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Despite being told in Brussels and on the online tracker that my lost luggage would be delivered to my home I got a call this morning saying that my bag has been sat at the airport since yesterday and when will I pick it up.

Apparently, as it originated outside the EU they can't deliver it because it needs to clear customs. Its a 6kg bag full of clothes. So now I'm on a four hour €23 round trip, half-day off work to retrieve my luggage.

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2 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said:

Despite being told in Brussels and on the online tracker that my lost luggage would be delivered to my home I got a call this morning saying that my bag has been sat at the airport since yesterday and when will I pick it up.

Apparently, as it originated outside the EU they can't deliver it because it needs to clear customs. Its a 6kg bag full of clothes. So now I'm on a four hour €23 round trip, half-day off work to retrieve my luggage.

I  bet they've nicked all the porn, fags and booze hidden in it too...

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On 27/08/2019 at 20:52, WeAreElgin said:
On 27/08/2019 at 15:39, ICTJohnboy said:
People who, in my present area, on hearing a Scottish accent can't resist in coming out with the time honoured classic comment :
"Ock aye the noo, Jock"
Scottish born and bred I may me but I don't even know what that means.

An Irish jakey asked me for money in Dublin city centre and when I said no, her response was "och aye the noo ya Jock p***k" which was at least quite creative. No idea what any of it means though.

You must have a very pronounced Scottish accent if she was able to deduce you were Scottish just by you saying "No". Or was it your kilt that gave it away?

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9 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said:

You must have a very pronounced Scottish accent if she was able to deduce you were Scottish just by you saying "No". Or was it your kilt that gave it away?

 

I never said that. Was never approached by an Irish jakey in Dublin.

It is confusing, but that was WeAreElgin's post you were quoting.

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On 31/08/2019 at 09:44, RockMusic said:

Likewise, ketchup bottles although they do have the flaps. And bottles of tonic water have a plastic cover over the lid that is disproportionately strong to it's size. If it doesn't have perforations then you're in for a battle.

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21 minutes ago, tamthebam said:

White VW with tartan seats in a certain part of Edinburgh.

should be able to arrange to have the paintwork keyed by tomorrow night...

That would send me clear through both the PTTGOYN and Heads Gone threads into a new Apoplectic With Murderous Rage thread.

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Was told that we were getting moved back to our offices tomorrow (weve been in a different building for the summer) only to be told now, we are not moving until Monday.

All my shit was in crates and lifted by the movers yesterday hence im sitting on a rickety old stool working on a tiny laptop.

Fuming. 

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5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Was told that we were getting moved back to our offices tomorrow (weve been in a different building for the summer) only to be told now, we are not moving until Monday.

All my shit was in crates and lifted by the movers yesterday hence im sitting on a rickety old stool working on a tiny laptop.

Fuming. 

Fall off the stool, make a compensation claim, resign from your job, f**k off on holiday.

In devastation there is opportunity, Melanius.

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2 minutes ago, derekk164 said:

People travelling on trains where there is more than enough space but decide to take a 4x row with a table, one seat from themselves, feet up on the seat opposite, and the other 2 spare seats for a fucking carrier bag and rucksack!! 

If there's more than enough space what's the issue with the above?  

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11 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Was told that we were getting moved back to our offices tomorrow (weve been in a different building for the summer) only to be told now, we are not moving until Monday.

All my shit was in crates and lifted by the movers yesterday hence im sitting on a rickety old stool working on a tiny laptop.

Fuming. 

Your P&B posting rate would suggest otherwise. 

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6 minutes ago, hk blues said:

If there's more than enough space what's the issue with the above?  

More than enough space for some people to take up 4 seats, with the table seats having plug sockets at them, but the standard 2x2 rows not having anywhere to plug in the ipad on a 3 hour journey up to aberdeen!

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1 minute ago, derekk164 said:

More than enough space for some people to take up 4 seats, with the table seats having plug sockets at them, but the standard 2x2 rows not having anywhere to plug in the ipad on a 3 hour journey up to aberdeen!

Just ask the guy if his bags are comfy. When he inevitably looks at you like a fucking ghost just lob his bags down the carriage. No mercy.

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2 minutes ago, derekk164 said:

More than enough space for some people to take up 4 seats, with the table seats having plug sockets at them, but the standard 2x2 rows not having anywhere to plug in the ipad on a 3 hour journey up to aberdeen!

Selfish cnuts.

Both of you.  😋

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