Boghead ranter Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 9 hours ago, JoseMarooniho said: Just looked at drawings for a house and the garage is named the ‘car room’. We converted our 'car room', and bizarrely now refer to it as the 'garage room'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 23, 2019 Share Posted November 23, 2019 7 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Farmer Barleymore smearing mud all over the roads with his tractors. Thank you. "Keep up the good work" said Bod "it's beginning to annoy the cnut..." Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 23, 2019 Share Posted November 23, 2019 On 21/11/2019 at 14:39, Dons_1988 said: You'll never be the same again afterwards. Awful, awful experience. If you think prostate exams are bad, wait 'til you get to enjoy a colonoscopy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 23, 2019 Share Posted November 23, 2019 Having previously posted that I have to see this monstrosity every day: the useless c***s have now done this just along the road. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 23, 2019 Share Posted November 23, 2019 Having previously posted that I have to see this monstrosity every day: the useless c***s have now done this just along the road. Next time you see them, get out there before they start painting and tell them one of your cement stories. Better still, have you tried telling the offending paint one of your stories? I think theres at lease chance it will get up and leave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 23, 2019 Share Posted November 23, 2019 (edited) If that is where I think it is, get up away from the window and go for a pint in one of the many pubs within about 30 feet. Stop watching paint dry ffs. Edited November 23, 2019 by Dele 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 Having previously posted that I have to see this monstrosity every day: the useless c***s have now done this just along the road. Never mind the painted lines, look at the patchiness of that Tarmac. Bet you some lovely green cement would do a much better job aesthetically, if I were you I would be whipping up a funding request for research right now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 I thought it was marked "del boy" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 On 20/11/2019 at 20:12, bishopburn boy said: Store no it’s not a store , this is Scotland , it’s an effing shop , ( now the shop might have a storeroom, but that doesn’t make the whole enterprise a store ) That would be a brothel, Shirley? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 On 21/11/2019 at 18:19, Mark Connolly said: I can't think of any reason why anyone would want to reach out to you They maybe need their rear entry concreted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 On 22/11/2019 at 17:54, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Farmer Barleymore smearing mud all over the roads with his tractors. Thank you. Are you sure it's mud? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 On 21/11/2019 at 14:33, welshbairn said: Having a prostate check up in twenty minutes. Shitting myself so it could get messy. On 21/11/2019 at 15:46, welshbairn said: Not as bad as I thought though I've never felt so vulnerable in my life. God knows what women feel when they have to open up wide and let some stranger poke about in their fanny. On the plus side he found a lump so I might get out of Christmas. I was at the doctor's, completely unrelated to my prostate, and she ordered some blood tests. Went back a week later as instructed and the blood tests showed raised levels of PSA, which can indicate prostate problems. (I wasn't getting up twice a night to go to the toilet - I wasn't even getting up once - I do try to avoid drinking anything after about 6 o'clock at night, but even when I do occasionally have something after that time I don't necessarily have to get up in the middle of the night for the toilet.) Anyway, she sent me for an appointment with the prostate specialist and said I would be sent for an MRI and I would probably need to go for a biopsy. I got the MRI a fortnight ago, about 10 days after the prostate examination and I'm going for the biopsy in 11 days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 36 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: I was at the doctor's, completely unrelated to my prostate, and she ordered some blood tests. Went back a week later as instructed and the blood tests showed raised levels of PSA, which can indicate prostate problems. (I wasn't getting up twice a night to go to the toilet - I wasn't even getting up once - I do try to avoid drinking anything after about 6 o'clock at night, but even when I do occasionally have something after that time I don't necessarily have to get up in the middle of the night for the toilet.) Anyway, she sent me for an appointment with the prostate specialist and said I would be sent for an MRI and I would probably need to go for a biopsy. I got the MRI a fortnight ago, about 10 days after the prostate examination and I'm going for the biopsy in 11 days. Sounds pretty much what I'll be getting, bloods sent off and waiting for appointment with urologist for more arse poking and scans etc. It's fun getting old, we should start a Whatsap group and share gory photos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 If you think prostate exams are bad, wait 'til you get to enjoy a colonoscopy.Sigmoidoscopy was bad enough, fonk thon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bishopburn boy Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: That would be a brothel, Shirley? Nah , that would be a knocking shop, surely Shirley ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 5 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: Sigmoidoscopy was bad enough, fonk thon. The real nightmare would be urethral sounding. Saw a video once of some laddie having that done by a lassie's stiletto. Probably posted in the NSFW thread by @booitsme7. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 The real nightmare would be urethral sounding. Saw a video once of some laddie having that done by a lassie's stiletto. Probably posted in the NSFW thread by [mention=45146]booitsme7[/mention].Bouncing boobs or GTF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muzza81 Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 On 22/11/2019 at 22:17, Boghead ranter said: We converted our 'car room', and bizarrely now refer to it as the 'garage room'. Well lah-de-dah Mr Frenchman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 Well lah-de-dah Mr Frenchman.That would be ‘Salle de voiture’, cünto.........[emoji12] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 People who walk diagonally in a big crowd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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