Shandon Par Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 2 hours ago, Dee Man said: Aye, that's when I was at work and they wouldn't let me work until I went back home to get it as my driving licence is in it - the first time I met the new boss and the first time I've left my licence at home. What I meant was the one time I've been in the supermarket without it. Regarding that and my shite memory, I got results from a CT scan the other week and I have linear calcification and AV malformation. Are there any brain surgeons on here who can tell me what that means? Thank you. It means you need to wear a helmet at all times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 Got the pool chlorinated this morning then cheated on it by fucking off down the beach and going for a swim in the Indian Ocean on this beautiful 34c day. Didn't drink any A2 milk.Fucking Indian Ocean? Pacific Ocean is far superior imho. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 3 minutes ago, Swarley said: 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: Got the pool chlorinated this morning then cheated on it by fucking off down the beach and going for a swim in the Indian Ocean on this beautiful 34c day. Didn't drink any A2 milk. Fucking Indian Ocean? Pacific Ocean is far superior imho. Don't make me have an ocean-off with you. It won't end well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 Ocean was a superb gaming company back in the day. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 Ocean was a superb gaming company back in the day. Always knew you were in for a belter of a loading tune/picture when you got an ocean game. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Eednud said: https://www.watoday.com.au/national/western-australia/timeline-of-shark-attacks-along-the-western-australian-coast-20170418-gvn5jm.html I did mention to the wife today about the lack of helicopters that usually fly up and down the coast on shark surveillance patrol but I've just read that they only work on weekends or school holidays. I can only assume that this is because sharks go to school and can't kill anyone during those hours. I'd have swam out further if I'd known that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 (edited) 3 hours ago, Dee Man said: Aye, that's when I was at work and they wouldn't let me work until I went back home to get it as my driving licence is in it - the first time I met the new boss and the first time I've left my licence at home. What I meant was the one time I've been in the supermarket without it. Regarding that and my shite memory, I got results from a CT scan the other week and I have linear calcification and AV malformation. Are there any brain surgeons on here who can tell me what that means? Thank you. A spoonful of Calgon every morning. Edited November 13, 2019 by welshbairn 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 3 hours ago, Dee Man said: Aye, that's when I was at work and they wouldn't let me work until I went back home to get it as my driving licence is in it - the first time I met the new boss and the first time I've left my licence at home. What I meant was the one time I've been in the supermarket without it. Regarding that and my shite memory, I got results from a CT scan the other week and I have linear calcification and AV malformation. Are there any brain surgeons on here who can tell me what that means? Thank you. Before you posted this we all knew you were broken. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 13 minutes ago, welshbairn said: A spoonful of Calgon every morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 Parcel being delivered by DPD today, receive a text yesterday to say I’ll get my 1hr delivery slot before 11am today. Just received a text to say my delivery slot is between 6am and 10pm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 2 hours ago, Dee Man said: I can only assume that this is because sharks go to school and can't kill anyone during those hours. I'd have swam out further if I'd known that. They do swim in schools. Just make sure you’re wearing something that can identify you when they gut the shark, like that guy in Reunion last week, in case you unwittingly cause the death of a shark to add to the owl. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 24 minutes ago, Eednud said: They do swim in schools. Just make sure you’re wearing something that can identify you when they gut the shark, like that guy in Reunion last week, in case you unwittingly cause the death of a shark to add to the owl. He should wear a T-shirt saying DUNDEE SCOTTISH CHAMPIONSHIP WINNERS 2019/20. No shark would swallow that. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 Got the pool chlorinated this morning then cheated on it by fucking off down the beach and going for a swim in the Indian Ocean on this beautiful 34c day. Didn't drink any A2 milk.34c in the morning?It must be utterly horrible by lunchtime You have my sympathies I hope they’re paying you well. I don’t think I could hack it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 36 minutes ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: 34c in the morning? It must be utterly horrible by lunchtime You have my sympathies I hope they’re paying you well. I don’t think I could hack it Got to be better than freezing to death in this shithole. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Got to be better than freezing to death I'm still mourning the death of my (now former) resident house spider as a result of freezing you insensitive git. Eta: Reminder that the funeral is on Thursday. Edited November 13, 2019 by Hedgecutter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 7 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Eta: Reminder that the funeral is on Thursday. Burnt or buried? Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Burnt or buried? Thank you. Burnt seeing as his last moments were spent looking for somewhere warm. Least I can do is honour his dying wish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 11 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: I'm still mourning the death of my (now former) resident house spider as a result of freezing you insensitive git. Eta: Reminder that the funeral is on Thursday. I miss my old cat. Both current pets are scared of spiders but the old cat used to treat them as a delicacy. If we spotted one we would point them out to Rory the cat and he'd spear them with a claw and chew them up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I miss my old cat. Both current pets are scared of spiders Just reminded me of the old cats v cucumbers videos. https://youtu.be/cNycdfFEgBc?t=13 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 Aye, that's when I was at work and they wouldn't let me work until I went back home to get it as my driving licence is in it - the first time I met the new boss and the first time I've left my licence at home. What I meant was the one time I've been in the supermarket without it. Regarding that and my shite memory, I got results from a CT scan the other week and I have linear calcification and AV malformation. Are there any brain surgeons on here who can tell me what that means? Thank you.It means you can't really take a shot all that well m9. HTH Just reminded me of the old cats v cucumbers videos. https://youtu.be/cNycdfFEgBc?t=13I cant lie, I was utterly seething when I seen the cats/cuculbers thing and went ballistic at Mrs B who wanted to try it on my wee familiar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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