Shandon Par Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 3 minutes ago, TheScarf said: People who say 'no idear' instead of the correct 'no idea'. There's 2 losers in my office who say it. Fucking gimps. I think that's the influence of Eastenders and other such E postcode based language-torturing pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 People who say 'no idear' instead of the correct 'no idea'. There's 2 losers in my office who say it. Fucking gimps. A lassie I hang about with from time to time still says "fo" instead of "though." I hadn't heard anyone say that since early days at secondary school, and even then I don't have a clue why it started. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 My PTTGOYN is people who believe ridiculous stories about footballers and other celebrities because it's written with quotation marks on top of a photo of the person in question. The latest one circulating is Paul Scholes smashing a ball off an old wifey's head from 30 yards because Roy Keane and David Beckham dared him to do so. Who the f**k believes that?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 I have seen Scholes stop an interview to kick a ball at a pair of rowdy Italians once. Hit one of them right in the head from about 30 yards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 I have seen Scholes stop an interview to kick a ball at a pair of rowdy Italians once. Hit one of them right in the head from about 30 yards. I've seen the same thing but they weren't Italians they were Portuguese and it wasn't a ball it was a puppy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 QI. I enjoy the programme itself but the way Stephen Fry says a long, drawn-out "Goooooooood Evening!" at the start always sets my teeth on edge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 Granny's and single mums who clog up Doctors offices making it impossible to get an appointment for ages. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 The fucking Kardashians. I don't want to know what is going on in there lives yet it seems impossible to avoid. Even the fucking New Statesman has an article on their homepage about them today. I'm going to guess 99% of people who read the New Statesman don't give a shit about the Kardashians so why inflict them upon us? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Seems my wife has agreed for me to go to a Halloween party once I get home from Tannadice at the end of the month. I'm expected to come up with a great costume idea and of course purchase said costume. Probably a minimal chance of me seeing MOTD that night too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Halloween is for idiots, i am refusing to go to a Halloween / birthday party I have been invited to because I have no interest in dressing up for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 2 minutes ago, throbber said: Halloween is for idiots, i am refusing to go to a Halloween / birthday party I have been invited to because I have no interest in dressing up for it. where's your sense of adventure, Throbber? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 4 minutes ago, throbber said: Halloween is for idiots, i am refusing to go to a Halloween / birthday party I have been invited to because I have no interest in dressing up for it. A pervs dream yer Halloween party 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 16 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: Seems my wife has agreed for me to go to a Halloween party once I get home from Tannadice at the end of the month. I'm expected to come up with a great costume idea and of course purchase said costume. Probably a minimal chance of me seeing MOTD that night too. Buying costumes is for unimaginative losers. Make one or don't go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 where's your sense of adventure, Throbber? It's not about sense of adventure it's just I find dressing up for a night out if you are around about 30 is cringe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Just now, throbber said: It's not about sense of adventure it's just I find dressing up for a night out if you are around about 30 is cringe. you're going to end up a right Victor Meldrew in a few years time! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 12 minutes ago, sjc said: you're going to end up a right Victor Meldrew in a few years time! I think that boat as already sailed SJ. Just kiddin Throbs, don't believe it. Grimbo -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 I am a grumpy old b*****d but the main thing that bothers me socially is forced shite like this. Never liked Halloween as a child either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Having a car for a week has reminded of my pet hate on the roads; the tossers who wait until the traffic lights change before putting on their indicators to turn right thus holding up everyone behind them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 23 minutes ago, Hampden Diehard said: Having a car for a week has reminded of my pet hate on the roads; the tossers who wait until the traffic lights change before putting on their indicators to turn right thus holding up everyone behind them. If they indicated before the lights changed would that make them not have to turn right and still hold everyone up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 In the office and I appreciate you went to the US for a week last year, and and going again to the US in a few weeks but if you continue to refer to Autumn as 'the Fall', I will come round to your side of the office and batter you round the head with your computer screen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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