DA Baracus Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 6 hours ago, RH33 said: I think Softplay areas are missing a trick by not having Prosecco on tap! I once worked in a soft play bit and at night folk could hire it out for parties with booze. We would have adults shitfaced firing down the big slides and jumping in to the ball pit etc. It looked brilliant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 I once worked in a soft play bit and at night folk could hire it out for parties with booze. We would have adults shitfaced firing down the big slides and jumping in to the ball pit etc. It looked brilliant.Must have been grand having to clear up the vomit and seminal fluids before the weans arrived in at 9am. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 3 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Must have been grand having to clear up the vomit and seminal fluids before the weans arrived in at 9am. I can only imagine what would happen if someone shone one of the blue lights in the ball pit. It would be like Jackson Pollock had painted the back eyelids after staring at the sun whilst being tugged off by an ape on a cement mixer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 Drunk drivers.My neighbour just sped past me well over the limit then got out of the car and walked into a bush. Fucking idiot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 1 hour ago, DiegoDiego said: Drunk drivers. My neighbour just sped past me well over the limit then got out of the car and walked into a bush. Fucking idiot. @Shandon Par back on the sauce? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 48 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: @Shandon Par back on the sauce? I’ve not got into any bush tonight. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 19 hours ago, DA Baracus said: I once worked in a soft play bit and at night folk could hire it out for parties with booze. We would have adults shitfaced firing down the big slides and jumping in to the ball pit etc. It looked brilliant. Our local one does this. I suggested doing it for my 40th earlier this year. We went out for dinner with my friends and family instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 23 hours ago, Ya Bezzer! said: I was down in London recently and the sink in the hotel bathroom was so small you could barely spit your toothpaste into it. Thought they were just meant for pishing in, a low rent ensuite if you will. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 Another reason I dislike folk having lunch in the office; the sound of them eating. I can’t stand the noises some folk make. It’s disgusting. There’s someone who sits near me who eats soup every day and the horrible noises they make eating and swallowing it are boakworthy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Another reason I dislike folk having lunch in the office; the sound of them eating. I can’t stand the noises some folk make. It’s disgusting. There’s someone who sits near me who eats soup every day and the horrible noises they make eating and swallowing it are boakworthy. DISGUSTENG! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 Another reason I dislike folk having lunch in the office; the sound of them eating. I can’t stand the noises some folk make. It’s disgusting. There’s someone who sits near me who eats soup every day and the horrible noises they make eating and swallowing it are boakworthy.I used to sit opposite a boy who’d manage to repeatedly bite his spoon while eating soup. Every. F*cking. Day. Biting cutlery is bad enough. Biting cutlery while eating soup. I’d silently rage whenever I stayed in the office over lunch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 1 hour ago, NJ2 said: I used to sit opposite a boy who’d manage to repeatedly bite his spoon while eating soup. Every. F*cking. Day. Biting cutlery is bad enough. Biting cutlery while eating soup. I’d silently rage whenever I stayed in the office over lunch. Mrs always bangs her teeth on the mug when drinking tea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 30 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Mrs always bangs her teeth on the mug when drinking tea. Funny, she never does it when giving a blow job. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 20 minutes ago, GordonD said: Funny, she never does it when giving a blow job. Bit of a weird BJ technique if she could potentially bang her teeth on a mug during it IMO. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 23 minutes ago, GordonD said: Funny, she never does it when giving a blow job. ^^^Porcelain podger 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 30 minutes ago, GordonD said: Funny, she never does it when giving a blow job. ^^^ ceramic cock 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 I've got a terribly sore throat and going through dizzy spells but have no other ill effects of the cold. I'd rather be completely fucked than be in this half way limbo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 I've got a terribly sore throat and going through dizzy spells but have no other ill effects of the cold. I'd rather be completely fucked than be in this half way limbo. Another potential blowjob joke there 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, Dele said: I've got a terribly sore throat and going through dizzy spells but have no other ill effects of the cold. I'd rather be completely fucked than be in this half way limbo. The dreaded Colombian flu by the sound of it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 Mrs always bangs her teeth on the mug when drinking tea. Married to a horse type post imo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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