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1 minute ago, Dele said:

Chap door run. Imaginative minds, these boys. 

Mate, it's only a matter of time before Dundonian becomes a choice on the language learning app Duolingo. We all know you speak a foreign language, we don't hold it against you.

Circles, by christ.

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3 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said:

Chicknelle eh called it also. Maybe a Dundee thing

It's not, it was always Chickenellie. I assume the name become too confusing for some neanderthal parts of Scotland so it had to be dumbed down horrifically to names like "chap door run". 

3 minutes ago, Rugster said:

Circles, by christ.

There was a lassie from Ayr at a birthday party I was at weeks ago. She got really, really irate at this. 

Was a surreal experience. She just marched around folk asking where they were from then shouting "WHAT DO YOU CALL THE THINGS IN THE ROADS YOU GO AROUND AT JUNCTIONS". 

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19 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

Chap door run, or chappie for short sometimes.

 

Eta I heard of some wrong uns who called it ding dong dash. Which is bad but not chickenellie bad

 

 

If you think chickenellie is bad...

 

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12 hours ago, tamthebam said:

The tourists that block the pavement outside the Ibis on North Bridge waiting for a tour bus to take them to some tacky tourist trap. Either form an orderly line in single file or throw yourselves aff the bridge. 

Bad idea. They'd have to shut down the railway station.

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2 hours ago, tamthebam said:

the best one is filling a bag with dug shite, setting fire to it, ringing the bell and waiting for the owner to stamp out the fire...

Sticking an empty glass bottle on the door handle so that when they open the door it falls off and smashes. 

Ah yes, simpler times - terrorising the neighbourhood with smashed glass on their doorsteps. 

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17 minutes ago, Dee Man said:

Sticking an empty glass bottle on the door handle so that when they open the door it falls off and smashes. 

Ah yes, simpler times - terrorising the neighbourhood with smashed glass on their doorsteps. 

Potato lodged into exhaust, condom over both. 

Great fun. 

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