Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 My father-in-law loves it. It's fucking shite. A lassie in my work loves it but she's a miserable, humourless c**t. Therefore, it must be shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 (edited) 10 hours ago, Hampden Diehard said: This American notion of adding a number to your brat's name. Davis Love III, the US Ryder Cup captain for starters. Sad b*****d as I am, I looked it up and he has a wean called Davis Love IV. Not sure what's worse, calling your brat "III" or using the name without a hint of embarrassment and continuing the trend with your own offspring. I came very close to being "the 3rd" when my parents where deciding my name, but thankfully my mum decided that would be cruel and unusual punishment so veto'ed the name. Oh, and not really an American Thing.. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_VIII_of_England Edited September 27, 2016 by EdgarusQPFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 1 hour ago, Lisa Cuddy said: Impractical Jokers is fucking awful. I'm stunned by the number of seemingly sane, intelligent people I know that actually like that set-up pish. I tried watching a episode, but after about 2 minutes i wanted to kick the shite out the lot of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 When driving to Rosyth from Dunfermline you come to the roundabout at Sky and on the road it has "R'syth" if memory serves right. There's one letter apostrophised when there's space in the lane for the whole name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 When you're meant to be up early but you can't sleep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 I saw it once. A group of American guys, the equivalent of your typical pub golf bores, dare each other to pretend to be gay. Tragic stuff. Impractical Jokers is fucking awful. I'm stunned by the number of seemingly sane, intelligent people I know that actually like that set-up pish. My father-in-law loves it. It's fucking shite. I tried watching a episode, but after about 2 minutes i wanted to kick the shite out the lot of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girth Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 Office jargon like 'Staycation' and 'Reach out'. Also, 'Webinar'. F**k it all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 20 minutes ago, throbber said: I don't know but when I find out, I'll have them shove you back in and beat you with sticks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 Temporary traffic lights on seafield road in edinburgh, right at the junction for my work. Great. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 6 minutes ago, philpy said: Temporary traffic lights on seafield road in edinburgh, right at the junction for my work. Great. Leave a wee bit early. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 Sat in pub, stunner has just sat down at next table on her own. She is a classy bird, drinking pints. Fancy my chances here but then I remember that I am an old ugly git plus I'm with the wife. If only I was 30 years younger... I'd still not stand a chance but it's nice to dream. Lol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 Sat in pub, stunner has just sat down at next table on her own. She is a classy bird, drinking pints. Fancy my chances here but then I remember that I am an old ugly git plus I'm with the wife. If only I was 30 years younger... I'd still not stand a chance but it's nice to dream. Lol. Offer to take her back to yours for twenty cans of Fosters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 Just now, Bobby Skidmarks said: Offer to take her back to yours for twenty cans of Fosters. What's she going to drink? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 Temporary traffic lights on seafield road in edinburgh, right at the junction for my work. Great. Philpy does the place you work do flooring as well? I'm heading down there this weekend for a few quotes for my living room. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 We only keep 2 different types of hardwood flooring Bobby, that's it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 We only keep 2 different types of hardwood flooring Bobby, that's it. Are they shite? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 Just now, Bobby Skidmarks said: Philpy does the place you work do flooring as well? I'm heading down there this weekend for a few quotes for my living room. This type of thing? Just write it yourself with a felt tip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 I hate shite like that. I once went to a party where the couple had Snow Patrol lyrics stencilled on their living room wall. It made me want to run. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 Are they shite? Brushed and Oiled oak solid 18x120, and uv lacquered oak 18x120. No sure on prices. We can get other flooring from a supplier in livi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 Just now, Bobby Skidmarks said: I hate shite like that. I once went to a party where the couple had Snow Patrol lyrics stencilled on their living room wall. It made me want to run. Yours would be good...f**k of throbber, oh philpy, I love Sean Dyche... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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