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Car/Motorbike alarms going off for hours - there is a motorbike parked outside the flat and it's alarm went off sometime around 4am this morning (I heard through the double-glazing because my windaes were shut) and was still going at 11am.

Inconsiderate b'stards. I know I'm not the only person that heard it!

If the fucker had been going on for 7 hours, I would have been out there after the first ripping the electrics out of it. With cars it's less easy as to get under the bonnet you normally need to get into the car. Nothing a deftly chucked spark plug can't solve of course.

;)

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When you're at a party and they put out bowls of crisps, but they mix the flavours of crisps, like cheese and onion mixed with salt and vinegar...that really annoys me.

:lol:

Too true.

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If the fucker had been going on for 7 hours, I would have been out there after the first ripping the electrics out of it. With cars it's less easy as to get under the bonnet you normally need to get into the car. Nothing a deftly chucked spark plug can't solve of course.

;)

I thought it was a house alarm at first, until the Police came round at 5am, had a quick shifty and noted the reg number of the motorbike and left. Cheers for that. :rolleyes:

It's a pain in the arse that bike anyway - wastes a perfectly good parking bay and it nevers seems to move. Somebody's ornament no doubt. And I'll guarantee you it belongs to someone that lives way up the road too, so they don't have to park on the street like everyone else!

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Folk who are in possesion of a drivers license, yet clearly don't have scooby how to drive. For this, see the majority of Taxi Drivers, Bus Drivers and White Van Men. See in your driving test? Know those lights on either side of your car that let you indicate to others when you plan to turn? They weren't there as an optional thing, they are fucking standard issue so use them you c***s. Also the red light normally means STOP, it doesn't mean canter on through from 30 yards back when I have a fucking right of way light indicating to me that it is safe to make a right turn, then give me the finger as if it's my fault that you are a c**t, knowing fine I'm in no position to give chase. (Which I wanted to and would have done in a heartbeat)

Also, boy racers. Look mate, a Clio is a Clio is a Clio. No amount of alloys, blacked out windows, removal of the renault badges and replacing with cheap go-faster stripes or blue lights under your shitey £300 car, draws from the fact that you are in denial about owning a hairdressers motor. Your 6 different versions of Peugot that you rotate between you is also of no consequence. Yes I drive a Renault Kangoo, yes it does look suspiciosly like the Popemobile, I am well aware that it is not cool, but I didn't spend £4000 trying to make what is essentially scrap metal on wheels, look respectable, and only serving to make myself look like a jumped up wee fanny in the process. If I ever want a respectable looking car with good performance, I'll buy one. Not try and build one from an old rust bucket, kit it out with a £500 stereo system, roll both windows down and belt out happy hardcore at a red light cos I think it sounds good.

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Mates who fart in pubs and clubs when you're tryin to talk to a girl then walk away, bring back smoking i say. Random neds who try to start on you on a night out. When you accidently buy something which is low fat or diet, they'd be as well writing 'tastes like shit' on it. People who pick their nose when I'm tryin to eat. Glasgow High students with stupid accents and acne who sit near me on the train.

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People who moan at you for doing something which they then go and do themselves, like my dad, he moans at me for slamming the door, but he does it as well sometimes. Also when you are walking behind someone at the shops and they stop and you nearly walk into them

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If the fucker had been going on for 7 hours, I would have been out there after the first ripping the electrics out of it. With cars it's less easy as to get under the bonnet you normally need to get into the car. Nothing a deftly chucked spark plug can't solve of course.

;)

:lol::lol::ph34r:

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Driving from Elgin to Inverness, getting picked up by the team bus and driven down to Denny, getting horsed 3-0 by Falkirk in your first game of the season and having to do the journey home again. :angry: We were keech.

Edit: And what's even worse is that they were a really average side too. :( Just better than us.

Edited by Debbie

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Those 'easy, easy' chants accompanied by the arms over the head clapping. Especially annoying when done when a team goes one-nil up after twenty minutes.

How did the stupid hand actions get introduced anyway?

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How did the stupid hand actions get introduced anyway?

Soccer AM. The source of many annoying things these days.

And they have the cheek to borrow loads of Python references on the show as well.

The show is well past its sell by date.

That said, Helen seems to have forgotten her bra the last couple of weeks. :)

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Folk who are in possesion of a drivers license, yet clearly don't have scooby how to drive. For this, see the majority of Taxi Drivers, Bus Drivers and White Van Men. See in your driving test? Know those lights on either side of your car that let you indicate to others when you plan to turn? They weren't there as an optional thing, they are fucking standard issue so use them you c***s. Also the red light normally means STOP, it doesn't mean canter on through from 30 yards back when I have a fucking right of way light indicating to me that it is safe to make a right turn, then give me the finger as if it's my fault that you are a c**t, knowing fine I'm in no position to give chase. (Which I wanted to and would have done in a heartbeat)

Also, boy racers. Look mate, a Clio is a Clio is a Clio. No amount of alloys, blacked out windows, removal of the renault badges and replacing with cheap go-faster stripes or blue lights under your shitey £300 car, draws from the fact that you are in denial about owning a hairdressers motor. Your 6 different versions of Peugot that you rotate between you is also of no consequence. Yes I drive a Renault Kangoo, yes it does look suspiciosly like the Popemobile, I am well aware that it is not cool, but I didn't spend £4000 trying to make what is essentially scrap metal on wheels, look respectable, and only serving to make myself look like a jumped up wee fanny in the process. If I ever want a respectable looking car with good performance, I'll buy one. Not try and build one from an old rust bucket, kit it out with a £500 stereo system, roll both windows down and belt out happy hardcore at a red light cos I think it sounds good.

:lol::lol:

The petty thing getting on my nerves is.....why can't i rant this brilliantly?

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