ayrmad Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, Tynieness said: Been covered numerous times, but a trip to the supermarket is on most occasions a dreadful experience. From the vermin who hang around the doors smoking, the gimps that have a boring conversation while blocking an aisle, the losers who take a week to get their purses out their bags at the till (oh what a surprise you have to pay), the morons who try and use the self service tills but are too thick to work them, the losers that suddenly lose the ability to drive upon entering the car parks. It really is a dreadful experience from start to finish. You're probably one of the thick c***s that don't know where most things are,well, apart from the booze and junk aisles. Edited July 30, 2017 by ayrmad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Just saw a couple on bikes, cycling along the middle of a road, side by side, holding hands. I hope they fall off. Smarmy c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 3 hours ago, DeeTillEhDeh said: Wankers without a disabled pass parking in disabled bays. Wankers without children parking in child and parent bays. Wankers who park at the front of the supermarket and then sit in the car to let their partner do the shopping. These are often the same people - childless tweenie couples. Perhaps, coincidentally, usually the same wankers who can't be bothered putting shopping trolleys back . . . Wankers gonna w**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 (edited) Got the email today. Work Christmas night out. Can you confirm attendance on Friday 22nd December. f**k off. It's a Sunday. Why the f**k are you organising that on a Sunday? Edited July 30, 2017 by whiskychimp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 4 minutes ago, whiskychimp said: Got the email today. Work Christmas night out. Can you confirm attendance on Friday 22nd December. f**k off. It's a Sunday. Why the f**k are organising that on a Sunday? Resign. Immediately. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 (edited) Justice live from Glastonbury has disappeared from BBC iPlayer. Edited July 30, 2017 by Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 I bought some razor blades in Sainsbury's on Friday and saw bottles labelled "Beard Thickening Serum". If you need to buy a product to artificially thicken your beard then shouldn't you just have a fucking shave? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 7 hours ago, DeeTillEhDeh said: Wankers without a disabled pass parking in disabled bays. Actually remembered to take our daughter's disabled badge with me yesterday when we were going to the pictures. Naturally enough. all the disabled bays were taken. And what was more annoying, they were all displaying disabled badges! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 30 minutes ago, whiskychimp said: Got the email today. Work Christmas night out. Can you confirm attendance on Friday 22nd December. f**k off. It's a Sunday. Why the f**k are you organising that on a Sunday? Why are you opening an e-mail from work on a Sunday? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 8 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: I bought some razor blades in Sainsbury's on Friday and saw bottles labelled "Beard Thickening Serum". If you need to buy a product to artificially thicken your beard then shouldn't you just have a fucking shave? You're getting beard thickening serum confused with beard thinning and GTF serum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aubrey Maturin Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 7 hours ago, ayrmad said: You're probably one of the thick c***s that don't know where most things are,well, apart from the booze and junk aisles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 34 minutes ago, GordonD said: Why are you opening an e-mail from work on a Sunday? It was titled "Crimbo night out" and I fancied getting angry 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 10 minutes ago, whiskychimp said: It was titled "Crimbo night out" and I fancied getting angry Still not sure why you needed to open it. The title alone would have been enough to get you angry, Shirley. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 This lass is on a cooking show which Mrs Shotgun is currently sort-of watching. Fairly widdable, so what's the PTTGOmN? She's bleating about how "being beautiful has held her back in her career." Uhm, yeah. There is no group in our society so disadvantaged as beautiful white women. Bless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 47 minutes ago, whiskychimp said: It was titled "Crimbo night out" and I fancied getting angry Resign. Immediately. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 (edited) The way trailers give an utterly false impression of a film. I was slightly worried about taking my elderly Mother to see Beguiled today because it looked full of raucous sex and extreme violence. It was the dullest most self indulgent actory dreary 90 minutes of my life. All the scenes in the trailer were taken from the last 15 minutes, absolutely nothing happened until then. And not a whole lot then. I'd sold it to my Mother as a shorter version Gone with the Wind with more sex and violence. She was well disappointed. Edited July 30, 2017 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quickoverayard Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Was at the bowling in Ayr on Saturday and what really pissed me of was this 'HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRY'Every two seconds it's all you fecking heard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 3 hours ago, Tynieness said: Unoriginal but a marked improvement on your piss poor 1st effort at a reply. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Ayrmad back on the Lidls own brand wine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 4 hours ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: Justice live from Glastonbury has disappeared from BBC iPlayer. You know it's on youtube right 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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