Shandon Par Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 Walking over the Forth Bridge in a onesie seems a popular charity raiser. I'd give them more money if they stuck their head in a vice and tightened it until their head went "pop". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I'd give them more money if they stuck their head in a vice and tightened it until their head went "pop". Do they have to be wearing a onesie whilst doing this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 Just now, IainMorton said: Do they have to be wearing a onesie whilst doing this? Appears to be the case. I can't remember the last time I crossed the Forth Bridge and there wasn't some charity walk going on as people with clipboards and hi-vis vests watched over a bunch of fat knackers in pyjamas walking over the bridge, waving at traffic and rattling collection buckets. Maybe that's just standard Fife behaviour/dress code and I'm just out of touch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Appears to be the case. I can't remember the last time I crossed the Forth Bridge and there wasn't some charity walk going on as people with clipboards and hi-vis vests watched over a bunch of fat knackers in pyjamas walking over the bridge, waving at traffic and rattling collection buckets. Maybe that's just standard Fife behaviour/dress code and I'm just out of touch. Bonus points for throwing coins that connect with backs of heads and causing the Onsie-wearing Buffoons to plummet into the Forth, Now as a charity event a Fat Fifer flying into the Forth in a Frog Onsie has appeal. Edited August 3, 2017 by MEADOWXI 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: I think that was probably just[mention=40259]throbber[/mention] being supervised working on site tbf. Shhh, don't tell him. He is still under the illusion his "study" has earned him a "degree". Probably one of those graduation certificates kids get when they leave nursery. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 2 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: Bonus points for throwing coins that connect with backs of heads and causing the Onsie-wearing Buffoons to plummet into the Forth, Now as a charity event a Fat Fifer flying into the Forth in a Frog Onsie has appeal. It seems a pretty lame charity challenge (walking the bridge). I take the dog a longer walk once or twice every day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 Along the lines of charity, folk wanting money to do a skydive. Am I f**k paying for you to have a great time. Would probably pay if you were doing it without a parachute right enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 34 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: Now as a charity event a Fat Fifer flying into the Forth in a Frog Onsie has appeal. You should do sponsored alliteration, you'd make a fortune. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 I do have a chortle when throbber reminds us he went to Hairy Twat University. I never really thought anything other than, good for him but I've now I've pictured him (well, I'm guessing what he looks like) slothing about hungover in his longsdales. Sum boi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 (edited) Years back, a mate and I cycled from Land's End to John O'Groats. I was genuinely surprised how many people got angry with us because we weren't raising money for charity too. THEM: If you're doing something like this, you should raise money for charity. ME: Why? We're just going on a cycling holiday. THEM: That's not the point. These charities need money. ME: OK, well give me a pound and I'll give it to charity. Or better yet, just give a pound to charity yourself and tell them it's in my name THEM: No, but you should collect it. etc. etc. Also, in my marathon running days I was constantly fending off requests to raise money for their pet cause. It appears that any time you do something that requires a modicum of effort, you're obligated to raise money for charity too. It doesn't matter that you might give money to charity, you also have to raise it. Edited August 3, 2017 by Shotgun Fix the Thai Pohs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 13 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: I never really thought anything other than, good for him but I've now I've pictured him (well, I'm guessing what he looks like) slothing about hungover in his longsdales. Sum boi. I have worked full time since completing my degree and have no time to lounge about hungover in my Lonsdales thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 I have worked full time since completing my degree and have no time to lounge about hungover in my Lonsdales thank you. I meant while you were studying. Turning up to uni in amongst all these young go-getters stood throbber, hungover in his longsdales. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 5 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: I meant while you were studying. Turning up to uni in amongst all these young go-getters stood throbber, hungover in his longsdales. A fairly accurate summary of events tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Muir Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 Tradesmen who don't fucking turn up when promised. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 Signing an ex Falkirk, Rangers loving c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 When washing the dishes , no matter how many times you check when you're finished , when you empty the water out the washing up basin there's always one piece of fucking cutlery you've missed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Pretty sure mummypages.co.uk had an editorial on this last week. I think you'll find it was in mmaweekly.com 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 23 minutes ago, Unleash The Nade said: When washing the dishes , no matter how many times you check when you're finished , when you empty the water out the washing up basin there's always one piece of fucking cutlery you've missed Mums.net for this pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 7 minutes ago, HenryHill said: Mums.net for this pish It's 'mumsnet.com'. Mums.net is a MILF porn site. Bet mums.net was available when they started too. Useless bints. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 Got a lovely, secluded grassed area at the back of my house. The local council come along every couple of weeks and cut it to keep it in good shape. It is great for taking the dogs for a walk and it is a nice safe place for the kids to play in. Until today. Somebody drove a pickup truck onto it to clear some stuff away from the back of a house. It then got stuck in the soft ground. After a couple of hours trying to get out he then called a mate with a big old Land Rover to try to pull him free. Between the pair of them they have now left the lovely grassed area resembling a ploughed field. Gits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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