8MileBU 5,508 Report post Posted August 21, 2019 Went to bed about 11pm. Woke up at 3:45am. Gave up on getting back to sleep and got up at 4:45am. Don’t need to be at work for ages. Day is gonna drag. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shandön Par 19,004 Report post Posted August 21, 2019 10 hours ago, Dee Man said: Appropriate titled thread is appropriate. Given that one of the first things women apparently judge men on is their footwear, your wife is obviously one step ahead in ensuring no lady attempts to chat you up. Mrs positively foams over them. You should get a pair. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GordonD 6,153 Report post Posted August 21, 2019 11 hours ago, Dee Man said: Appropriate titled thread is appropriate. Given that one of the first things women apparently judge men on is their footwear, your wife is obviously one step ahead in ensuring no lady attempts to chat you up. The absence of socks would do that too. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Melanius Mullarkey 22,857 Report post Posted August 21, 2019 Jackets with hoods that do not move when you turn your head sideways to see if there's any traffic coming. Thanks jacket, but I don't want to have a look at the inside of my hood. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dee Man 19,712 Report post Posted August 21, 2019 People who talk to their jackets. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stellaboz 5,880 Report post Posted August 21, 2019 People who talk to their jackets. What??? Please explain this or give some kind of example because that sounds utterly ridiculous. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dee Man 19,712 Report post Posted August 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: 8 minutes ago, Dee Man said: People who talk to their jackets. What??? Please explain this or give some kind of example because that sounds utterly ridiculous. The post above mine. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dons_1988 11,180 Report post Posted August 21, 2019 People who talk to their jackets. Calling cards of morons thread for this pish 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shandön Par 19,004 Report post Posted August 21, 2019 28 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Jackets with hoods that do not move when you turn your head sideways to see if there's any traffic coming. Thanks jacket, but I don't want to have a look at the inside of my hood. Footwork is the key here. Don't blame the jacket. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stellaboz 5,880 Report post Posted August 21, 2019 The post above mine. Feel like a bit of a tit not getting that. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shandön Par 19,004 Report post Posted August 21, 2019 4 hours ago, GordonD said: The absence of socks would do that too. I was wearing socks - the "invisible" ones that just stretch over your heel and toes. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Melanius Mullarkey 22,857 Report post Posted August 21, 2019 21 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Footwork is the key here. Don't blame the jacket. Ive two right feet at the best of times. Id probably trip myself up. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shandön Par 19,004 Report post Posted August 21, 2019 49 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Ive two right feet at the best of times. Id probably trip myself up. Stay safe anyway 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Melanius Mullarkey 22,857 Report post Posted August 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Stay safe anyway New job? 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shandön Par 19,004 Report post Posted August 21, 2019 9 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: New job? No, it’s you and your green trousers. Spoiler It’s not. It’s Darth Vader. He was also The Green Cross Code lad. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Melanius Mullarkey 22,857 Report post Posted August 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: No, it’s you and your green trousers. Reveal hidden contents It’s not. It’s Darth Vader. He was also The Green Cross Code lad. God damn it. I had them on yesterday as well. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bishop Briggs 967 Report post Posted August 21, 2019 On 17/08/2019 at 10:43, Shandon Par said: Mrs bought me some new shoes yesterday.. Grounds for divorce IMO! 😁 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NJ2 4,558 Report post Posted August 21, 2019 Grounds for divorce IMO! Thanks for quoting, Bishop, I missed those treads Shannon posted. Shannon, WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSSSEEEE?! 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GordonD 6,153 Report post Posted August 21, 2019 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Footwork is the key here. Don't blame the jacket. If that was Alex McLeish's attack plan, no wonder he got sacked from the Scotland job. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GordonD 6,153 Report post Posted August 21, 2019 (edited) Bloody double post. 😡 Edited August 21, 2019 by GordonD 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
