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Customer: Did you see the game?
Me: No, I've been working. Please don't tell me anything about it, as I'm going to watch it when I get home and pretend it's live.
Customer: 2-2 WINNING UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE GRIFFITHS SCORED TWO!!!
Me: <_<

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4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Just found a pube in my top oven.

Don't panic - a hair proves nothing other than he was in your house.

Finish the pies tonight and nobody will ever know the truth.

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Grass was finally dry for the first time in over a week. Pretty sure it grew 5 inches in a day or two earlier this week after that downpour and now it's like a meadow with all those wheat-like heads.

Anyway... OH put washing out this morning which had just dried, so I went out to take it down so I could cut the grass in this rare window of opportunity whilst at home. As soon as I take the first step outside, it pisses it down for one f***in' minute and now everything's soaked again, in the sunshine just to rub it in.

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24 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said:

Grass was finally dry for the first time in over a week. Pretty sure it grew 5 inches in a day or two earlier this week after that downpour and now it's like a meadow with all those wheat-like heads.

Anyway... OH put washing out this morning which had just dried, so I went out to take it down so I could cut the grass in this rare window of opportunity whilst at home. As soon as I take the first step outside, it pisses it down for one f***in' minute and now everything's soaked again, in the sunshine just to rub it in.

Did you spot any future politicians running through it?

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1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said:

Grass was finally dry for the first time in over a week. Pretty sure it grew 5 inches in a day or two earlier this week after that downpour and now it's like a meadow with all those wheat-like heads.

Anyway... OH put washing out this morning which had just dried, so I went out to take it down so I could cut the grass in this rare window of opportunity whilst at home. As soon as I take the first step outside, it pisses it down for one f***in' minute and now everything's soaked again, in the sunshine just to rub it in.

Do what the council does and cut it while the rains pishing doon and leave grass cuttings all over the place.

 

 

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