throbber Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Standard Wednesday night in the throbber household. Not anymore, I have been cutting back until last night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 1 minute ago, throbber said: Not anymore, I have been cutting back until last night. Standard Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday night in the throbber household. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Standard Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday night in the throbber household. Craig David remix?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Standard Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday night in the throbber household. Well I do like to drink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 4 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Craig David remix?? No. Those are the original lyrics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 4 minutes ago, throbber said: Well I do like to drink. We know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 We know. I want to post that David Brent "yeah he drinks"Video right now but my phone is a piece of shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 People who slag off firemen "because they have a cushy life - they spend half their shift asleep or playing snooker..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 People who slag off firemen "because they have a cushy life - they spend half their shift asleep or playing snooker..." John Mcternan-'Firemen only work 2% of their shift,there's no fires anymore.' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Getting cats out of trees isn't easy I'm joking of course. It's really easy. Just throw rocks at them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 27 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Smoke them out Yeah....burn the tree down and make 2 jobs. Multitasking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 When working at people's houses and they ask if you would like a tea or coffee. Me: " No thanks but a glass of water would be fine." Customer: " There's cans of juice in the fridge if you want one" Me: " No, a glass of water would be great, thanks" Customer: " Do you want some diluting orange in it?" Me: " Water's fine thanks." Customer eventually brings the glass of water. "Are you sure you don't want juice or a can from the fridge?" Fuxake, why do people have to make something simple into a major event. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 11 minutes ago, Fae_the_'briggs said: When working at people's houses and they ask if you would like a tea or coffee. Me: " No thanks but a glass of water would be fine." Customer: " There's cans of juice in the fridge if you want one" Me: " No, a glass of water would be great, thanks" Customer: " Do you want some diluting orange in it?" Me: " Water's fine thanks." Customer eventually brings the glass of water. "Are you sure you don't want juice or a can from the fridge?" Fuxake, why do people have to make something simple into a major event. Customers juice not good enough for ye? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 I never offer workies anything. You're there to work, not to skive off and drink my water. Get on with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 I've took the odd cup of tea or coffee in the past but I never take anything to eat apart from a biscuit. Nothing worse than when people try to force food on you then cast it back up later when they moan about the bill. Was on one job where there was about 9 of us doing a large attic conversion. The couple in the house cooked a full 3 course Christmas dinner for everybody. I just ate my sandwiches in my van. Job ended up going tits up for the others when the couple started quibbling over prices at the end of the job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 I give the workmen my left overs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 I've took the odd cup of tea or coffee in the past but I never take anything to eat apart from a biscuit. Nothing worse than when people try to force food on you then cast it back up later when they moan about the bill. Was on one job where there was about 9 of us doing a large attic conversion. The couple in the house cooked a full 3 course Christmas dinner for everybody. I just ate my sandwiches in my van. Job ended up going tits up for the others when the couple started quibbling over prices at the end of the job. What line of work are you in?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 53 minutes ago, supermik said: I've took the odd cup of tea or coffee in the past but I never take anything to eat apart from a biscuit. Nothing worse than when people try to force food on you then cast it back up later when they moan about the bill. Was on one job where there was about 9 of us doing a large attic conversion. The couple in the house cooked a full 3 course Christmas dinner for everybody. I just ate my sandwiches in my van. Job ended up going tits up for the others when the couple started quibbling over prices at the end of the job. 1 minute ago, philpy said: What line of work are you in?? Tricky but my gut feeling is that he's an osteopath. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 I've took the odd cup of tea or coffee in the past but I never take anything to eat apart from a biscuit. Nothing worse than when people try to force food on you then cast it back up later when they moan about the bill. Was on one job where there was about 9 of us doing a large attic conversion. The couple in the house cooked a full 3 course Christmas dinner for everybody. I just ate my sandwiches in my van. Job ended up going tits up for the others when the couple started quibbling over prices at the end of the job. Right, you've made a total c**t of the job so I'm no paying you in full and add to that I'll be deducting £12 for a the dinner you all had as well... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Tricky but my gut feeling is that he's an osteopath. Don't be a dick Ginny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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