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6 hours ago, Shandon Par said:

Excellent. 

Fresh air can be dangerous too - got these blisters from traipsing miles in my big boots:

 

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That is a genuinely ugly foot.  Seriously, seriously ugly. 

Not a phrase I ever thought I’d be posting.

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I suspect if everyone posted a pic of their plates of meat the one above would make the top ten....

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Hate to think where that big toe's been if the pube wrapped around it comes from Mrs Bairnardo.

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30 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

Hate to think where that big toe's been if the pube wrapped around it comes from Mrs Bairnardo.

She'll be suffering from athletes fanny.

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Customer service c***s, be it on the phone or in person that cannot pronounce my surname. I have had boochan, buickin and even the wifey in next despite having the word “buchan” on the order infront of her, still called me mr buchanan which i get quite regularly. It’s not a hard name to pronounce, i really don’t get why people can’t get it right.

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That foot looks like one Dr. Frankenstein decided not to use.

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I was at the Pink gig tonight (she’s some performer). It was a total treat  at £70 ticket.  So why do people then get so blasted they’re escorted out before the support act finishes?

also large groups of woman. 

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I was at the Pink gig tonight (she’s some performer). It was a total treat  at £70 ticket.  So why do people then get so blasted they’re escorted out before the support act finishes?
also large groups of woman. 
My wife came home from the spice girls and said exactly the same thing.

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Probably people of a certain generation. It's really not that long ago that female managers were referred to as that as well as female actors being called actresses. 
Do the Oscars not still use the term actress?

It's only recently I've noticed people challenging this. But manageress is certainly a dated term.

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8 hours ago, pandarilla said:

My wife came home from the spice girls

Which one is she?

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11 minutes ago, pandarilla said:
14 minutes ago, GordonD said:
Which one is she?

Never-puts-out spice

Not what I've heard.

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Got an infection around an impacted wisdom tooth so took a couple of pain killers and retired for a lie down in the bedroom for half an hour. 

One of the neighbours is cleaning out his car with "Keep Breathing" by Ingrid Michaelson spewing on repeat from his car radio.

Wondering what the likely sentence would be for creative use of hoover attachments as murder weapons

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I was at the Pink gig tonight (she’s some performer). It was a total treat  at £70 ticket.  So why do people then get so blasted they’re escorted out before the support act finishes?
also large groups of woman. 
That always confuses me, don't get me wrong I am always utterly melted at Gigs & Festivals but when I see people sparkled on the ground at 3 o clock in the afternoon then I do not really get the point of that after spending so much on the ticket in the first place. Completely mad behaviour.

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I think a lot of people at these gigs are the same people that make the last Friday before Xmas a pub no-go zone.

They don't intend to be blasted by 3pm in the afternoon, but they go out so little,  that they just can t handle their drink. So end up fucked.

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