Cerberus Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 Myself. Varnishing the floor and I've varnished myself into a corner. Luckily I've still got the TV but the beer is at the other side Drink the varnish. And wait. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuzzy49 Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 3 hours ago, DI Bruce Robertson said: Plan a Lava game, it's possible to make it from any one point to another if you imagine the floor is lava. Huh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 14 minutes ago, whiskychimp said: Huh? The floor is lava game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 Just now, HenryHill said: The floor is lava game. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Just found a pube in my top oven. Euphemism 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 Customer: Did you see the game? Me: No, I've been working. Please don't tell me anything about it, as I'm going to watch it when I get home and pretend it's live. Customer: 2-2 WINNING UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE GRIFFITHS SCORED TWO!!! Me: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Just found a pube in my top oven. Don't panic - a hair proves nothing other than he was in your house. Finish the pies tonight and nobody will ever know the truth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 On 2017-6-10 at 10:25, deej said: Don't all hotels have these as standard? Be fair, he's only stayed in Salvation Army hostels until now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 Grass was finally dry for the first time in over a week. Pretty sure it grew 5 inches in a day or two earlier this week after that downpour and now it's like a meadow with all those wheat-like heads. Anyway... OH put washing out this morning which had just dried, so I went out to take it down so I could cut the grass in this rare window of opportunity whilst at home. As soon as I take the first step outside, it pisses it down for one f***in' minute and now everything's soaked again, in the sunshine just to rub it in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 Every time I go out to finish staining the garden fence it starts to fucking rain 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 24 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Grass was finally dry for the first time in over a week. Pretty sure it grew 5 inches in a day or two earlier this week after that downpour and now it's like a meadow with all those wheat-like heads. Anyway... OH put washing out this morning which had just dried, so I went out to take it down so I could cut the grass in this rare window of opportunity whilst at home. As soon as I take the first step outside, it pisses it down for one f***in' minute and now everything's soaked again, in the sunshine just to rub it in. Did you spot any future politicians running through it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 15 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: No, honest guv, I've done at least half of it. Need it done pronto before decking goes down. Fucking rain 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 I went to feed ducks today and it started raining as I was parking up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: Grass was finally dry for the first time in over a week. Pretty sure it grew 5 inches in a day or two earlier this week after that downpour and now it's like a meadow with all those wheat-like heads. Anyway... OH put washing out this morning which had just dried, so I went out to take it down so I could cut the grass in this rare window of opportunity whilst at home. As soon as I take the first step outside, it pisses it down for one f***in' minute and now everything's soaked again, in the sunshine just to rub it in. Do what the council does and cut it while the rains pishing doon and leave grass cuttings all over the place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 No issue, just joining in the fun [emoji1] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 Those wee labels on boxers and polo shirts. I have to cut them out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 Flies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 15 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I've just bitten into and swallowed some of a bag of bouquet garni. Fresh breath though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 13 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: Fresh breath though. You're thinking of pot pourri... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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