in my nerves. There is a guy who stays on the Isle of Skye, same name and same D.O.B. I’ve been pulled over by the police and when I’ve given my name asked if I’ve ever lived of Skye, his debts all appeared on my credit file. I got a letter relating to dental costs that hadn’t been paid due to false claim of benefits, this turned out to be his. And I’ve had a debt collector chasing me for four pay day loan debts, I’ve never had one, and it’s all been this p***k that stays in Skye. Stop whinging and change your name by deed poll to FalkirkBairn94. Sorted. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 Not petty. But major in my nerves. There is a guy who stays on the Isle of Skye, same name and same D.O.B. I’ve been pulled over by the police and when I’ve given my name asked if I’ve ever lived of Skye, his debts all appeared on my credit file. I got a letter relating to dental costs that hadn’t been paid due to false claim of benefits, this turned out to be his. And I’ve had a debt collector chasing me for four pay day loan debts, I’ve never had one, and it’s all been this p***k that stays in Skye. That's my story and I'm sticking with it, M'lord. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalkirkBairn93 Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 After massive arguments in the phone to the debt collector and verification that the bank details actually weren’t mines they’ve finally taken the debts off my name and will reflect my credit score in the next month. Absolute wee fanny. Got hit with his dental bill cause they sent it to me instead of him. If I ever meet him he’s getting battered. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 On 24/11/2019 at 12:26, Jacksgranda said: I was at the doctor's, completely unrelated to my prostate, and she ordered some blood tests. Went back a week later as instructed and the blood tests showed raised levels of PSA, which can indicate prostate problems. (I wasn't getting up twice a night to go to the toilet - I wasn't even getting up once - I do try to avoid drinking anything after about 6 o'clock at night, but even when I do occasionally have something after that time I don't necessarily have to get up in the middle of the night for the toilet.) Anyway, she sent me for an appointment with the prostate specialist and said I would be sent for an MRI and I would probably need to go for a biopsy. I got the MRI a fortnight ago, about 10 days after the prostate examination and I'm going for the biopsy in 11 days. Done and dusted. A bit uncomfortable would be the best description. Get my results in 3/4 weeks, although the nurse said it might be after Christmas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 1 hour ago, GordonD said: That's a bit unfair. What about the poor sod who's waiting for his pizza? Extra blood, bone and gristle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 It's that dilemma like when someone has shited out a log as wide as it is long and blocked the toilet, you don't want to report it and invite suspicion it was you.It’s exactly like that.FWIW I have never shat in a toilet without a seat before, have once shat in a bucket which was a strange experience. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 40 minutes ago, FalkirkBairn93 said: After massive arguments in the phone to the debt collector and verification that the bank details actually weren’t mines they’ve finally taken the debts off my name and will reflect my credit score in the next month. Absolute wee fanny. Got hit with his dental bill cause they sent it to me instead of him. If I ever meet him he’s getting battered. Just don't knock his teeth out or you'll get the bill for that as well. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 1 minute ago, throbber said: It’s exactly like that. FWIW I have never shat in a toilet without a seat before, have once shat in a bucket which was a strange experience. When you were in Saughton? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 38 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Done and dusted. A bit uncomfortable would be the best description. Get my results in 3/4 weeks, although the nurse said it might be after Christmas. When my blood test for PSA came back to the surgery they said I needed another blood sample for a haemoglobin test, which I gave yesterday. Any idea what that means? It was a health assistant who took the blood and she didn't know anything about the PSA results. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 3 minutes ago, welshbairn said: When my blood test for PSA came back to the surgery they said I needed another blood sample for a haemoglobin test, which I gave yesterday. Any idea what that means? It was a health assistant who took the blood and she didn't know anything about the PSA results. Did you find out if you're a homo goblin ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 (edited) 7 minutes ago, welshbairn said: When my blood test for PSA came back to the surgery they said I needed another blood sample for a haemoglobin test, which I gave yesterday. Any idea what that means? It was a health assistant who took the blood and she didn't know anything about the PSA results. No idea, sorry. Best ask your GP ETA: I googled haemoglobin but I'm none the wiser, quite frankly. Edited December 4, 2019 by Jacksgranda 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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