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2 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said:

Lassies all looking the same with daft eyebrows and pouting on social media as if they're Kim Kardashian. WTF is it all about they look terrible. Not a new phenomenon but it seems to have peaked in the last year or so.
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They must go to the beautician and ask to be made to look like a cross between Noel Gallagher c.1997 and Demis Roussos then doused in creosote. 

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They must go to the beautician and ask to be made to look like a cross between Noel Gallagher c.1997 and Demis Roussos then doused in creosote. 


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27 minutes ago, Raidernation said:


Burning it after relegation is confirmed?

Maybe wear it to the gym. It's quite a sinister looking top. 

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When you're having trouble with something electrical and the token diddy pipes up telling you to "just switch it off and on" and it actually works. Said token diddy then proceeds to big himself up as if he's some sort of genius telling stories about the amount of times "just turning it off and on" works. Fuming. Absolutely fuming.

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The amount of adults wearing football tops at Manchester airport is just wrong.
The majority thus far being the scouse grief merchants.  Very sinister.
Unless you're a kid, or playing football or going to a game, football tops should be a no no.
Oiks.
On the train to Versailles there was a carriage of people wearing Argentina tops on Saturday. It was like 37 degrees outside, hotter on the train.

Football tops aren't made from material that is designed to keep you smelling nice in my experience. Bunch of absolute weirdos. Greasy haired weirdos.

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I'm thinking of buying the new Pars top but I don't play football and I wouldn't wear it to a game. Wouldn't wear it as "leisurewear" either. I have a very specific purpose in mind for it. 

Mrs Bairnardo will look quite nice in it I think. I was going to get her the new Hearts one to wear as well.

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42 minutes ago, Chinatoon Bairn said:

When you're having trouble with something electrical and the token diddy pipes up telling you to "just switch it off and on" and it actually works. Said token diddy then proceeds to big himself up as if he's some sort of genius telling stories about the amount of times "just turning it off and on" works. Fuming. Absolutely fuming.

:lol: This is too true

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6 hours ago, coprolite said:

I hate disabled people and parents too, but it's a minority view and very brave of you to air it in public. 

At last someone has spoken up!

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The amount of adults wearing football tops at Manchester airport is just wrong.
The majority thus far being the scouse grief merchants.  Very sinister.
Unless you're a kid, or playing football or going to a game, football tops should be a no no.
Oiks.


I just bought that yellow Scotland away top from JD Sport. It cost £20. My first Scotland top since I went to the World Cup back in ‘98. I am 47 years old. And yes, before you ask, I am not a virgin. I just thought ‘f**k it, why not.’

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26 minutes ago, Scary Bear said:

 


I just bought that yellow Scotland away top from JD Sport. It cost £20. My first Scotland top since I went to the World Cup back in ‘98. I am 47 years old. And yes, before you ask, I am not a virgin. I just thought ‘f**k it, why not.’

 

Because it a yellow football shirt and you're 47.

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£12 (twelve) to get a fucking duvet cleaned. 
Robbing b*****ds.


Depends what you’ve done to it to be fair

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3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

£12 (twelve) to get a fucking duvet cleaned. 

Robbing b*****ds.

 

1 minute ago, Dons_1988 said:

 


Depends what you’ve done to it to be fair

 

The one that you just sleep under will be cheaper, though.

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30 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

£12 (twelve) to get a fucking duvet cleaned. 

Robbing b*****ds.

Just because you're too lazy to bung it in the machine yourself. Unless it's a dry cleaners, in which case you're an idiot.

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8 hours ago, Bairnardo said:

Raw food is not something to be scared of. Other excellent raw foods include beef and fish. I will be eating tuna for dinner tonight which will be at least 80% raw.

Also, bacon is cured so not raw really.

Curing just slows bacterial growth, it doesn't kill bacteria that are already there. 

There won't always be enough bacteria there to make you ill, but eventually you'll get a biblical dose of the shits. 

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4 hours ago, Shandon Par said:

I'm thinking of buying the new Pars top but I don't play football and I wouldn't wear it to a game. Wouldn't wear it as "leisurewear" either. I have a very specific purpose in mind for it. 

 

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3 hours ago, Chinatoon Bairn said:

When you're having trouble with something electrical and the token diddy pipes up telling you to "just switch it off and on" and it actually works. Said token diddy then proceeds to big himself up as if he's some sort of genius telling stories about the amount of times "just turning it off and on" works. Fuming. Absolutely fuming.

 

That generally works for me although there have been times when I've had to adopt more extreme measures such as putting some electrical device into the freezer and opening all the windows.

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£12 (twelve) to get a fucking duvet cleaned. 
Robbing b*****ds.
Mrs Mozz living the life of Waynetta Slob finally hitting you in the pocket.... Good.

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