Weesiecodal Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Big stupid beards 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 What the hell did I start. Anyway I like my iPhone. I was not off today. I was out the office working and no none of my friends or family have the correct up to date charging cable. Even more annoying was I went to buy one in Tesco and they had sold out. Why didn't you fire in to the pound shop? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Got a £280 tax rebate last week and won £50 on a coupon last night. Had already spent it in my head. Today my car had its MOT. Failed on 4 things. I know nothing about cars but I'm presuming I'll see none of the money. Sake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Returning from 35+ degree heat to the UK tomorrow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Returning from 35+ degree heat to the UK tomorrow You'll be relieved to hear that we're currently having a storm with gale force winds. Hurry back x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 You'll be relieved to hear that we're currently having a storm with gale force winds. Hurry back x and Mike Ashley is tearing your club a new a***hole! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Woke up at about 3am, on the verge of being sick. A wee bit of sick was actually coming up into my mouth and I had some kind of panic attack or something and couldnt breathe. Near shat myself. Never had that before. Semi-final fear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Woke up at about 3am, on the verge of being sick. A wee bit of sick was actually coming up into my mouth and I had some kind of panic attack or something and couldnt breathe. Near shat myself. Never had that before. I have.....I remember a couple of years back I was suffering from constipation so I bought the chocolate laxative and mis-read "segment" for "bar"......woke up just in time to get my arse on the pan before the explosion! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Returning from 35+ degree heat to the UK tomorrow You've been away? You might have said, we were worried. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stag317 Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Fooking robbing dirty b*****ding council - we own our own home yet, getting a company in to remove load bearing wall and put in appropriate beam yet we still need to pay for a building warrant!!! Bunch of p***ks!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 The old guy's performance on Countdown this afternoon - I'm still seething about it 4 hours later. ■Taking an eternity to pick a vowel or a consonant like it was the hardest decisions he's ever had to make. ■Twice thinking he had finished picking all of said letters when he still had one to pick. ■Three words that he constructed didn't even have the letters on the fucking board. ■His opponent won one of the word games with a four letter word for fucks sake! ■In the two numbers games he said he had a figure which he failed to explain how he arrived at that number both times. I honestly think the actual contestant fell ill and they pulled this silly old c**t of the street. Easily the worst attempt at anything I have ever seen in my life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Didn't know Granny was on tbh, wish I watched. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mojito Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 The old guy's performance on Countdown this afternoon - I'm still seething about it 4 hours later. ■Taking an eternity to pick a vowel or a consonant like it was the hardest decisions he's ever had to make. ■Twice thinking he had finished picking all of said letters when he still had one to pick. ■Three words that he constructed didn't even have the letters on the fucking board. ■His opponent won one of the word games with a four letter word for fucks sake! ■In the two numbers games he said he had a figure which he failed to explain how he arrived at that number both times. I honestly think the actual contestant fell ill and they pulled this silly old c**t of the street. Easily the worst attempt at anything I have ever seen in my life. My head would turn to mush as well if Rachel Riley was strutting about in front of me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 You've been away? You might have said, we were worried. It was certainly an oversight on my part. I've been in Australia. Its been very warm and I caught 2 sharks and some crabs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 It was certainly an oversight on my part. I've been in Australia. Its been very warm and I caught 2 sharks and some crabs. Yeah the QLD women aren't very clean! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 People who pronounce vimto like it's got a 'p' in it, pronouncing it vimpto. An attackable offence if you ask me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Starting a new job and being unaware of their policy on browsing hardcore porn at work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Starting a new job and being unaware of their policy on browsing hardcore porn at work. That Avatars back to being good again I see. Anyways. Laptops, fucking laptops, mines is virtually brand new and I need to update the c**t every night near enough it seems, updates that take forever. Pain in the arse! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 (edited) The old guy's performance on Countdown this afternoon - I'm still seething about it 4 hours later. ■Taking an eternity to pick a vowel or a consonant like it was the hardest decisions he's ever had to make. ■Twice thinking he had finished picking all of said letters when he still had one to pick. ■Three words that he constructed didn't even have the letters on the fucking board. ■His opponent won one of the word games with a four letter word for fucks sake! ■In the two numbers games he said he had a figure which he failed to explain how he arrived at that number both times. I honestly think the actual contestant fell ill and they pulled this silly old c**t of the street. Easily the worst attempt at anything I have ever seen in my life. Failure at every turn. Perhaps the funniest episode of a serious show I've ever seen. 'There's no 'E', John'. 'There are only two 'E's', John', 'There isn't an 'A', John'. At one point it takes him a properly agonising 10 seconds to choose a letter. In one of the many rounds he lost his word was 'GRANT', the only reason being that the letters came out something like 'XDEFGRANT'. His family must have sent him on a bus down to Countdown because they couldn't afford to stick him in a home. edit - The woman he was playing had a bit of a shocker as well after Oor John had already failed miserably. The nearest she got was 100 away from the correct number, although it was just a mistake. Then in the final numbers game Oor John was 7 or 8 away. I mean, what's the fucking point? Edited January 16, 2015 by bullywee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 The old guy's performance on Countdown this afternoon - I'm still seething about it 4 hours later. ■Taking an eternity to pick a vowel or a consonant like it was the hardest decisions he's ever had to make. ■Twice thinking he had finished picking all of said letters when he still had one to pick. ■Three words that he constructed didn't even have the letters on the fucking board. ■His opponent won one of the word games with a four letter word for fucks sake! ■In the two numbers games he said he had a figure which he failed to explain how he arrived at that number both times. I honestly think the actual contestant fell ill and they pulled this silly old c**t of the street. Easily the worst attempt at anything I have ever seen in my life. Doesn't beat the time P&B's very own Andy C tried to get away with 'dobber' (might've been 'tosser') on Countdown. Jeff Stelling was having none of it, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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