welshbairn Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Have you not heard of hot milk, honey and a drop of whisky? You young parents don't know you're born. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markka Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 On the bus home from the pub and there's a group of three folk heading back from a gig that clearly haven't been introduced to deodorant. Minkers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 The fucking nick of this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40748557 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 18 minutes ago, Markka said: On the bus home from the pub You know how to live. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markka Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 You know how to live. When I say home i mean local boozer. The bus was going to East Kilbride which probably explains the stench. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Have you not heard of hot milk, honey and a drop of whisky? You young parents don't know you're born. Firstly I'm 42 and secondly none of those wee buggers are getting so much as a drop of my drink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Grandad's dog had a stroke last night. Unfortunately the vet is recommending putting him down and my grandad is distraught at the thought of it. Poor wee b*****d died this afternoon. I miss him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Poor wee b*****d died this afternoon. I miss him. He looks like he was a sweetie mizfit. Sorry to hear the news. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 He looks like he was a sweetie mizfit. Sorry to hear the news. He was lovely. It's not even my dog but I'm distraught. It's only my grandad left from that side of the family so I dunno if that thought has contributed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 This might sound grief hunting but I love dogs and I am sorry, genuinely to hear this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 This might sound grief hunting but I love dogs and I am sorry, genuinely to hear this. I would never hold it as grief hunting. And neither would my 78 YO Grandad. I'm sorry P&B 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Dogs > Humans 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 It's tourist season.Tourists are c***s.If you're a tourist stop being a c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 On 7/26/2017 at 12:04, KnightswoodBear said: This has been covered before, but it amazes me whenever I go to America that they seem to be under the impression that we all follow their every move and hold them up as deities. A couple started chatting to me whilst I was waiting on a drink in Florida earlier this year, but they moved off quickly when they started their fawning pish about the Royal family and I stopped them and told them I had no fucking interest whatsoever in them and that a large percentage of the population here feels the same way. You'd think I had dipped my boaby in their pish american lager. I saw this in Richmond VA in 2003. Yup, a portrait of Diana on the side of a strip club. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 10 hours ago, welshbairn said: Have you not heard of hot milk, honey and a drop of whisky? You young parents don't know you're born. 9 hours ago, stimpy said: Firstly I'm 42 and secondly none of those wee buggers are getting so much as a drop of my drink. You're doing it wrong. You drink it then you sleep through any noise the brats make. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Cats are neither better nor worse than dogs. Both are significantly better than humans. Wasps are better than humans 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: All Chimps Are b*****ds Tap gates. Half 3. Square go 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Wankers who are too fucking lazy to put the trolley back in the bay at supermarkets - even though the trolley bay is just 20 yards away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Wankers without a disabled pass parking in disabled bays. Wankers without children parking in child and parent bays. Wankers who park at the front of the supermarket and then sit in the car to let their partner do the shopping. These are often the same people - childless tweenie couples. Perhaps, coincidentally, usually the same wankers who can't be bothered putting shopping trolleys back . . . [emoji48] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 For me it's the arseholes who work in them... Don't put yourself down G_Man . . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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