Shandon Par Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 What village was this? Saline. The top end. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Saline. The top end. I thought I'd seen you say something about living there before. I lived in the bottom, and frankly better, end. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Saline Bumpkins. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 30 minutes ago, throbber said: Maybe they assumed you were an amputee? In a pram. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Ok maybe be not freezing (18 ish certainly not 23) but it was fucking cloudy. And shit. Ah, fair enough. I've been to Balloch, and agree with that. It was scorching just a wee bit down the road though. I've had to slather aftersun all over my neck and arms like a total fud. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Went on social media this morning. Don't know if you seen but it's fathers day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Arseless women. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Arseless women. Great band, seen them live twice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 1 hour ago, philpy said: Great band, seen them live twice. I liked their version of "hole lot of shakin". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 I've just set up my dad's Amazon echo and I'm sitting here ready to make excuses to f**k off as he's asking it stupid shit such as "are Runrig still playing" which it doesn't bloody understand. It's loud. He's shouting Alexa all the time and it's bugging the f**k out of me. Loves fucking gadgets... I'm out of here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 57 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: I've just set up my dad's Amazon echo and I'm sitting here ready to make excuses to f**k off as he's asking it stupid shit such as "are Runrig still playing" which it doesn't bloody understand. It's loud. He's shouting Alexa all the time and it's bugging the f**k out of me. Loves fucking gadgets... I'm out of here. Put him in touch with DA Baracus then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Spanish wine bottles Having to use a corkscrew to open them - very often only half the cork comes out and the other half invariably crumbles into the wine, making it practically undrinkable. The screwtop arrangement adopted by most British bottlers is a much better idea - although of course the wine costs about 5 times as much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Spanish wine bottles Having to use a corkscrew to open them - very often only half the cork comes out and the other half invariably crumbles into the wine, making it practically undrinkable. The screwtop arrangement adopted by most British bottlers is a much better idea - although of course the wine costs about 5 times as much. Being unable to extract a cork is simply incompetence. Sorry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 The sticky nighttime roastin' het heat that is currently bugging my happiness. Nae chance of sleep tonight never mind a cool breeze to gently kiss my exposed ball sack and allow me some respite from this insufferable heat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Got the fan on the go as I read this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 12 hours ago, DA Baracus said: When you wear shorts for the first time in a while and someone oh so hilariously comments "So you do have legs!" or some other similarly side splitting derivative. Firstly, pish clichéd patter. Secondly, how else did they suppose I ambulated previously? That's the kind of shite folk tend to come out with when a woman wears a skirt instead of their usual trews. Never heard it used on a man. Are your colleagues under the impression that you are, in fact, a ladyperson of the feminine gender? Worth checking, I feel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 Being unable to extract a cork is simply incompetence. Sorry. This. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 Spanish wine bottles Having to use a corkscrew to open them - very often only half the cork comes out and the other half invariably crumbles into the wine, making it practically undrinkable. The screwtop arrangement adopted by most British bottlers is a much better idea - although of course the wine costs about 5 times as much. ^^^^UKIP's wine spokesman 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 Johnsons Cotton Buds have just changed from plastic sticks to flimsy cardboard based ones. Bend like f**k after you have been howking at your ears. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 6 minutes ago, monkeyblair said: Johnsons Cotton Buds have just changed from plastic sticks to flimsy cardboard based ones. Bend like f**k after you have been howking at your ears. ^^^ this, this, fucking this! Apparently the plastic ones are one of the major pollutants of the ocean, but still. Who needs fish anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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