Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

[Gaz FFC 3,580]

Long adverts/trailers.

Started with Hollyoaks then Coca cola and now the bake off.

Just f**k off.

 

 

[19QOS19 6,789]

Folk quoting a post and writing their message above the quote and not below.

[19QOS19 6,789]

I'll that now before some smartarse does.

Folk quoting a post and writing their message above the quote and not below.

[Bairnardo 24,716]

5 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said:

Folk quoting a post and writing their message above the quote and not below.

Its a feature of the app now. 

[D.A.F.C 4,533]

40 minutes ago, coprolite said:

If I was still doing the odd leaflet drop, I'd definitely double up for folk with a folded up bit of A4 with "NO  junk mail" sign. Breaking the mailbox seems a bit much, but only a bit. 

Clearly you have a great understanding of marketing.

[D.A.F.C 4,533]

14 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said:

Then get a proper ' letterbox flap' ya fucking imbecile.

I can't be the only one on here who hopes that a boat from China sails up The Forth to Rosyth and sends a few volleys across your house. Mon the Chinese Junk:

Your team is on the junk heap. Why are you even on a football forum?

 

[coprolite 1,645]

3 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said:

Clearly you have a great understanding of marketing.

It's basic psychology, if someone puts a twatty sign up, someone will do the opposite for a laugh. 

Leaflet boy doesn't give a shit whether you visit the takeaway, but will have a wee smirk at irritating you. 

[The_Kincardine 5,102]

10 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said:

Your team is on the junk heap. Why are you even on a football forum?

 

Just to brag about my functioning letterbox...

[D.A.F.C 4,533]

5 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said:

Just to brag about my functioning letterbox...

Stop mocking my flaps.

[TommyDickFingers 696]

1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

@TommyDickFingers

A lucky lady

 

 

[Dele 2,990]

Different posters having the same avatar. There's a few Aberdeen supporters like that just now. 

[mathematics 1,078]

Japan home shirt : 4000Yen.

Tokyo Verdy (diddy league) shirt: 12000Yen.

 

[GordonD 4,449]

13 hours ago, D.A.F.C said:

Yes, not grammatically correct but pulp fiction. Have you seen it?

Nope, never.

[Honest_Man#1 2,670]

12 hours ago, Bairnardo said:

Its a feature of the app now. 

Yet another reason to not use the shitty app.

[KnightswoodBear 8,837]

13 hours ago, The_Kincardine said:

Then get a proper ' letterbox flap' ya fucking imbecile.

I can't be the only one on here who hopes that a boat from China sails up The Forth to Rosyth and sends a few volleys across your house. Mon the Chinese Junk:

I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if the current incumbents at No10 aren't looking at reigniting the Opium Wars as a post-Brexit option for are bois taking back control, so this may not be that far from the truth.

[Dons_1988 7,060]

10 hours ago, Dele said:

Different posters having the same avatar. There's a few Aberdeen supporters like that just now. 

Is there?

[Dele 2,990]

12 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said:

Is there?

Merkland, Menzel and one other all have the same one. 

[Melanius Mullarkey 16,678]

Slide Packs.  When did this become a thing?

"There you go, theres a final report on the project and ive included a 1 page summary as well on the project highlighting the salient points and some conclusions."

"Aye, thanks.  Wheres the slide pack?".

"Read the fucking report you useless c**t"

[Shandon Par 14,261]

15 hours ago, Dele said:

Different posters having the same avatar. 

Tossers IMO.

[Bairnardo 24,716]

Slide Packs.  When did this become a thing?
"There you go, theres a final report on the project and ive included a 1 page summary as well on the project highlighting the salient points and some conclusions."
"Aye, thanks.  Wheres the slide pack?".
"Read the fucking report you useless c**t"

FINAL PROJECT REPORT BY DR M. MULLARKEY:


The cement went green.

Questions?