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Went to bed about 11pm. Woke up at 3:45am. Gave up on getting back to sleep and got up at 4:45am. Don’t need to be at work for ages. Day is gonna drag.

 

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10 hours ago, Dee Man said:

Appropriate titled thread is appropriate. 

Given that one of the first things women apparently judge men on is their footwear, your wife is obviously one step ahead in ensuring no lady attempts to chat you up. 

Mrs positively foams over them. You should get a pair. 

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11 hours ago, Dee Man said:

Appropriate titled thread is appropriate. 

Given that one of the first things women apparently judge men on is their footwear, your wife is obviously one step ahead in ensuring no lady attempts to chat you up. 

The absence of socks would do that too.

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Jackets with hoods that do not move when you turn your head sideways to see if there's any traffic coming.  Thanks jacket, but I don't want to have  a look at the inside of my hood. 

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People who talk to their jackets. 
What??? Please explain this or give some kind of example because that sounds utterly ridiculous.

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2 minutes ago, Stellaboz said:
8 minutes ago, Dee Man said:
People who talk to their jackets. 

What??? Please explain this or give some kind of example because that sounds utterly ridiculous.

The post above mine. 

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28 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Jackets with hoods that do not move when you turn your head sideways to see if there's any traffic coming.  Thanks jacket, but I don't want to have  a look at the inside of my hood. 

Footwork is the key here. Don't blame the jacket. 

Dance-steps.jpg

 

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4 hours ago, GordonD said:

The absence of socks would do that too.

I was wearing socks - the "invisible" ones that just stretch over your heel and toes.

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21 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

Footwork is the key here. Don't blame the jacket. 

Dance-steps.jpg

 

Ive two right feet at the best of times.  Id probably trip myself up.

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49 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Ive two right feet at the best of times.  Id probably trip myself up.

Stay safe anyway 

 

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9 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

New job?

No, it’s you and your green trousers.

Spoiler

It’s not. It’s Darth Vader. He was also The Green Cross Code lad.

 

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2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

No, it’s you and your green trousers.

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It’s not. It’s Darth Vader. He was also The Green Cross Code lad.

 

God damn it. I had them on yesterday as well.

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Grounds for divorce IMO! 

Thanks for quoting, Bishop, I missed those treads Shannon posted.
Shannon, WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSSSEEEE?!

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3 hours ago, Shandon Par said:

Footwork is the key here. Don't blame the jacket. 

Dance-steps.jpg

 

If that was Alex McLeish's attack plan, no wonder he got sacked from the Scotland job.

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Bloody double post.  😡

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