Hedgecutter Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 6 minutes ago, tree house tam said: I've boned his sister in law. Would be my claim to fame if i wasn't about the 500th to do so. Could have got her a testimonial mug too had you been the big 5 0 0. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 8 minutes ago, tree house tam said: I've boned his sister in law. Would be my claim to fame if i wasn't about the 500th to do so. She must have been a bit raw by the end of that night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 Just now, Hedgecutter said: Could have got her a testimonial mug too had you been the big 5 0 0. Think she already had one, felt like it anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 19 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said: All hot drinks are terrible. The obsession with tea and coffee in this country baffles me. ^^^Good guy who knows the score. I have long espoused such views on here. Glad to see there is another, especially one who shares my bafflement with tea and coffee. It's just odd to me. Folk seem to be robots who's first thought is to stick on the kettle in many situations and who seem to spend quite a bit of cash on tea and coffee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 ^^^got no money to buy tea or coffee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 15 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: ^^^Good guy who knows the score. I have long espoused such views on here. Glad to see there is another, especially one who shares my bafflement with tea and coffee. It's just odd to me. Folk seem to be robots who's first thought is to stick on the kettle in many situations and who seem to spend quite a bit of cash on tea and coffee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 2 hours ago, EdgarusQPFC said: My mum has to drink decaf due to a heart condition so i have tried it, its fucking rank. I ended up on it due to medical advice too, but on the odd occasion I end up with caffeinated tea, it is definitely worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 55 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: ^^^Good guy who knows the score. I have long espoused such views on here. Glad to see there is another, especially one who shares my bafflement with tea and coffee. It's just odd to me. Folk seem to be robots who's first thought is to stick on the kettle in many situations and who seem to spend quite a bit of cash on tea and coffee. What do you drink instead? I have visions of you having an entire room filled floor to ceiling with cartons of Um Bongo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 15 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: What do you drink instead? I have visions of you having an entire room filled floor to ceiling with cartons of Um Bongo. Nah, they only drink that in the Congo. Water and Diet Coke mainly. Add in some orange juice and milk, and the occasional Sugar Free Irn Bru. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 2 hours ago, Stellaboz said: I don't understand the fascination with coffee. It's utterly stinkin' and rots your teeth. I'm not sure if this is serious or not. Rot's your teeth????? Not unless you're a scumbag who puts sugar in it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 39 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Nah, they only drink that in the Congo. Water and Diet Coke mainly. Add in some orange juice and milk, and the occasional Sugar Free Irn Bru. I've got quite into Crusha recently. Not found a store that sells the lime stuff but chocolate or raspberry are good too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 I'm not sure if this is serious or not. Rot's your teeth????? Not unless you're a scumbag who puts sugar in it. Black coffee will stain your teeth not sure about the rotting claim though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 People who add "and a half" or "and a quarter" or whatever on to their age when someone asks how old they are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 1 minute ago, Aidan said: People who add "and a half" or "and a quarter" or whatever on to their age when someone asks how old they are. Fuckin four year olds eh? Wee b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Nesquik straws allow for a quicker and easier flavoured milk hit. I've doubled up on drinking chocolate milk through a chocolate straw (not euph). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 I've not had a drink of tea since 1997. Rubbish stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 When you're cracking eggs into a jug and a little bit of shell falls in and it takes you about 45 minutes to chase the fucker about the jug before you eventually get it out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 4 minutes ago, Dee Man said: When you're cracking eggs into a jug and a little bit of shell falls in and it takes you about 45 minutes to chase the fucker about the jug before you eventually get it out. Use the shell in your hand instead of a spoon or other, it works every time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 20 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Use the shell in your hand instead of a spoon or other, it works every time. I won't be risking getting any more eggshell in there. You're at it, Archer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 5 minutes ago, Dee Man said: I won't be risking getting any more eggshell in there. You're at it, Archer. He's not. It works. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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