throbber Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Woken up by a group of louts this morning who I could tell were laughing hysterically because one of them had kicked a bus stop. We really haven't evolved that far from apes as a species. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 ^^^Lying pished in the bus stop 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 I seriously wasn't, it was just such a very rude awakening by a bunch of Neanderthals. I felt like shouting out the window "what's so funny?!" How is it possible to laugh that much and that loudly at anything? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 37 minutes ago, throbber said: Woken up by a group of louts this morning who I could tell were laughing hysterically because one of them had kicked a bus stop. We really haven't evolved that far from apes as a species. Obviously they knew you lived close to that bus stop, and just decided it was time you were getting up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Obviously they knew you lived close to that bus stop, and just decided it was time you were getting up. A lot of people live near this bus stop and would have been woken up! Happens most Saturday nights tbf but this one was particularly irritating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 18 minutes ago, throbber said: I seriously wasn't, it was just such a very rude awakening by a bunch of Neanderthals. I felt like shouting out the window "what's so funny?!" How is it possible to laugh that much and that loudly at anything? Maybe they'd been drinking... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Maybe they'd been drinking... Obviously. It's still inexcusable behaviour and there's no way that anything could be that funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 1 minute ago, throbber said: A lot of people live near this bus stop and would have been woken up! Happens most Saturday nights tbf but this one was particularly irritating. I used to suffer from the same thing when living close to the centre of Inverness as neanderthals made their drunken way home - usually around 3.30am. I would just pull the bedcovers over my head, but my partner would invariably shout out the window at them, threatening to call the police. That always just made matters worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Woken up by a group of louts this morning who I could tell were laughing hysterically because one of them had kicked a bus stop. We really haven't evolved that far from apes as a species. I lived in a quiet wee street in a quiet wee village as a kid. Every Saturday night, about 15 minutes after kicking out time at the golf club's bar, a normally respectable neighbour would stop outside and bellow a selection of Rangers "party songs" at the Celtic supporting household across the street. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Some people are just absolute reprobates with the drink and never grow out of it. I can honestly say I will never in my life laugh hysterically at a person kicking a bus stop no matter how much alcohol I have in me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Thanks throbber. That's cheered me up on what is potentially another miserable Father's Day. ^^^^^ Kid sent the milkman a card. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 How bad is it G_man? I had the worst case of it 2 years ago when I took my top off for a few hours on a 26 degree day. I still feel traumatised thinking about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 59 minutes ago, throbber said: Woken up by a group of louts this morning who I could tell were laughing hysterically because one of them had kicked a bus stop. We really haven't evolved that far from apes as a species. You're really being a bit hard on the apes there - I'm not convinced that, as a species we evolved from them. I've watched David Attenborough work with apes on several of his natural world programmes over the years - they are just such a much nicer species than we are. You won't see them kicking bus stops in the middle of the night/early morning and laughing hysterically, while at the same time, studying porn on their smart phones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 3 minutes ago, throbber said: How bad is it G_man? I had the worst case of it 2 years ago when I took my top off for a few hours on a 26 degree day. I still feel traumatised thinking about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 It was Stella I was drinking that day but otherwise it's uncanny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 On 6/17/2017 at 10:39, Melanius Mullarkey said: Down at the Farm-Foods Father-in-Law's this weekend. Beautiful and sunny on the East Coast apparently. Freezing and shit across here. Fucking seething. It was 23 or something in Glasgow yesterday - blue skies etc. I got sunburned playing golf. I don't understand how it could be freezing 15 miles away in Balloch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: I lived in a quiet wee street in a quiet wee village as a kid. Every Saturday night, about 15 minutes after kicking out time at the golf club's bar, a normally respectable neighbour would stop outside and bellow a selection of Rangers "party songs" at the Celtic supporting household across the street. What village was this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 When you wear shorts for the first time in a while and someone oh so hilariously comments "So you do have legs!" or some other similarly side splitting derivative. Firstly, pish clichéd patter. Secondly, how else did they suppose I ambulated previously? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 When you wear shorts for the first time in a while and someone oh so hilariously comments "So you do have legs!" or some other similarly side splitting derivative. Firstly, pish clichéd patter. Secondly, how else did they suppose I ambulated previously? Maybe they assumed you were an amputee? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 3 minutes ago, throbber said: Maybe they assumed you were an amputee? Well that would have been a ludicrous astumption 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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