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14 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

Tossers IMO.

Sorry about your missus, m8. Can we call a truce and you change yours back? 

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16 hours ago, Dele said:

Different posters having the same avatar. There's a few Aberdeen supporters like that just now. 

See also the numerous Dunfermline fans called some variation of DAFC and multiple full stops.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And all the Gavs.

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14 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said:

See also the numerous Dunfermline fans called some variation of DAFC and multiple full stops.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And all the Gazs.

FTFY

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56 minutes ago, Dele said:

Sorry about your missus, m8. Can we call a truce and you change yours back? 

You mean a wife swap?

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16 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:
1 hour ago, Shandon Par said:
You mean a wife swap?

You talk to me first.

Mrs for the pizza oven?

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Just now, Shandon Par said:

Mrs for the pizza oven?

He’s already got both of those 

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4 minutes ago, Rugster said:

He’s already got both of those 

Yeah, I am in a strong position here I think

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4 minutes ago, Brother Blades said:

People who use fake, made up rhyming slang to refer to something.
Yes@dele I’m looking at you!
Lemon Curd=Bird. Get a road trip.

FTFY 

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6 minutes ago, Brother Blades said:

People who use fake, made up rhyming slang to refer to something.
Yes@dele I’m looking at you!
Lemon Curd=Bird. Get a grip.

@Cerberus

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People who use fake, made up rhyming slang to refer to something.
Yes[mention=76717]dele[/mention] I’m looking at you!
Lemon Curd=Bird. Get a grip.
Shut yer boat race.

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The length of time my neighbour's taking to cut his grass. It's hardly any size , dead flat and rectangular without any awkward bits. He's been at it aboot half an hour.   I could've done the job wi' a pair o' scissors in that time.

 

 

 

 

 

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5 hours ago, Brother Blades said:

People who use fake, made up rhyming slang to refer to something.
Yes@dele I’m looking at you!
Lemon Curd=Bird. Get a grip.

what a Cambridge

Spoiler

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that's "Cambridge" as in "Cambridge Punt"... 

 

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People who use fake, made up rhyming slang to refer to something.
Yes[mention=76717]dele[/mention] I’m looking at you!
Lemon Curd=Bird. Get a grip.


You’re having a giraffe.

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I got on the bus before some twatty student type last night and he was heard to moan "have some respect , you came after me". 

Now this guy was standing at the side and I had actually joined the back of the queue in the bus shelter. I could have given him the lecture about how back in the day the Edinburgh bus stops had on them "Queue this side" and "Queue other side" and that people tended to queue up in a neat and tidy line and didn't block the passage of pedestrians trying to get past bus stops and everything was generally well ordered and that under the old system I would have been in the right as I was in the queue and he wasn't. 

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but instead I just resorted to saying "I was getting buses before you were born, ya wee p***k". See, I've turned into an angry old man due to the slackness of Edinburgh Council not putting the words "Queue this side" on their stops. 

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I got on the bus before some twatty student type last night...
I could have given him the lecture about...
See, I've turned into an angry old man


You should just‘ve lamped him. He’s at university to learn after all.

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