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Dinnae say that in front of her mother, for God's sake. Surgery's just a bad idea at that age.

Yer maws glaikit as well.

In fairness so was the girl I slept with, she was a half two you'll do.

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Radio DJ's that give themselves 'I'm yer pal' type single names, like Clyde's 'Knoxy' and 'Greggsy'.

Arseholes.

So much this!! West Sound's local dickhead of this type calls himself "Frenchie". Never seen the guy but the combination of his voice and his stupid fucking self-proclaimed name makes me despise the p***k!

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Yer maws glaikit as well.

In fairness so was the girl I slept with, she was a half two you'll do.

Wait a minute...this isn't your wife you're referring to, is it? :o

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I've brushed my teeth 10Mins ago and now I'm starving and want to make some toast.

Just stick 'em back in the Steradent when you're done and they ought to be fine.

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