MEADOWXI Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 (edited) 34 minutes ago, Fae_the_'briggs said: Those fuckin meerkats in the TV ads have overstayed their welcome. Those bloody foreign animals coming into this country and stealing work from British animals........ BREXIT NOW and send them home Edited January 5, 2017 by MEADOWXI 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDuffman Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 People that post a picture on your favourite MILF thread without saying who it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 People that come into work when they are sick and then smugly tell people like they are some sort of hero for being brave. Get to f**k ya selfish b*****d. I don't want your scabby germs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 People who skive off work with a paper cut and leave the rest to cover for them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Glasgow City Council and their new parking restrictions. If you want to apply for a resident's badge, you go on to the website to be told Quote Unfortunately the application form for parking permits is not yet available as it is currently being modified. When it is available it will appear on the right hand side of the screen. We apologise for any inconvenience and appreciate your patience in this matter. So you phone the number on the page instead, where you navigate through a series of menus, in between which a recording tells you that you can apply on the website. Once you get to the option you want, you are given the same info about applying on the website. Twice. Although it is in a different voice to the one you listen to during the menu. Then they cut you off. Absolutely magnificent customer service. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Further to my rant on the facebook thread about wee fannies and their "sesh", I am submitting Strongbow Dark Fruits as todays pttgoyn. Get it in the fucking sea. Utter pish. All it is is a crutch for wee fuds who dont actually even like drinking to be able to be in a pub. Learn to love lager or GTF. Fruit cider is for fannies. Edited January 5, 2017 by Rugster Forgot the fruit. Oops 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 I'll stick my head out here, I don't mind fruit cider. I wouldn't drink 3 of them like and only tend to even have one if I'm hungover but at times they serve a purpose. I await the ridicule. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadgerTheBadger Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 1 hour ago, MacDuffman said: People that post a picture on your favourite MILF thread without saying who it is. Likewise with people who post a name with no picture. People who say they can't post a picture because of X, Y or Z then fair doo's -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 I like cider and like to try a new one every so often. I gave Smirnoff's attempt a go. It's actually really nice but goes down far too easy (oo er). Just like drinking juice which isn't really a good thing when it comes to alcohol. Strongbow brought out a drink that was fucking delicious but it obviously never gained support as I can't get it anywhere now. Dark Fruits seems to be all the rage just now. It's OK but gets sickly quite quickly. It's not a patch on this beautiful creation 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Just now, 19QOS19 said: I like cider and like to try a new one every so often. I gave Smirnoff's attempt a go. It's actually really nice but goes down far too easy (oo er). Just like drinking juice which isn't really a good thing when it comes to alcohol. Strongbow brought out a drink that was fucking delicious but it obviously never gained support as I can't get it anywhere now. Dark Fruits seems to be all the rage just now. It's OK but gets sickly quite quickly. It's not a patch on this beautiful creation If you want to drink something fruity then buy some Robinson's diluting juice you manchild. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 If you want to drink something fruity then buy some Robinson's diluting juice you manchild. So glad you, too, call it diluting juice. Some names for that fall into the eggy dip dip category. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Like squash? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 1 minute ago, 19QOS19 said: Like squash? ^^^ OFTW 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Diluting juice is the correct term for all juices which have to be diluted with water at the preparation stage. Nothing else will do Hear, hear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 I call it Dilutable. I would also occasionally drink it without diluting it, cause I'm fucking mental. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 I call it Dilutable. I would also occasionally drink it without diluting it, cause I'm fucking mental. Causality or correlation? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 I didn't think people drank Dark Fruits unless they were on their way to Pressure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 43 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: I like cider and like to try a new one every so often. I gave Smirnoff's attempt a go. It's actually really nice but goes down far too easy (oo er). Just like drinking juice which isn't really a good thing when it comes to alcohol. Strongbow brought out a drink that was fucking delicious but it obviously never gained support as I can't get it anywhere now. Dark Fruits seems to be all the rage just now. It's OK but gets sickly quite quickly. It's not a patch on this beautiful creation 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 I call it Dilutable. I would also occasionally drink it without diluting it, cause I'm fucking mental. Do you tend to call it dilutable after you've drunk it undiluted? Think the sugar might be the explanation. I drank some undiluted recently (I didn't realise it was undiluted) and fucking hell I thought my teeth were melting! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 55 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: I like cider and like to try a new one every so often. I gave Smirnoff's attempt a go. It's actually really nice but goes down far too easy (oo er). Just like drinking juice which isn't really a good thing when it comes to alcohol. Strongbow brought out a drink that was fucking delicious but it obviously never gained support as I can't get it anywhere now. Dark Fruits seems to be all the rage just now. It's OK but gets sickly quite quickly. It's not a patch on this beautiful creation Cider is for children that haven't acquired a taste for beer and those are for children not quite up to cider. Except for the moon juice you get in the West Country. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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