19QOS19 Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 Sorry, what was that?He said he prefers small flasks of tea to bigger ones. Pay attention ffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 43 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Supporting Dundee, you probably did. At least he's got hair. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 1 minute ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: At least he's got hair. Thank you. I considered posting that but I didn't want to hurt the baldy b*****d's feelings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 f**k off. The pair of you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 7 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: f**k off. The pair of you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: I considered posting that but I didn't want to hurt the baldy b*****d's feelings. Very considerate of you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 3 hours ago, Dee Man said: Shops that sell coffee in 3 sizes but rather than label them small, medium and large they have them regular, large and extra-large. Especially when you haven't really been listening to the teller properly and order a regular only to then be served a thimble sized cup. Another PTTGOMN is people who don't listen properly. That would suit me as I like lots of small coffees, rather that some big vat of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 23 hours ago, Shotgun said: We were all set for a day out with some friends at a Cider Festival. Then I walked into the open tailgate of the car and split my fucking heid open. And because I take blood thinners, I’m getting to spend this beautiful Autumn day at the. ER waiting on Cat Scans and stitches and all that fun stuff. Mrs walked into a tree earlier. No ER though. She just had to man up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 16 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Mrs walked into a tree earlier. No ER though. She just had to man up. "Honest officer, she walked into a tree. Again." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 15 minutes ago, Shotgun said: "Honest officer, she walked into a tree. Again." "Yes, of course, Mr Johnson, sorry to have troubled you." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 Mall, Teller, ER?? What the f**k is this shit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 49 minutes ago, johnnydun said: Mall, Teller, ER?? What the f**k is this shit? And I used to think driving a lorry and murdering prozzies were his worst faults. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 4 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Mrs walked into a tree earlier. No ER though. She just had to man up. Shandon and Mrs Par... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: And I used to think driving a lorry and murdering prozzies were his worst faults. Here, I'm only responsible for one of them. I've been racking my brain trying to think of what I'd call the person-who-serves-customers-and-operates-the-checkouts to the point I had to Google it. f**k me, I'm sure my brain is doing a Benjamin Button on me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Is that an Australianism? I must subconciously be going native. I'm pretty sure I didn't have my hair in this mullet when I was residing in Scotland. No. Absolutely no one in Australia uses the term "teller". Round these parts we'd call them a Caffeine Wazpurporter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 8 hours ago, Dee Man said: Here, I'm only responsible for one of them. I've been racking my brain trying to think of what I'd call the person-who-serves-customers-and-operates-the-checkouts to the point I had to Google it. f**k me, I'm sure my brain is doing a Benjamin Button on me. Probably for the best tbqhwy as it could get you banned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Radio sports reporters trying to be personalities instead of just reading the fucking sports news. See Goodlad, Phil for a prime example 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Here, I'm only responsible for one of them. I've been racking my brain trying to think of what I'd call the person-who-serves-customers-and-operates-the-checkouts to the point I had to Google it. f**k me, I'm sure my brain is doing a Benjamin Button on me. Had any bumps to head recently? No, nothing to worry about then. Yes, you’re probably fucked, won’t be long until you’re enjoying the big sleep RIP in peace. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 8 hours ago, Dee Man said: Here, I'm only responsible for one of them. Fair enough. Who was driving the lorry then? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 46 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Radio sports reporters trying to be personalities instead of just reading the fucking sports news. See Goodlad, Phil for a prime example One of the worst/best for that was Stuart Hall, and look what happened to him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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