peasy23 Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 They'd be mad to do that. They rely on you being a lazy c**t happy to pay the extra. But remember, their cuntish behaviour is responsible for this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Pubs/eateries that bring a hot brick and raw meat to your table and expect you to cook it. Oh, and any cretin who thinks this is 'fun'. And I thought that getting served your dinner on a roof tile with a jug of chips was bad enough. What the f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Pubs/eateries that bring a hot brick and raw meat to your table and expect you to cook it. Oh, and any cretin who thinks this is 'fun'. And I thought that getting served your dinner on a roof tile with a jug of chips was bad enough. What the f**k. Had this abroad a couple times and loved it, means I can have my steak as rare as possible, and nothing goes cold. It helped that the steak was the size of a babies head though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 It helped that the steak was the size of a babies head though. You never know if you were in Portugal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Scousers. Whinging faced c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 15 minutes ago, mizfit said: Scousers. Whinging faced c***s. I met one scouser on holiday, pished at lunchtime, rotten teeth and a big beer belly asking if it was true that Scottish folk would drink anything? He'd heard we'd even drink petrol. f**k off jakey and take that permanently inserted dummy out your 4 years olds gob. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarapoa Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Ignore if you don't use Excel regularly. But if you do, why would you not 'freeze panes', as it takes around a nanosecond to do so? I get irritated sitting in a 'status meeting' or the likes and the presenter has not done this - thus leaving us guessing what all the blurb we're reading on the screen refers to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 6 hours ago, whiskychimp said: I met one scouser on holiday, pished at lunchtime, rotten teeth and a big beer belly asking if it was true that Scottish folk would drink anything? He'd heard we'd even drink petrol. Eh? Only me then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Got a card earlier saying DPD had tried to deliver a parcel but we weren't in, so they left it with a neighbour. Tried the neighbour a couple of times but no answer. Figured no big deal, I'll get it tomorrow. Oh no... neighbour has to come and ring the fucking bell THREE FUCKING TIMES at HALF PAST FUCKING TEN to hand me the parcel in. Everyone in our street knows we have two young kids, who are now WIDE FUCKING AWAKE. What the f**k goes through some people's heads? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Just walked past a beauty salon that was advertising something its window to be "semi permanent". Nope, if it's not permanent it's fucking temporary. You have a permanent semi when you walk by the swing park. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 You have a permanent semi when you walk by the swing park. I like to bidet my time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Ordered a delightful pair of loafers for going on holiday on Monday. They got delivered yesterday, but they'd sent a pair of tan suede ones, instead of tan leather that I'd wanted. It's now a race against the clock to see if the leather ones arrive by Monday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Ordered a delightful pair of loafers for going on holiday on Monday. They got delivered yesterday, but they'd sent a pair of tan suede ones, instead of tan leather that I'd wanted. It's now a race against the clock to see if the leather ones arrive by Monday. Loafers? Where are you and the other pensioners going this year? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 55 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: Ordered a delightful pair of loafers for going on holiday on Monday. They got delivered yesterday, but they'd sent a pair of tan suede ones, instead of tan leather that I'd wanted. It's now a race against the clock to see if the leather ones arrive by Monday. You've signed in to the wrong account Shandon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 FFS Amazon... Nae wonder theres no rainforests left/room in my blue bin Dropping babies not cool m8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Hanging out the washing, when you drop a clothes peg, manage to catch it but slap yourself in the nuts in the process. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chlamydia Kid Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Postman delivered my mail there and then instead of going back up my path cut across my garden by my front window to get to my neighbours. I went out and pulled him up but it's pointless as I've done it to about 10 in the last few years and new ones keep doing it. My missus thinks I'm a tosser and should just ignore but I think it's the height of ignorance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Grandad's dog had a stroke last night. Unfortunately the vet is recommending putting him down and my grandad is distraught at the thought of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 (edited) 7 minutes ago, The Chlamydia Kid said: Postman delivered my mail there and then instead of going back up my path cut across my garden by my front window to get to my neighbours. I went out and pulled him up but it's pointless as I've done it to about 10 in the last few years and new ones keep doing it. My missus thinks I'm a tosser and should just ignore but I think it's the height of ignorance. I'm with your missus on this, why do you want to make him faff around walking in the wrong direction? Edited July 29, 2017 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chlamydia Kid Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Because it's just down right bad manners. Like spitting in front of someone or pointing at them, not saying please or thank you. It is pretty insignificant in the grand scheme of things but it is disrespectful and rude. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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