throbber Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 Wearing cream trousers to work and had a bit of a misfire when peeing and the stain is visible to the naked eye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 Wearing cream trousers to work and had a bit of a misfire when peeing and the stain is visible to the naked eye. Justice for wearing cream trousers IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 Justice for wearing cream trousers IMO Correct, I look like a sexual predator. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 3 hours ago, DiegoDiego said: It's not really a rando Jamaican though, she's got eight world championship golds and is a two time Olympic champion. Anyone who gives the slightest of fucks about international athletics will have heard of her. Women's athletics is double-barreled heavy as they want to take their husband's name upon marriage but also want to keep theirs for branding purposes. They don't want to go from Mixu Fixit to Mixu Shankland overnight and have people think its two different folk, they'll change it to Mixu Fixit-Shankland instead and keep the sponsors happy. Plus gender equality and all that. I enjoy the fact that the winner is the double double barreled Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 The way that when I'm on P&B on my phone and just as I press on a thread the page readjusts causing the page to move just enough so I end up getting the posters page, not the thread. I'm not checking or stalking just fairly crap with this phone. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 (edited) I ripped my remaining pair of jeans last week, and had to wear cream joggers to work until the weekend, so can confirm that throbber most likely does look like a sexual predator. Edit: I managed to avoid pissing myself, though. I'm not a total deviant. Edited September 30, 2019 by BigFatTabbyDave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 12 minutes ago, The Skelpit Lug said: The way that when I'm on P&B on my phone and just as I press on a thread the page readjusts causing the page to move just enough so I end up getting the posters page, not the thread. I'm not checking or stalking just fairly crap with this phone. Happens to me all the time. I've never been interested in looking at someone's profile yet have found myself on loads of poster's pages. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 The knack I have of catching some piece of whatever items of clothing I’m wearing on door-handles or such like. If I tried to do it on purpose , I’d probably never manage. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 A couple of seasons back, Dunfermline "goalkeeper" finished one season as Davie Hutton and started the next as David Sinclair-Hutton. Tbf, that was to avoid him being confused with the p***k from the Quicksale ads on the radio. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 14 minutes ago, peasy23 said: 8 hours ago, Shandon Par said: A couple of seasons back, Dunfermline "goalkeeper" finished one season as Davie Hutton and started the next as David Sinclair-Hutton. Tbf, that was to avoid him being confused with the p***k from the Quicksale ads on the radio. Certainly never got confused with a keeper anyway. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 11 hours ago, Dons_1988 said: First thing someone said to me at work this morning: “I take it you don’t want me to mention the football?” And did they? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 4 hours ago, Dee Man said: Happens to me all the time. I've never been interested in looking at someone's profile yet have found myself on loads of poster's pages. Most of my profile views have been accidental, too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 11 hours ago, MixuFixit said: Is that not just because she's the British one and so the more interesting bit if the story vs some rando Jamaican getting gold? Also how come athletics has become so double barrelled of late? Who fcuking-knows, and who fcuking-cares. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 I don't mind them leading with Asher-Smith, but I object to "wins the women's 100m silver medal".It's just weird. I had just watched the race and then had to do a double take when I looked on the website. I object to that as well as 2nd place is first loser. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 I travel to the USA a lot too, and have no real issue being understood, except for one word ‘bourbon’. I am partial to a bourbon & coke, but no matter how hard I try, the way I say ‘bourbon’ sounds like an aggressive ‘burr! bun!’ I have what I think is a pretty clear voice, obviously have a scottish accent but think im quite well spoken, just back from three weeks in the states and despite speaking slower than usual and the like many of the americans looked at me as if I was speaking Swahili or something. Asked a woman in a shop for ‘rubbish bags’ blank look ‘trash bags’ she said ‘tampons?’ And then i typed it out on my phone ‘oooh trash bags’ ffs yes thats what I said you moron. Had one American tell me my English was very good for a foreigner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 1 minute ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said: I have what I think is a pretty clear voice, obviously have a scottish accent but think im quite well spoken, just back from three weeks in the states and despite speaking slower than usual and the like many of the americans looked at me as if I was speaking Swahili or something. Asked a woman in a shop for ‘rubbish bags’ blank look ‘trash bags’ she said ‘tampons?’ And then i typed it out on my phone ‘oooh trash bags’ ffs yes thats what I said you moron. Had one American tell me my English was very good for a foreigner. I think I've posted this before but I was sat outside a backpackers hostel in Australia years ago talking to my then English girlfriend. I nipped into the toilet and when I came back out my girlfriend said the German guy who was sat along from us had asked her, "Why is he talking to you in a foreign language and you are replying in English?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 Whilst in Antwerp, myself, Mrs Mathematics and a Liverpudlian (sounds like a shite joke) were in a restaurant. Server started speaking Dutch to us when coming to take our order. When we told her we didn’t speak Dutch, she was shocked as she could’ve sworn we had been speaking it since we arrived. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 (edited) 34 minutes ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said: I have what I think is a pretty clear voice, obviously have a scottish accent but think im quite well spoken, just back from three weeks in the states and despite speaking slower than usual and the like many of the americans looked at me as if I was speaking Swahili or something. Asked a woman in a shop for ‘rubbish bags’ blank look ‘trash bags’ she said ‘tampons?’ And then i typed it out on my phone ‘oooh trash bags’ ffs yes thats what I said you moron. Had one American tell me my English was very good for a foreigner. I did have a laugh once when Mrs Poz ordered burgers for us in a Texas BBQ joint, and the lassie serving just looked at her and replied ‘I love ya’ accent an’ all, but I can’t understand a god-dam’ thing ya’ saying’. If I’m watching the news, and there’s farmers or fishermen on from Orkney, or the nether regions of Aberdeenshire - fcuked if I can understand a ‘god-dam thing’ any of those guys are saying. Edited September 30, 2019 by pozbaird 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 Folk saying chorizo with a th gets on my nerves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 Folk saying chorizo with a th gets on my nerves.Thorizo?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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