DA Baracus Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 More fucking weather chat. It's like some boring, cliched nonsense charade that everyone must take part in and play their boring, stupid roles. It's almost as if they've been given lines for it, and just parrot them on and on. Brainwashed or at least conditioned, and I'm being serious when I apply that to weather chat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 Up here we've got no weather today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 Up here we've got no weather today. That makes no sense.I agree with DA. Unless it's absolutely scorching hot people will say it's a horrible day. I genuinely don't know how these people (mostly old ones) have coped living in the UK their whole lives, when more than half the year it isn't sunny and to them that's simply dreadful apparently. When people complain about the weather in fucking January it's even more obscene. Were you expecting to break out the suncream or something?Twats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 Have a quick look at horrific club photos thread and make a swift u turn. It's not worth it!!!Sent from my iPhone using Pie and Bovril mobile app He won't notice the difference. He's travelling from Dundee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 33 minutes ago, Jamaldo said: That makes no sense. I agree with DA. Unless it's absolutely scorching hot people will say it's a horrible day. I genuinely don't know how these people (mostly old ones) have coped living in the UK their whole lives, when more than half the year it isn't sunny and to them that's simply dreadful apparently. When people complain about the weather in fucking January it's even more obscene. Were you expecting to break out the suncream or something? Twats. I have sunbathed in February in Ayr. Dug the car out the snow to go my summer holidays in May in Glasgow and been pelted with hailstones in July, Ayr again. Perils of a maritime climate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 I'm watching the repeat of Dara O'Briain's Go 8 Bit and the first game they played was Crash Team Racing. I was seething at how disgustingly terrible they all were at it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 I grew up in a part of the country where rainfall was high even by British standards. Sometimes it was every single day, seemingly for weeks on end. At times you would start to run out of dry clothes and every pair of shoes you owned had salt stains on them due to the repeated soakings. Every now and then we'd get a few consecutive days of sunshine and immediately, the old farts would start moaning. "Ooh, it's too 'ot" and "I'll be glad when it cools down a bit" and "The gardens need rain." It rains well over 300 days a year - the gardens will cope for a few hours so shut the eff up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Dougal McGuire Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 I'm watching the repeat of Dara O'Briain's Go 8 Bit and the first game they played was Crash Team Racing. I was seething at how disgustingly terrible they all were at it I feel genuinely sad that I'm not still 9 years old and sitting playing CTR all day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 7 hours ago, WILLIEA said: I have sunbathed in February in Ayr. Dug the car out the snow to go my summer holidays in May in Glasgow and been pelted with hailstones in July, Ayr again. Thank f**k Rutger Hauer decided to rewrite the original speech that was in the script for Blade Runner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 I'm watching the repeat of Dara O'Briain's Go 8 Bit and the first game they played was Crash Team Racing. I was seething at how disgustingly terrible they all were at it Not everyone was ridiculously good at it like you, bordering on suspicious. p***k [emoji1] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 11 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Not everyone was ridiculously good at it like you, bordering on suspicious. p***k No one was as good as me, but these cuntos were sickeningly bad. One of them could barely control her character and just kept swaying side to side. One of them never used weapons. All of them kept driving in to the water and off a bridge. None of them used the jump function. They all drove across the grass, they often failed to hit the speed pads and often drove in to TNT boxes and vials. I'm getting angry just thinking about it again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 Jackie Bailie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 People thinking they're cool cause they've not voted and don't care. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 Scottish expats in Australia who call themselves 'Scozzies'. f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 Scottish expats in Australia who call themselves 'Scozzies'. f**k off. What are Scottish ladies who offer sex for cash called? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 What are Scottish ladies who offer sex for cash called? Prostiscots 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 Scottish expats in Australia who call themselves 'Scozzies'. f**k off. Admittedly I don't know many Scottish expats here but I've never heard that expression before. I presume you gave them a swift boot in the chuff? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 Admittedly I don't know many Scottish expats here but I've never heard that expression before. I presume you gave them a swift boot in the chuff? Never heard that term either and I've been here more than I've been there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 Never heard that term either and I've been here more than I've been there. So it's just Dee Man that uses it then? Daft Scozzie that he is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 When somebody stands in a doorway and chats to people inside the room and yet looks annoyed when you brush past them to get in or out of said room. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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