Lisa Cuddy Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 ^^Been there. I fucking wish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 After a short* period of study, I have determined her tits are different sizes. Why? *45 minutes of drooling and one satisfying w**k The microphone is quite clearly the culprit here, the sound man would have to remove it from behind as the recoil would have his eye out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 After a short* period of study, I have determined her tits are different sizes. Why? *45 minutes of drooling and one satisfying w**k I think you'll find her pet mouse is gnawing on her left nipple, pulling it down and giving the illusion of size differential. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 I think you'll find her pet mouse is gnawing on her left nipple, pulling it down and giving the illusion of size differential.I'd let my pet mouse gnaw on her... well you know the rest 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 It could go either way tbf. So where's her mate Ivy then? Rumour has it they do a decent double act at this time of year... Post the pics in the NSFW please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Glittery Christmas cards. Yeah usually opened after you've just put the hoover away..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 It's an effect of the light coming from one direction creating one shadow but not t'other. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Wankers at the gym sitting playing on their phone on a machine or bench. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Bloody Awful Christmas music on in the office . Fek. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Bloody Awful Christmas music on in the office . Fek. I'm still scarred by a Christmas CD that played on a loop in a shop I worked at seventeen years ago. Instantly transported back to that horrible job whenever I hear Santa Baby, Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time, Fairytale of New York... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDuffman Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 That fekin irritating bitch on the Asda advert. That's 5 adverts in the one break there. Constantly having to hit the mute button. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Does anyone else get sick at the beginning of the Christmas break, every fucking year? This year, the wean's caught chicken pox, my mother's stuck in bed after falling down a flight of stairs, and I've got a lovely lung infection coming along. Even the cat's just had blood tests for potential diabetes FFS. If the wife's not sick or dead by Christmas Eve, she's getting burnt for a witch. f**k it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 I got the flu in the run up to Christmas a few years back but was thankfully alright by the time the day arrived. This year, however, I've landed myself with a chest infection, coughing and wheezing all over the place, antibiotics and an inhaler from the doctor but I'll hopefully (!) be back to work next week. My sister in law gets a cold for Christmas every year, without fail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 My mother's stuck in bed after falling down a flight of stairs. Serves her right for putting her bed there but I guess it may have served to prevent more serious injury. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuggie_Murray7 Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Finished up this afternoon for 10 days.....feel a cold coming on. f**k this for a carry on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 I got the flu in the run up to Christmas a few years back but was thankfully alright by the time the day arrived. This year, however, I've landed myself with a chest infection, coughing and wheezing all over the place, antibiotics and an inhaler from the doctor but I'll hopefully (!) be back to work next week. My sister in law gets a cold for Christmas every year, without fail. I can mind my mum being stoned as f**k on painkillers and cough syrup on Christmas Day when I was 6 or so. Even she remembers it as the best Christmas ever Get well soon, hen. Do you ever think your SiL is just trying to avoid the family gatherings? I ken my mum's avoiding me, but I thought that an ambulance ride was taking things a wee bit too far Serves her right for putting her bed there but I guess it may have served to prevent more serious injury. Hadn't occurred to me; need to have a word with the silly bugger! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Skitters everywhere, and had to bring a container through to pish into, as I only just made it last time. The boak is on its way, and I fear there will be tears as just swallowing is like consuming a handful of glass. Might consider finally watching Slaughtered Vomit Dolls just to help the process along. Happy 5th night of Hanukkah, P&B! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Mike and Shiela. Not a good Tinder encounter Mozza? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Yes. Especially Mike. ^^^roasted by Shiela & Mike... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 ^^^roasted by Shiela & Mike... ^^^Previous experience of "Sheila". You might have warned him in advance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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