Florentine_Pogen Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 End of fork on forklift at work 1, philpy's shin 1. [emoji31]Tut, tut, philpy......the latest H&S Regs stipulate that the prongs of forklift trucks / telehandlers must have a recycled soft toy attached to protect the shins of fückwits who stumble around warehouses looking at their phones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 Fucking hell. That’s worse than Shandon’s toes. Spoiler ffs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Fucking hell. That’s worse than Shandon’s toes. Spoiler ffs Calm down, it's not any worse than SuBo with fireside tartan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 5 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: Calm down, it's not any worse than SuBo with fireside tartan. I would imagine if Subo caught fire she would give Mossmorran a run for its money. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I would imagine if Subo caught fire she would give Mossmorran a run for its money. That would certainly give the compensation seeking c***s folk from Cowdenbeath something to complain about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 3 hours ago, Cerberus said: Absolutely brilliant. Superb. 1 hour ago, MONKMAN said: That leg looks like a mouldy naan. Equally funny. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 11 hours ago, throbber said: Just poured room temperature water on to my naked noodles and ruined my lunch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 22 hours ago, A96 said: I don’t like it when a player who’s just scored runs over to the corner flag and carries out some sort of assault on it as some of the modern ones are quite springy I wonder if any corner flag has ever rebounded and hit a celebrating player in the pus Sideshow Bob/Rakes style? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Looking in the tea and coffee aisle in the supermarket for some normal, black tea. Has everything like cheesecake favour and minter but no regular tea. f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Black friday super early access exclusive cyber monday madness. Gytf email spamming annoying 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 I walked into the canteen and put the kettle on then my boss who was in the middle of lecturing someone asked me to put the kettle off as the noise was distracting him so I did and then waited about for a while and somehow got mixed up in my head that the kettle had just boiled and poured the slightly warmed up water into my noodles. My heart sank when I realised what happened,. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 The amount of adverts on YouTube now. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 “I walked into the canteen and put the kettle on then my boss who was in the middle of lecturing someone asked me to put the kettle off as the noise was distracting him so I did and then waited about for a while and somehow got mixed up in my head that the kettle had just boiled and poured the slightly warmed up water into my noodles. My heart sank when I realised what happened,. And that concludes the case for the defence, Your Honour............” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 57 minutes ago, throbber said: I walked into the canteen and put the kettle on then my boss who was in the middle of lecturing someone asked me to put the kettle off as the noise was distracting him so I did and then waited about for a while and somehow got mixed up in my head that the kettle had just boiled and poured the slightly warmed up water into my noodles. My heart sank when I realised what happened,. You should have told the boss the canteen is for preparing food and drinks in and not lecturing people and left the kettle to boil 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Throbber is a wet noodle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Rugster said: You should have told the boss the canteen is for preparing food and drinks in and not lecturing people and left the kettle to boil This was exactly what i was thinking. Especially if it was during lunch break. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 On 25/11/2019 at 13:34, throbber said: Just poured room temperature water on to my naked noodles and ruined my lunch. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 8 hours ago, Snafu said: Your boss was asserting his dominance over you in front of the person being lectured to show who is in charge. Yes throbber you are a nothing but a prop to him. I mean who has a kettle so noisy its that distracting? Who is such a sensitive bitch that they get distracted by a kettle? If you started eating from a bag of crisps you would have got the same. What you need to do is reassert your territory in the canteen by marking it in some way or other. Pish in his mug 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 I’ve probably mentioned this before, but people on TV/radio starting sentences with “So”. Particularly answering a question. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 I walked into the canteen and put the kettle on then my boss who was in the middle of lecturing someone asked me to put the kettle off as the noise was distracting him so I did and then waited about for a while and somehow got mixed up in my head that the kettle had just boiled and poured the slightly warmed up water into my noodles. My heart sank when I realised what happened,. Off the clock, get Tae f**k. Canteen is no place to air grievances with staff, in fact a HR complaint from either you or the staff member in question or both regarding bosses inappropriate behaviour in disciplining in an open environment that causes embarrassment or discomfort for those around.Then type up your CV as you will get managed out of there... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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