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37 minutes ago, Dee Man said:

Earlier on today I watched old footage of police interviewing Martyn Bryant, the guy who carried out the mass shooting in Tasmania in 1996, and they were constantly referring to him as "mate". Quite a strange choice of person to befriend I thought, although in his defence he does strike you as a really nice guy, always laughing and joking - even his lawyer said he hated himself for not being able to dislike him. I believe he may have had a few issues underneath the smiley exterior though. 

Ah the old good cop good cop routine...

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A work colleague of mine used to call me "mate" when the boss was around.

When the boss wasn't around the term used was "cnut".

But I gave as good as I got.

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4 hours ago, ali_91 said:

I’d like to apologise for this post @MixuFixit, I still think your post was a little shit, but this reaction was born out of a hangover. Let’s move on and get past this. I’m stepping away from this forum for a while.

OK I’m back. 

 

29 minutes ago, MixuFixit said:

Don't sweat it brother.

Pish like this on P&B.

We demand meltdowns, dotting wars and requirements for mothers as chaperones, not this unseemly apologising and forgiving.

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3 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said:

 

Pish like this on P&B.

We demand meltdowns, dotting wars and requirements for mothers as chaperones, not this unseemly apologising and forgiving.

f**k up you tangerine c**t. 

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Cheery public transport announcers.

If it’s not some fucking jumped up co-pilot regaling is with the fact we’ll be flying over the centre of universe and his home town of Manchester, it’s some bint at Earl’s Court station wishing everyone a pleasant evening, a lovely dinner and to make sure they have a good breakfast before seeing them again tomorrow morning.

Its no wonder terrorists target planes and trains.

 

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16 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Cheery public transport announcers.

If it’s not some fucking jumped up co-pilot regaling is with the fact we’ll be flying over the centre of universe and his home town of Manchester, it’s some bint at Earl’s Court station wishing everyone a pleasant evening, a lovely dinner and to make sure they have a good breakfast before seeing them again tomorrow morning.

Its no wonder terrorists target planes and trains.

 

There’s a hotel I stay in sometimes and the lift voice is this grating kid going “first floooor”. “Secoooond floooor”. I always tell it to f**k off. 

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7 hours ago, ICTChris said:

Calling people "mate".  In my work people call each other "mate" all the time and it's kind of passive aggressive and annoying.  You get two sided conversations where they call each other "mate" every time and it's obvious that they are both raging.  Mate mate mate mate mate.

Have you considered calling people mnine? 

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21 minutes ago, ali_91 said:

f**k up you tangerine c**t. 

Ruel Street. Get your maw to drive the tractor

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7 hours ago, eddiemunster said:

If you've ever worked in a kitchen, calling someone "my friend" means they are a w****r.

Not just in kitchens my friend 

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1 hour ago, Shandon Par said:

There’s a hotel I stay in sometimes and the lift voice is this grating kid going “first floooor”. “Secoooond floooor”. I always tell it to f**k off. 

I recently phoned a local shop to check what time they closed. I'd missed them for the day so it rolled over to an answering machine which wasn't a problem except...the recording was the voice of a little kid telling me to call back in the moooooorning. Nah, you're alright.

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1 hour ago, Shandon Par said:

There’s a hotel I stay in sometimes and the lift voice is this grating kid going “first floooor”. “Secoooond floooor”. I always tell it to f**k off. 

Good. I told the wifie at Earls Court to f**k up but I doubt she heard me.

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People who want to have a conversation with you when your trying to eat your lunch. f**k off!

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People who want to have a conversation with you when your trying to eat your lunch. f**k off!


^^^ An absolute joy to be around.

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1 hour ago, philpy said:

People who want to have a conversation with you when your trying to eat your lunch. f**k off!

shouldn't that read "mmmfphuckph oph"?

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Boy at work just turned Brewdog into a verb.

"Going brewdogging" says he.

Get yerself into the fucking Atlantic.

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4 hours ago, Bairnardo said:

Boy at work just turned Brewdog into a verb.

"Going brewdogging" says he.

Get yerself into the fucking Atlantic.

 

He could go Atlanticing.

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He could go Atlanticing.
He really should. Otherwise known as "drowning"

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Boy at work just turned Brewdog into a verb.

"Going brewdogging" says he.

Get yerself into the fucking Atlantic.

Hope someone brewdogs him squarely in the nuts.

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7 hours ago, Bairnardo said:

Boy at work just turned Brewdog into a verb.

"Going brewdogging" says he.

Get yerself into the fucking Atlantic.

Met with this reaction I hope:

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