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51 minutes ago, Mr Pikey said:

People with no sense of humour. My wee maw whos has terminal lung cancer was wheeched into hospital with pneumonia. I go to visit her where she tells me she's been weighed by the nurses and is now 15 stone. I ask her if she's been eating mattresses and we hae a laugh about it. Turns out she's been overdosing on fritters from the chippy but wtf she's dying, carry on. Tell my sister this wee story and all hell breaks loose. I shouldn't be saying insensitive stuff like that blah blah blah. Geez peace ya bint

A few months ago I met a couple that I had not seen for about 20 years. During the conversation they asked how my mum and stepdad were doing. I told them that they had never really been the same since they were caught in the big fire. When they asked if they had been badly hurt I told them that they don't f**k about in the crematorium! 

Probably be another 20 years before I see them again.

 

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11 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said:

Hearing a fire engine and worrying that your house is now a cinder pile.

I can almost guarantee that I'll hear that sound immediately after I've thought to myself "did I put the iron/my straighteners off this morning?".

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It's taken a whole week to realise that we have a "do not disturb" sign for our hotel room door. Can take a shite without fear of the cleaner bursting in on me now. But why did it take a week?



Don't all hotels have these as standard?
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The numerous adverts for new Channel 4 drama Ackley Bridge. After what felt like months of this I realised it hadn't even fucking started yet. But, worse, I've just found this video clip of it on youtube. Bear in mind this is uploaded by the Channel 4 youtube channel and it's set in London:

 

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I don't go to pubs very often and nae wonder, I just seem to attract every pissheed and loonball. Oh and San Miguel gives you a hoor of a heed in the morning, still shaking like a shittin dog

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