Albino Rover Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Those would be heavy books. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Snapchat has got a 'Je Suis Charlie' story on it, loads of people acting like fannies taking videos and selfies of themselves next to where people died. Fucking hate social media sometimes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Steel toecaps? Would you use anything else to boot someone in the pie? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Lee Hendries voice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 STV Edinburgh, I stumble upon Peter and Roughie's Football Show with a Glasgow logo on the screen. This isn't all, It looks like it's been videoed on an 80's recorder and only one microphone which drifts in and out. Will not watch again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 If I hear another TLA today I'm going to shout GTF. You still stuck at the airport? DOH! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 STV Edinburgh, I stumble upon Peter and Roughie's Football Show with a Glasgow logo on the screen. This isn't all, It looks like it's been videoed on an 80's recorder and only one microphone which drifts in and out. Will not watch again. I watched a bit of STV Glasgow when it came out. Truly dreadful, made Border TV look professional and slick! The only thing that I've seen which remotely approached it for sh*teness was years ago near the border I got some East German tv in my hotel. It was black & white showing endless gymnastics interspersed with a football game that looked as though it was played at Cambuslang Rangers ground!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 These local TV stations won't last for long. Utter pointless 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Workboots* New PTTGOMN: autocorrect Autocorrect; On a Samsung phone it changes Tartan to Tarzan......... I dont type Tartan or use it every day but until this moment I have never fucking deliberately wanted the word Tarzan in a sentence. Who picks the autocorrect of words ??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 I used to have a phone that autocorrected Unionist to Onanist, or the other way around. It was a while ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tight minge Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Chinese tourists (all of them), backpackers and knobbers who keep their rucksacks on in public transport. Sub-Human scum the lot of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 STV Edinburgh, I stumble upon Peter and Roughie's Football Show with a Glasgow logo on the screen. This isn't all, It looks like it's been videoed on an 80's recorder and only one microphone which drifts in and out. Will not watch again. To top the lot, stv Edinburgh are showing repeats of take the high road. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 The presenter on The Fountainbridge Show looks like she'd spent a few hours in Illegal Jacks beforehand. If you have bingo wings, don't wear see through sleeves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 I used to have a phone that autocorrected Unionist to Onanist, or the other way around. It was a while ago. ...and that was a bad thing? These local TV stations won't last for long. Utter pointless Can you get them on Freeview? I thought there was only an STV Glasgow, which just sounds like normal STV to me, so I never bothered looking. Now that I know there's an STV Edinburgh too...nah, still not bothered. Are they anything like the US public access stations? Some quality stuff there; absolute mentalists filming shows in their own garage with Nazi bedsheets draped up in the background.. Can think of a one or two laddies on here I'd happily watch humiliate themselves in front of the nation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Blokes over 30 who still think it's funny to greet their group of male friends with "Hello Ladies" when it wasn't funny the previous fifty times they did it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Blokes over 30 who still think it's funny to greet their group of male friends with "Hello Ladies" when it wasn't funny the previous fifty times they did it. Dip your cock in his pint when next he tries it. Just to prove him wrong, likes; not just 'cause it feels good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 I leant my boss my IPhone charge cable at work today and forgot to grab it back off of him before I left. I've now got no way of charging my phone and I'm not going into the office tomorrow. Means I'll have to buy a new one tomorrow morning from somewhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Dip your cock in his pint when next he tries it. Just to prove him wrong, likes; not just 'cause it feels good. What if you and your mates are having to share a pint between each other? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Dip your cock in his pint when next he tries it. What if you and your mates are having to share a pint between each other? Then he could dip somebody else's cock in. Simples. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 I leant my boss my IPhone charge cable at work today and forgot to grab it back off of him before I left. I've now got no way of charging my phone and I'm not going into the office tomorrow. Means I'll have to buy a new one tomorrow morning from somewhere. Grab a coffee at "Place to Eat" in John Lewis. They give you a free 30 minute charge whilst you're in there. Might work out cheaper than the new cable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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