Derry Alli Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 31 minutes ago, Dee Man said: The dreaded Colombian flu by the sound of it. Dele died doing what he loved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 15 minutes ago, Dele said: Dele died doing what he loved. RIP sweet pooder prince x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 Quote Did somebody say Just Eat? Aaarrrrgggghhhh!!!!!!1!!1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 Walking along Sauchiehall St from the West End towards Charing Cross with my niece earlier when a girl on a bike starts ringing her bell like fucking Quasimodo to indicate that we were in her way as we walked on the pavement. If she had been 6 feet to the right, she would have been in the fucking deserted cycle lane with no one anywhere near her. I'm also annoyed that my niece was with me, so I couldn't give the arsehole the verbal abuse she deserved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 (edited) 21 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Walking along Sauchiehall St from the West End towards Charing Cross with my niece earlier when a girl on a bike starts ringing her bell like fucking Quasimodo to indicate that we were in her way as we walked on the pavement. If she had been 6 feet to the right, she would have been in the fucking deserted cycle lane with no one anywhere near her. I'm also annoyed that my niece was with me, so I couldn't give the arsehole the verbal abuse she deserved. Cyclists are fucking arseholes, that's a fact. Currently in the middle of an ongoing petty feud with one of the lycra clad imbeciles. Thank you. Edited October 31, 2019 by Bigmouth Strikes Again 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 2 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: Walking along Sauchiehall St from the West End towards Charing Cross with my niece earlier when a girl on a bike starts ringing her bell like fucking Quasimodo to indicate that we were in her way as we walked on the pavement. If she had been 6 feet to the right, she would have been in the fucking deserted cycle lane with no one anywhere near her. I'm also annoyed that my niece was with me, so I couldn't give the arsehole the verbal abuse she deserved. "Lesson for the day, little niece. This is what is known as a boot to the pie..." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 Laura Kuenssberg on bbc news is an odious, sinister person you would never tire of slapping with a wet kipper. Laura Kuenssberg on Brexitcast is a person you would wake up next to on the morning after a works night out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 3 minutes ago, JamesP_81 said: Laura Kuenssberg Wid. The end. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 Hyperbole in sports commentating/reporting. If it’s not “the roof caving in” because someone has gone 2-0 down, it’s “this could be 8 or 9 (FT 2-0)”. Some BBC Breakfast arsehole now bigging up Rugby twats “look at this weight, it’s 70kg. Now consider that that’s the same weight as Rugbycunt who plays for South Africa that’s quite a feat of strength” Its 12 stone FFS 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 Ok.... Well he did receive Knighthoods from both the pope and the queen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 Hyperbole in sports commentating/reporting. If it’s not “the roof caving in” because someone has gone 2-0 down, it’s “this could be 8 or 9 (FT 2-0)”. Some BBC Breakfast arsehole now bigging up Rugby twats “look at this weight, it’s 70kg. Now consider that that’s the same weight as Rugbycunt who plays for South Africa that’s quite a feat of strength” Its 12 stone FFSIs being over 70kg now considered impressive? Fantastic news if true, I’m in the elite status. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 Migraines. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 Is being over 70kg now considered impressive? Fantastic news if true, I’m in the elite status. 70kg at top level rugby must be towards the lower end of the weight range I would have thought? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 Discussions about people's weight in metric measurements. Which was Mozza's point in the first place, FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 Using a Beastgate-banned poster's original forum name by mistake. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 Having to deal with really poor quality fraud. Hamilton Accies email address for this pish lads. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 Our guests phoned last night to ask if we had a microwave before saying they were just round the corner and would be with us in 5 minutes. Me and the mrs were sat in the lounge at the time and upon arrival rather than just come in through the front door, or knock once then come in, they knocked on the door and then waited for someone to come to answer and when neither of us got up to go to the door they knocked again much harder to the point it sounded like the door was getting caved in by a bartering ram. The night didn’t get any better after then either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aubrey Maturin Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 Just now, throbber said: Our guests phoned last night to ask if we had a microwave before saying they were just round the corner and would be with us in 5 minutes. Me and the mrs were sat in the lounge at the time and upon arrival rather than just come in through the front door, or knock once then come in, they knocked on the door and then waited for someone to come to answer and when neither of us got up to go to the door they knocked again much harder to the point it sounded like the door was getting caved in by a bartering ram. The night didn’t get any better after then either. Did they bring alcohol with them... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 Did you tell them to just come in? Not sure how I'd feel about folk just walking in, or even knocking once then walking in - unless I specifically told them to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 Did they bring alcohol with them...Well they didn’t help themselves to my alcohol so that part was okay. They are staying with us until Sunday as they’re moving flat but that’s not too bad as I’m out all day today at the football anyway. Just sort the knocking out FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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