NJ2 Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 Because he sits on his arse doing hee haw while is partner does everything.He’s entertaining the room. Or fucking off out to the fitba. Throbber seems very understanding and pretty sound really though, I couldn’t be fucked having folk stay as often as he has, new house or no. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 Just now, NJ2 said: He’s entertaining the room. Or fucking off out to the fitba. Throbber seems very understanding and pretty sound really though, I couldn’t be fucked having folk stay as often as he has, new house or no. I sit in the other room when we have visitors. It seems to suit everybody. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 Idiots who appear on the big screen at sporting events and can’t work out that the camera is to the right or left of them and they start waving at the screen, but it’s obvious they theyre side on on the screen. Idiots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 I dont subrscribe to the whole "hanogovers are self inflicted you get zero synpathy" thing. Its for arseholes. However, Mrs B whining like f**k since she got up that she can't cope etc, in a clear angling to get me not to go up to Forfar today can GTF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 You are a very hospitable person, Throbber. You must be fantastic company IRL. That sounds absolutely murder to me, personally. I've no idea how you can cope. It’s never really my idea to have people round I’m usually just informed that it’s happening by either my girlfriend or my parents and just go with the flow.It is murder a lot of the time tbf, last weekend we had absolutely nothing to do all day Saturday and it was bliss, I even had a nap at about 2 o clock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 9 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: I dont subrscribe to the whole "hanogovers are self inflicted you get zero synpathy" thing. Its for arseholes. However, Mrs B whining like f**k since she got up that she can't cope etc, in a clear angling to get me not to go up to Forfar today can GTF. Drop her off at Burger King on the Kingsway as your passing. The good folk of Dundee will take care of her for a couple of hours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: Drop her off at Burger King on the Kingsway as your passing. The good folk of Dundee will take care of her for a couple of hours. Cant take a chance with you about. She wont want anyone scoring in the wrong goal.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 Because he sits on his arse doing hee haw while is partner does everything.Not having this, I’m always busy around the house when we have guests and always make sure I make dinner so I can be alone in the kitchen with the booze. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Cant take a chance with you about. She wont want anyone scoring in the wrong goal.... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 2 hours ago, RH33 said: I don’t have a microwave. Life without a microwave is unthinkable, that wee ping is one of the greatest sounds ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 13 minutes ago, bennett said: Life without a microwave is unthinkable, that wee ping is one of the greatest sounds ever. Didn’t realise you had a cleaner benny. Is she funded by the DHSS? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Onion Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 Life without a microwave is unthinkable, that wee ping is one of the greatest sounds ever.Is that you wee ping at the latest financial results from the loss machine? You're right it is the greatest sound ever.[emoji851] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 Throbber, does your wife just keep inviting people round because you are such terrible company? Or is she frightened to be left alone with you, in case you go on a drink fuelled rampage?Guests staying seven of the first nine weekends in a new house and you d got a young child? Genuinely sounds like someone is having a laugh at you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 Also have no microwave, miss it though. Heating up stuff on the hob is a fucking pain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 My guess is Throbber is outwardly charming company at all these things but if you look into his eyes you see the flames of hell. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 3 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Also have no microwave, miss it though. Heating up stuff on the hob is a fucking pain. Pies especially. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Didn’t realise you had a cleaner benny. Is she funded by the DHSS? Ffs Mel, I shouldn't have laughed at that... 1 hour ago, Spring Onion said: Is that you wee ping at the latest financial results from the loss machine? You're right it is the greatest sound ever. Even I wouldn't have posted that, ffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Onion Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 (edited) I'm here all day. Edited November 2, 2019 by Spring Onion Mistake fixed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 7 hours ago, throbber said: Not sure why they needed to ask about a microwave as almost everyone has one but there you go. Maybe they'd nicked one and were going to flog it to you if you didn't have one already. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 Pies especially. I saw this happen at Starks. I didn't buy a pie.Who microwaves a pie?????30 minutes in the oven, piping hot inside and crunch pastry on the outside. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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