Mark Connolly Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 1 hour ago, 19QOS19 said: Pictures not loading on the app. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 2 hours ago, The Moonster said: My job is making me hate Greek people. I realise that to tarnish an entire nation as arseholes off the back of dealings with a select few of them makes me look like the arsehole, but I'm forming a very bad opinion of them. They're the first to scream for things when they need them but when it comes to payment they use every single trick in the book to avoid paying or delay it, and when you request payment up front they act as if you've just shagged their gran in front of them. Genuinely about 2 hours of my day now is spent arguing with these c***s. It makes me sad as Greece looks lovely, I'd love to visit there one day and anyone I know who's been say they're great, friendly people - it must just be when it comes to business that they act the c**t, and that gets on my nerves. I’m going to Greece in a couple of weeks so if any of them happen to be based anywhere within a short walk of my hotel I’ll tell them to get Moonster paid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 7 hours ago, The Moonster said: My job is making me hate Greek people. I realise that to tarnish an entire nation as arseholes off the back of dealings with a select few of them makes me look like the arsehole, but I'm forming a very bad opinion of them. They're the first to scream for things when they need them but when it comes to payment they use every single trick in the book to avoid paying or delay it, and when you request payment up front they act as if you've just shagged their gran in front of them. Genuinely about 2 hours of my day now is spent arguing with these c***s. It makes me sad as Greece looks lovely, I'd love to visit there one day and anyone I know who's been say they're great, friendly people - it must just be when it comes to business that they act the c**t, and that gets on my nerves. ^^^ North Macedonian found... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 My job is making me hate Greek people. I realise that to tarnish an entire nation as arseholes off the back of dealings with a select few of them makes me look like the arsehole, but I'm forming a very bad opinion of them. They're the first to scream for things when they need them but when it comes to payment they use every single trick in the book to avoid paying or delay it, and when you request payment up front they act as if you've just shagged their gran in front of them. Genuinely about 2 hours of my day now is spent arguing with these c***s. It makes me sad as Greece looks lovely, I'd love to visit there one day and anyone I know who's been say they're great, friendly people - it must just be when it comes to business that they act the c**t, and that gets on my nerves.Bet you hate their food, culture and heat! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 Pictures not loading on the app. Uninstall and reinstall the app. Worked for me 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonHMFC Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 Against my better judgement, agreed to a weekend camping with the Mrs and some of her pals. On the whole her mates are sound enough, a couple of the guys going enjoy a good drink, so I was quite looking forward to that. Last night I am added to a "Camping Woo Woo" group chat on WhatsApp. I am already sceptical. Then one of the girls makes the comment "Apologies in advance if the baby keeps anyone up". I looked at my Mrs, and asked on clarification as to what the f**k was going on. Apparently this couple are going to be taking their nine month old baby on this trip. The Mum is a proper Instagram Mum, putting up a daily comment on how her sweetness and joy farts rainbows. When someone asked who was taking what drink, the Mum replied "we don't really like drinking with the baby". I can tell I am going to be told to "slow down" after my second Tennents. I just can't fathom why the f**k you would take your baby. I have just booked Monday off work, so I can have a day of peace to myself, after what is going to be an utterly shite weekend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 10 minutes ago, LondonHMFC said: Against my better judgement, agreed to a weekend camping with the Mrs and some of her pals. On the whole her mates are sound enough, a couple of the guys going enjoy a good drink, so I was quite looking forward to that. Last night I am added to a "Camping Woo Woo" group chat on WhatsApp. I am already sceptical. Then one of the girls makes the comment "Apologies in advance if the baby keeps anyone up". I looked at my Mrs, and asked on clarification as to what the f**k was going on. Apparently this couple are going to be taking their nine month old baby on this trip. The Mum is a proper Instagram Mum, putting up a daily comment on how her sweetness and joy farts rainbows. When someone asked who was taking what drink, the Mum replied "we don't really like drinking with the baby". I can tell I am going to be told to "slow down" after my second Tennents. I just can't fathom why the f**k you would take your baby. I have just booked Monday off work, so I can have a day of peace to myself, after what is going to be an utterly shite weekend. Seems an utter nonsense taking a 9 month old camping, especially when they're going camping with other adults and no other children. I almost hope it is an unmitigated disaster for them, such is the silliness of it. If I was you I'd be packing a few cans into a back pack and fucking off to find a quiet spot without a baby crying because it's being eaten alive by midgies. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 17 minutes ago, LondonHMFC said: Against my better judgement, agreed to a weekend camping with the Mrs and some of her pals. On the whole her mates are sound enough, a couple of the guys going enjoy a good drink, so I was quite looking forward to that. Last night I am added to a "Camping Woo Woo" group chat on WhatsApp. I am already sceptical. Then one of the girls makes the comment "Apologies in advance if the baby keeps anyone up". I looked at my Mrs, and asked on clarification as to what the f**k was going on. Apparently this couple are going to be taking their nine month old baby on this trip. The Mum is a proper Instagram Mum, putting up a daily comment on how her sweetness and joy farts rainbows. When someone asked who was taking what drink, the Mum replied "we don't really like drinking with the baby". I can tell I am going to be told to "slow down" after my second Tennents. I just can't fathom why the f**k you would take your baby. I have just booked Monday off work, so I can have a day of peace to myself, after what is going to be an utterly shite weekend. A 9 month old baby camping? Yeah, that doesn't sound at all like a recipe for utter disaster. Take your booze. They'll probably have fucked off home with the baby after about an hour. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 It will end up like that scene in Trainspotting. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 Student discounts. Not the discounts per se, the fact that when I was a tax dodger in Aberdeen there were f*ck all student discounts apart from a quid off a plate of spag bol in Radars. Now that the wee shites have come back from the hols you see ads for student discounts everywhere in Edinburgh right now. I feel like getting a fake student ID card because I missed out all those years ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keyser_soze Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 The new lower ad display - or the long grey box as it appears on my desktop 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: It will end up like that scene in Trainspotting. The one where he accidentally pumps a schoolgirl? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonHMFC Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 8 minutes ago, keyser_soze said: The new lower ad display - or the long grey box as it appears on my desktop Yeah, getting it every time I open a new thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: The one where he accidentally pumps a schoolgirl? Aye probably. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 People who make duplicate posts having a go at graphic designers. Cnuts, so they are, he says, as a graphic designer (retired). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 Graphic “Designers” I had to order some new business cards for a highly important conference next week. I have to get them through the work and the wifie sent back a proof as follows: Company Department Job Title Name Email Phone number What the f**k? I asked her to at least put my name up top. “Sorry, that’s the design template we use” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 1 minute ago, pozbaird said: People who make duplicate posts having a go at graphic designers. Cnuts, so they are, he says, as a graphic designer (retired). I deleted the duplicates and it deleted everything. Forum operators are also on today's list. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 Costa coffee, specifically their demand that if you order coffee in your own re-useable cup, you must screw a lid on the cup before taking your tray to a table. Apparently, it’s to stop customers sueing Costa, should you spill your hot coffee and burn yourself. On being asked to screw tops on my cups, I politely pointed out that every sit-in Costa coffee is served in one of their own china cups, no top, no way of putting a top on it. The latte cups are tall glass ones, filled to the brim. If anything, the danger of being burned is from their own cups, mugs.... not my re-useable cup... which I am carrying all of five feet from the till to my table. Fcuking world has gone mad. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 Graphic “Designers” I had to order some new business cards for a highly important conference next week. I have to get them through the work and the wifie sent back a proof as follows: Company Department Job Title Name Email Phone number What the f**k? I asked her to at least put my name up top. “Sorry, that’s the design template we use” MozzaMozzaCement w****rNorth of Perth.Bill is in the post. You're welcome. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: MozzaMozza Cement w****r North of Perth. Bill is in the post. You're welcome. Thanks m8. I've printed 200 off for next week. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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