Fae_the_'briggs Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Because 9/10 horse shits were left by police horses Do you put horse dung on your rhubarb? No I put custard on it like most people. Boom! Boom! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 The superior attitude of cyclists who think they have more right to be on the road than motorists because their mode of transport is more environmentally friendly. Come back and be superior you p***ks when you: a) sit a compulsory competence test before going on the road; b) pay some road tax; c) get insurance; d) have you bike checked annually for roadworthyness; e) use the cycle lanes when they are provided and not the road; f) obey the road signs like stop, give way and one way street signs. There was one of these superior types on the radio a few months back who wears a camera on his helmet (cycling helmet, not his willie) so he could film offences by motorists to show to police. No real problem with that as long as he also filmed bad behaviour by other cyclists too. Anyway his parting remark of the interview was that "cycling is a right open to all whilst driving a car, etc, should be regarded as a privilege that should be earned". I rest my case. You don't pay road tax either, champ. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Why is it an offence when dog owners don't scoop their dog's poop yet horse riders can let their beasts deposit large mounds of crap without having to clean it up. Horse shit is just recycled grass/ Polo mint and presents no danger to human health, unlike dog shit which contains nasty hazardous parasites. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Why is it an offence when dog owners don't scoop their dog's poop yet horse riders can let their beasts deposit large mounds of crap without having to clean it up. There's usually nutters running about with spades ready to scoop up horse shite for their own nefarious purposes. I think they put it in the bath and roll around in it, personally. Reads like you're not enjoying driving at all these days; you should get a bike IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 (edited) Because 9/10 shits were left by the policeFtfy. Awaits pccabe getting me tell! Edited September 20, 2015 by mjw 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 You don't pay road tax either, champ. I pay vehicle licence tax, which has commonly been referred to by drivers as "road tax" for years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 I pay vehicle licence tax, which has commonly been referred to by drivers as "road tax" for years. Yeah, but your "vehicle license tax" doesn't pay for the roads. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 The superior attitude of cyclists who think they have more right to be on the road than motorists because their mode of transport is more environmentally friendly. Come back and be superior you p***ks when you: a) sit a compulsory competence test before going on the road; b) pay some road tax; c) get insurance; d) have you bike checked annually for roadworthyness; e) use the cycle lanes when they are provided and not the road; f) obey the road signs like stop, give way and one way street signs. There was one of these superior types on the radio a few months back who wears a camera on his helmet (cycling helmet, not his willie) so he could film offences by motorists to show to police. No real problem with that as long as he also filmed bad behaviour by other cyclists too. Anyway his parting remark of the interview was that "cycling is a right open to all whilst driving a car, etc, should be regarded as a privilege that should be earned". I rest my case. Because no cyclists are drivers either eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynx Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Can we advertise this site down under or in the us so it isn't dead at this time 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynx Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Wrong topic ffs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynx Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Always thought it was sad that people watched wrestling, found out tonight that people actually pay to watch it, cray cray 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynx Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 (edited) If you need proof that God doesnt exists just remember that snoring is a thing Edited September 21, 2015 by Lynx 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Can we advertise this site down under or in the us so it isn't dead at this time Div could just arrange a Poundland-style scheme with the DWP to have unemployed P&Bers working the night shift in exchange for bru money. Either that or get the 'seething/verge of tears/unlucks champ' bots working 24 hours. I know they need tweaked to pass the Turing Test, but needs must. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Dave,is your avatar moving or am I that sleep depraved? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynx Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Div could just arrange a Poundland-style scheme with the DWP to have unemployed P&Bers working the night shift in exchange for bru money. Either that or get the 'seething/verge of tears/unlucks champ' bots working 24 hours. I know they need tweaked to pass the Turing Test, but needs must. ^^^ ken's the script 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Dave,is your avatar moving or am I that sleep depraved? It is either moving or there is something wrong with my eyes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Looks perfectly still on my screen A fellow P&Ber posted it after we beat Rangers (I think) - ashamed to admit that I've forgotten who. A thing of joy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Wasn't it Mon Dieu that posted it? He seems to be the person for cracking stuff of that nature. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Can we advertise this site down under or in the us so it isn't dead at this timeTwo massive untapped markets for Scottish football banter imho. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 (edited) Can we advertise this site down under or in the us Always thought it was sad that people watched wrestling Make sure you're sitting down when you read this next bit... P&B has a wrestling sub-forum. I know, I know. (shakes head) Two massive untapped markets for Scottish football banter imho. Erm, Sevco have half a billion folk screaming out for Scottish football you know. Edited September 21, 2015 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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